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Gossip Girl frustrated the heck out of us this week -- why did so many presumably smart people act so damn stupid? Why did so many characters seem to regress? Where did some of these plotlines come from? Gah!

Blair is done with her detention, and she's bent on revenge. When she can't come up with authentic dirt on Ms. Carr, she makes up a rumor that she and Dan Humphrey are having a fling. It hits Gossip Girl, and all hell breaks loose. When Rachel finds out about Gossip Girl, the school leans on one of Blair's cronies and Blair gets expelled. Goodbye, Yale! Except then Rachel and Dan meet up for coffee and commiseration, and Serena snaps a shot of their far-to-intimate-seeming meeting. Rachel gets fired, and Blair's back. But now that Rachel is no longer Dan's quasi-teacher, that means it's perfectly ok for them to get busy right?

Meanwhile, Chuck is trying to reconstruct the "greatest night of his life" with a mystery woman, and discovers a sexy private gentleman's club that may be eeeeeevil. His mystery woman disappears -- what could it mean? And why should we care?

Find out who tried to bludgeon herself into submission, discover what we DID like about the episode, hear what caused us to claw at our eyes, and ponder with us Bart's motivations for keeping address cards. Plus, tattoo facts, and a shameful admission!

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