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Hey kids -– 90210 wants us to know that bad things happen when you lie! If you're lucky, you'll just get caught with a trunk full of (hilariously named) porn in the car you borrowed from your best friend. If you're less lucky, the guy whose uncle you accidentally killed may start turning to you for comfort -– or looking at you suspiciously, depending on your interpretation. And if you're not lucky at all? That hot guy you slept with will use your arrogance to get the truth on tape. Hah!

Here are some of the ways the truth came to bite our favorite West Bev residents in the butt this week:

Finally! Liam bests Jen!
Probably our favorite storyline of the night involved Liam and Jen. She's just so mustache-twirlingly eeeevil, and we enjoyed see her self-satisfaction get the better of her. When Liam discovers that Jen is actually flat broke and married to an impoverished French noble (and who hasn't been there…) he threatens to tell Naomi unless Jen comes clean about the bom-chicka-wow she initiated on prom night. Alas, Jen beats him to the punch -– but she's undone when she comes back to gloat. Naomi will never believe we slept together, she sneers. She might, especially now that Liam recorded Jen saying that on his cell phone. Hah!

Annie's admirer (?)
Gotta love Beverly Hills, where even the homeless have cash to donate to their alma maters. Yep, Annie's hit-and-run victim was a West Bev alum, and Jasper, his nephew, is in the school now. Annie gets all teary in his general direction, and Jasper is either deeply touched or higly suspicious. Now Annie's either got a new friend (and heaven knows she needs one!) or a dangerous stalker bent on revealing the truth. We're betting on the latter!

I might like you better if we slept together
Ades is in a pickle – she gets a sweet role, and that makes Navid all sulky. Sigh. It's like one step forward, two steps back with this boy! Granted, going to Teddy for advice and comfort probably wasn't the best move on Adrianna's part... was anyone surprised by the smooching? (As it was in last week's preview, we're guessing no.) But as distressed as we were by the illicit lip-lock, we have to say what happens next is even worse: Ades tells Navid that's it's finally time to make him a man. Oh, Adrianna... NOW you decide to make Navid's naughty dreams come true? Sigh...

Porn and consequences
Dixon's still lying to Sasha, which gets sticky when the car breaks down and she finds a trunk full o' porn. Oops! Yeah, about that, Dixon lies, I'm, um, a porn financier. (At least he didn't say porn star...) Sasha says she's ok with it, but she does a little spying and sees Dixon hugging Debbie at his front door. Yes, Sasha, Dixon likes older women -– but we're talking women your age, not Debbie's!