Gossip Girl Bracket: Round Two!
We've reached round two of the Gossip Girl Big Bad Bracket -- and that means we've weeded out the weak! We've got some tough competitors going up against each other this time out -- who will survive? That's up to you!
The last set of matches in round 1 were pretty uneven -- Self-Destructive Tailspins whacked Private Eyes, while Accelerated-Learning Schemes put the hurt on Muckraker Dan. Born-Again Georgina made short work of Dossiers -- youhd to know that even kinder, gentler Georgina would wipe the floor with those measly peices of paper. But the biggest defeat came when Dorota took on Parents Turning Kids Into the Cops. Dorothea took 81 percent of the vote -- and we're just surprised that the number wasn't higher!
Now it's time to see what happens when they hardy survivors from the NY Fashion Week and Bluebloods divisions face off. Will Serena's Assets overcome 80's Fashion Montage? Will Chuck's Fashion Choices defeat One-Upping Eleanor Waldorf? Can Quasi-Incest take our Jet-Setting? And will Morality Clauses shut down Unfaithful Cougar Duchesses? Your votes decide! Polls close August 18, so get voting!
With legs for days and Victoria's Secret-like décolletage, Serena has a body with a maturity level beyond her years. And the costume crew at Gossip Girl knew how exploit the hell out of it. 80's fashion montage What's Gossip Girl without fashion and 80's footage without a montage? When we visited Lily's teenage years it was a marriage made in heaven with spandex, headbands, and shoulder-pads made in hell. |
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Argyle, bow-ties, candy-colored threads -- we must be talking about Chuck Bass. Good thing Chuck had that colossally confident swagger, otherwise he would've never pulled off those velvet smoking jackets. Thankfully enough, he did. One-upping Eleanor Waldorf The only thing big about Little J this season was her ego. After creating clothes under the guise of Eleanor's label that the department stores loved, J stormed out of Eleanor's atelier with her creations when she didn't get the recognition she wanted. |
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Things got weird for Dan and Serena when Lily and Rufus started dating. Serena was no stranger to odd family relations – stepbrother Chuck’s habit of waking Serena up with breakfast in bed was beyond creepy. Jet-setting Hate your mom? Hop a flight to Spain! Need to buy Bavarian bon-bons? Jet to Germany! Virtually all of your Upper East-side problems can be solved with a plane ticket. |
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Apparently a 17-year-old high school student could run a company if he banished his baser instincts. However, it was hard for Chuck Bass to abandon his hedonistic ways when his uncle kept throwing hired escorts his way. Unfaithful cougar duchesses Duchess Beaton descended a bit below her station with her tawdry statutory relationship with Nate. Things got even more twisted when we discovered her en flagrante delicto with her stepson, Marcus. And they say royalty is uptight. |
Comments
deja vu
Posted by: kt | August 13, 2009 12:13 PM
Am I having a deja vu moment, or did this get posted before?
Posted by: Isha | August 12, 2009 8:51 AM