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February 5, 2010

The Vampire Diaries: Apparently Vervain is On Par With Iocane Powder

How is it that it's so easy to dose the unsuspecting with this stuff? What's next, a six-fingered vampire? This week's Vampire Diaries delivered hoop skirts, bloody Katherine, and deep family intrigue in spades.

Trust. Trust is difficult to cultivate when you're a vamp -- particularly, apparently, if your last name is Salvatore. Boys! Can't we all just get along?

We do wonder exactly when Katherine turned them, though, since it appears that they weren't turned at the time that she was caught by their well-meaning but rigidly anti-vamp father. We wonder about gray areas, and think that Mr. Salvatore should have at least considered what Stefan was saying about judging the vamps on the content of their character, to borrow a phrase. Now, to be fair, we don't think that Katherine's character would stand up to the sort of scrutiny that Stefan would have liked. And did you see the vamp muzzle!? That thing looked positively medieval. Maybe it was because it looked so oxidized.

More on the yummy Salvatores after the jump!

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January 28, 2010

The Vampire Diaries: Homeschooling Covers a Multitude of Sins

Oh, Vampire Diaries, is it nice to reinforce the stereotype of home-schooled kids as weird by letting a vamp just hang out at the library, try too hard with Jeremy, and crash the school dance pretend that she's home schooled?

Our other thought about this is that these day-walker aids must be like a dime a dozen. We thought they were rare and prized? How is Miss Home Schooled able to stalk Jeremy during all hours? When she showed up, we wondered if she was either going to be a vamp or vamp food. She's a great character with murky motives and we love that. She's got a bit of a temper, though, to judge by her annoyance that Jeremy let the journal out of his hands for a while. Call us sentimental, but we don't want Jeremy to remember what happened with Vicki and sink back into his drug spiral.

We're a bit worried about Damon. Since Bonnie/Emily destroyed the crystal, he's been a little down. Not taking care of himself, and making less of an effort at being charming.

Let's discuss Damon's recent greasiness after the jump, shall we?

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Vampire Diaries: Ian on Damon's True Love, Plus a Sneak Peek at Unpleasantville!

Look, it's no secret that we're fans of the bad boys. Perhaps that's why Damon is suck a delicious character on The Vampire Diaries. But Ian Somerhalder has a theory about what makes Damon so darn bad -- and it's not what you think:

What do you think? Is Damon a fool for love, or a natural-born killer? While you ponder that question, check out a couple of scenes from Unpleasantville -- and who knoew the town of Mystic Falls wore the '50s so well!

 

 

January 21, 2010

The Vampire Diaries: Payback's A Witch

Thank the Gods of Mystic Falls that The Vampire Diaries is back! The drought has been difficult to endure, truly.

You know we love Damon. Those eyes, that brilliant wit, that lack of a sense of right and wrong. But we can't help notice that he's very much about consequences for everyone but himself. Dude, you should have known that killing Lexi would have consequences. Srsly. Why would you be surprised that Bree, Lexi's friend, would tell Lexi's beau and that he'd want some revenge? Duh!

We cheered when we saw that Gina Torres had joined the cast this episode. We heart her and fondly long for the days of yore when Firefly was on the air. We cheered when we found out she's a witch! We did not cheer when Damon, in typical overreacting, unholier-than-thou fashion, decided to retaliate against her tipping off the heartbroken beau by ripping her heart out. Sigh. Boo. No ongoing Gina Torres on our fave Vamp show. Cruel, cruel Universe! How you mock us!

More Vamp goodness after the jump!

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November 20, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Vamps, Witches, and (Maybe) Weres, Oh My!

Oh, Vampire Diaries, thank you for giving us the will to live! What's not to love? Saucily delivered lines, dead characters coming back as undead characters, and hot boys who are motivated by true love but in a really accessible yet masculine way? Yes, please! Two servings, if you don't mind.

Our fave vamps were actually planning to leave Mystic Falls, so high five! to Logan for coming back to Mystic Falls as a newbie vamp and mucking it all up so the brothers are forced to stay.

We were super pleased that external forces imposed on Stefan's intention to take direction from Edward's playbook. That leaving for your own good thing because I know what's best for you is super mega lame, and we're delighted that Elena stood up for herself. Bravo! You're definitely no Bella (of course, we love Bella, too, but one Bella is enough, thanksverymuch).

What were the peeps of Mystic Falls up to this ep? Find out our fave Damon-ism of the week after the jump!

