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Jonah is a thief and his fiancé is lonely and a little pathetic
While Jonah's gal is off finding new best friends, he is hired by a muckety muck real estate agent to video swanky houses for real estate listings. Jonah gives his BFF David (really? We must have missed this one too!) a look at the videos. David looks mighty interested-- perhaps he's thinking of going into interior decorating.

Next thing we know poor Jonah is confronted by the agent and questioned by the police. A diamond necklace is missing from one of the houses he videoed. When Jonah overhears Ella talking to David about a blinged-out necklace she spotted in his apartment, he goes ballistic (well, as ballistic as our dear and sweet Jonah can get) and confronts David, who denies stealing it. Later Jonah eats crow after he finds out that the necklace must have simply dropped under some furniture and has been recovered.

Evil and conniving must be DNA-based traits
Crazy Violet decides that she wants to make more money, so she sets her sights on a bartending gig -- never mind that she JUST started as a hostess. So during the busy party evening, Violet sets up the cute bartender, Kira, by stealing $700 out of the bar till and planting it in the unsuspecting booze-slinger's purse. Kira is canned and for some reason the really mean boss gives Violet a couple of hours behind the bar on a Tuesday night. Oh that Violet, she's clearly Syd’s kid and we can't wait to see what she'll do next.

She may be a bitch, but is Ella a killer?
We can't believe that Ella can keep things straight what with all of the stories that she's told about where she was and what and/or who she was doing on the night that Sydney was killed. The police are starting to zero in on her as a prime suspect. They can't wait to slip on the handcuffs and they don't care if it's her birthday or not.

Quotable MP quotes
"Half of my clients are married to cheating, drug-abusing, tax-evading celebutards." Ella

"Look who's grown out of her Uggs and into her Manolos." Syd to Ella

"You were practically building a nest in that family tree." Ella to Syd with regard to her sleeping with both David and Michael

"If this hits the blogisphere I’d get 15 minutes of fame and a lifetime of peddling In-N-Out Burgers." Ella on the "secret" about her sleeping with a client

Ashlee celebrates the big 2-5
We'll see Violet knocked up in an upcoming MP storyline if Jessica Simpson has anything to say about it. E! Online is reporting that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her family, including her newly-single sister Jessica, celebrated Ash's 25th birthday last Saturday at the Wet Republic pool in Vegas, Baby! Ashlee noshed on a three-tiered cake topped with cupcakes while sister Jessie encouraged her to procreate. "I want her to have another baby," Jessica said, "I want another nephew or a niece."

Um...hold on Jess -- Ashlee's career is in full swing. Your clock may be ticking but give your little sis a minute to recover and film more episodes of Melrose Place!

What do you think? Do you think Ashlee and husband, Pete Wentz should have another kid now or wait for Ashlee's acting career to really take off?