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Gossip Girl Bracket: Round Three!

We're back with more Gossip Girl Big Bad Bracket action! We've reached Round Three of the competition, and things are getting fierce. Last week, we saw Dorota absolutely crush her competition (Accelerated-learning Schemes was WAY overmatched). The Nate-Dan Bromance made short work of Lies About the Past, and Born-again Georgina happily destroyed Self-destructive Tailspins. And in an upset victory, Adoption Cliffhangers took out Stepdad Wallace Shawn. (Ok, maybe the victory wasn't an upset, but we certainly were -- come on, folks, it's Vizzini! And Mr. Hall! Show some respect!)

Well, we'll have to get over that shock, because now it's time for the winners of hte last round to fight it out among themselves. Will Serena's Assets eclipse Chuck's Fashion Sense? Can Quasi-incest take out Morality Clauses? Will the Nate-Dan Bromance vanquish the Adoption Cliffhangers who overthrew our dear Wallace Shows? And what will happen when two powerhouses -- Dorota and Born-Again Georgina -- enter the ring. Two women enter, one woman leaves -- and you decide who it will be!

Serena's assets
With legs for days and Victoria's Secret-like décolletage, Serena has a body with a maturity level beyond her years. And the costume crew at Gossip Girl knew how exploit the hell out of it.

Chuck's fashion choices

Argyle, bow-ties, candy-colored threads -- we must be talking about Chuck Bass. Good thing Chuck had that colossally confident swagger, otherwise he would've never pulled off those velvet smoking jackets. Thankfully enough, he did.
Quasi-incest
Things got weird for Dan and Serena when Lily and Rufus started dating. Serena was no stranger to odd family relations – stepbrother Chuck’s habit of waking Serena up with breakfast in bed was beyond creepy.

Morality clauses
Apparently a 17-year-old high school student could run a company if he banished his baser instincts. However, it was hard for Chuck Bass to abandon his hedonistic ways when his uncle kept throwing hired escorts his way.

Nate-Dan bromance
As roommates and newfound best mates, these two were practically married. They had each other’s backs come hell or high water - except when Nate got too cozy with Dan’s sister.



Adoption cliffhangers
What’s this, Lily and Rufus had a son? And what’s this, he’s dead, no wait, he’s alive? And attending NYU and creepily stalking his half-brother Dan? This is too good to wait for next season.
Dorota
Often only seen as a player on the sidelines, Blair’s maid/nanny was instrumental to many of Blair’s intricate schemes. She even got a spot in the limelight in her own online spin-off!

Born-again Georgina
This little phoenix’s rise from the ashes happened on both sides of the good/evil fence. Georgina didn’t seem to be concerned with what Jesus would do by the end of the season, a promising sign of wicked deeds in episodes to come.



Polls are open until Sept. 1, so get voting!

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