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November 12, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Bring Back My Bonnie To Me

What an incredible week on The Vampire Diaries! This series gets more and more complex and we get more and more attached to these characters, who are all really finding their stride.

OK, having gotten the love-struck gushing out of the way, we really have to ask what's up with vamp dudes breaking up with their cherished girlfriends in the forest for their own good, faking being strong themselves until they are out of sight and then going through angsty self-recrimination? Is this something they learn at paranormal school? Perhaps it is one of the attributes of being a 17-year old perpetual high school student. It seems to be a trend.

How delicious to have an episode with so much Bonnie and Caroline! Yes, it's fair to say that this ep even revolved around our favorite witch.

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November 9, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Candice Accola on Vamps, Bad Boyfriends, and Caroline's Confusion

It's no secret that we kind of adore Caroline on The Vampire Diaries -- and after talking to Candice Accola about her character, we love her even more! Candice tells us about the pleasures of playing "the floozy at the party," the perks of being "mind-compulsed," explains what's going on in Caroline's head, and talks about why she loved the Halloween episode. Plus, she tells us about the best elective class ever --we want to go to that school! Check it out!

November 6, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Raising the Stakes

Last week on The Vampire Diaries, we were afraid that Damon was growing a conscience. We were tantalized and strangely a little confused. This week, he's letting his evil show. Aww, we're conflicted! Do we give the guy a break?

We loved Lexi, Stefan's oldest friend who popped in unexpectedly. Was she too good to be true? Perhaps. I mean, really? A BFF who:

- Is completely completely cool, down to Earth, fun, thoughtful, lovely
- Has super powers like getting unlimited free drinks from bartenders
- Surprises us by coming all of the way to our town in the middle of nowhere for our birthday
- Feels no shame - in fact, feels fantastic about going to see Bon Jovi next weekend

Maybe she read our post from last week? So we were disappointed with her fate.

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October 30, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Stakes Through the Heart, and Who's to Blame?

Is it Stefan that gives love a bad name on The Vampire Diaries? Damon? Naw, these super hot vampires are just doing the best they can with what they've got, and they just have different ways of doing it.  

We think that this show gets better every week, though to be fair, the Halloween episode of a vampire show should should be pretty awesome. This one was.  Whoever's writing Damon's dialog gets an A+, and can we please say that Ian Somerhalder's comic timing is fantastic?  It is hard to chose the best Damon moment of this episode, but the show started off around the 5 min mark with a bit that had us choking on our frosty beverage. Damon, Stefan, and Vicki are hanging out and looking mightily bored in the dusty library/office/room of indeterminate nature. Stefan offers Vicki a cup of mystery substance in a heavy pottery cup that looks like it would have been a hot collectible on eBay 10 years ago. 

Vicki:  What is it?
Stefan: It's what you're craving.
Damon: Don't lie to the girl. It's so NOT what you're craving, but it'll do in a pinch. 
Vicki: What is it?
Damon: Yeah, what is it?  Is it skunk? St. Bernard? [stage whisper] Bambi?
Stefan: Go on, give it a try. 
Damon:  She's new. She needs people blood. She can't sustain on that stuff. 
Vicki: Yeah, why can't I have people blood?
Damon: Yeah?
Stefan: Because it's wrong to prey on innocent people, Vicki! 
Damon: You don't have to kill the feeds, just find somebody tasty and then erase their memory afterwards. It's so easy.
Stefan: (more protestations, etc.)
Damon: Don't listen to him, he walks on a moral plane way out of our eyeline.  I say, snatch, eat, erase.

In moments like these, it's hard to argue that nice guys don't finish last.  Particularly if the girl in question is a newly turned vampire/former junkie.  Who really thinks that Vicki's gonna go for Stefan's humanitarian approach to the afterlife when Damon is so much more fun and people blood is apparently so much more tasty?

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October 16, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: The Vampire Compass

On Vampire Diaries this week, Elena's finally figured it all out, and typically, she's not thrilled. Seriously, she's just found out that her super hot sweet boyfriend who has excellent manners is immortal and, as predicted, she's all emo and confrontational about it. Sigh. Work with us, Elena. No one's perfect. What's a little undead between friends?

Flash forward to the flashback. Hoop skirts? Damon was fighting for the confederacy? Ohhhh, here's a twist we didn't see coming! Catherine was a VAMP... who turned Stefan and Damon into vamps. Because she thought they could all live together happily ever after.  Well, gosh Stefan. Work with us.  No one's perfect. What's a little undead between friends? Ok, the keeping both of the brothers simultaneously is a tad creepy.  

Yay! Damon's rehydrated! Boo, that means a Risky Business-esque "dancing' montage complete with special moves to avoid the sunrays slipping in from around the various window treatments. Apparently bored revenge-hungry vampires like to imbibe alcoholic beverages with high school chicks while waiting for the sun to retreat. The good news is that the half-starved and freshly fed Damon is even more charming and snarky than the previous incarnation. He definitely had the best lines this week, many of them with the recovering Vicki, who barely survived his cemetery attack last week and is hanging on by an inebriated thread. 

Damon: You're life is so pathetic.
Vicki: Yeah.
Damon: You are so damaged.  You don't have one hint of self esteem.
Vicki: Nope. None.
Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.
Crunch!

Read on after the jump!

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October 15, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Meet Mystic Falls' Witchy Woman

Bloodsucking fiends aren't the only supernatural entities on The Vampire Diaries -- which Bonnie Bennett has found out to her peril. Actress Katerina Graham talks us through what Bonnie is going through, why she's a good friend to Elena, what she has in common with Stefan, and how she's like her character. Check it out!

October 9, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Check Out How They Did the Firestarter Scene!

How cool was last night's firestarter scene on The Vampire Diaries? We were lucky enough to be on set when they shot the flaming car, and we can show you exactly how it was done! Check it out!

The Vampire Diaries: Waking Up Is Hard To Do

So last week on The Vampire Diaries, Stefan dosed Damon with a vervain-flavored girlfriend and knocked him out for a few days. This ep we open with Damon waking up a few days later with what appears to be a wicked vervain hangover and Stefan reporting that when Damon turns into a mummified monstrosity in a week or so, he's gonna rest in peace in the family crypt for 50 years or so. Damon's not a fan. We think this might be making him a little crankier than usual.

Elena spends most of our time together this week going through the process of waking up to the oddness of Stefan's evasiveness, weird face contortions in the presence of blood, and generally adding up all of the vampirey things that have seemed a little off. We assume that he's hoping that the little red herrings like allegedly loving garlic and being able to walk in the sunlight will keep her off the scent, but it looks like she's a wily cookie, capable of drawing logical conclusion. Yes, it's hard to wake up to realize you're the girlfriend of the undead, but there are worse things, Elena! Like being eaten by one of them, for example. Or having one compel you to wander through town to release you from your basement prison and then try to eat you.

Caroline, Damon's girlfriend who will wander through town in a trance-like state in half an hour or so, sorta remembers being bitten but blows it off as Bonnie fondles a candle, presumably contemplating her firestarter talents. At least that's what we hope she's contemplating. The next day in the school hallway, Caroline describes the fund raiser she's working on for this weekend:

"The Sexy Suds Car Wash is tomorrow. The football team and the band have committed. Well, not all the band. Just the ones who can pull off a bikini. I want in your face sexy. I mean, it's a fund raiser, for God's sake!"

Then later, on the phone:

"Do *not* wear the one-piece! I've seen it on you, trust me. We're going for stripper pole vibe this year. Maybe we should wash the cars in sloooow motion!"

Um, these chicks *are* in high school, right? She is in fact suggesting that underage girls get mostly naked, wet and sudsed up to raise money for the high school athletic program? Harumph.

There's more after the jump -- read on!

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October 2, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Vervain, It Does a Body Good!

Parents Vampire groupies just don't understand. In this episode, Elena, Caroline and Bonnie all delve further into the world of small town old-world vampires.  Amazingly, the direct bloodline of the founders of Mystic Falls seems to be pretty intact, with the GIlberts, the Salvatores and the Lockwoods at the center of it all.  Presumably, Mystic Falls has been as charming all along and as filled with gorgeous advanced-beyond-their-years teens for as long as the town has existed.  

In this magical small town, teenagers don't have time for homework.  And who would with Founder's Balls in lovely old Anne Rice mansions to attend? In the battle of caviar vs. calc, caviar wins every time.  Everyone loves magical fairy lights and excellent twinkly (but not sparkly) mood lighting.  Oh, and glasses of champagne for the guests of indeterminate age. 

But we get ahead of ourselves.  Damon, the bad boy vampire, truly relishes taunting his younger brother and our protagonist Stefan, whose brooding technique is extremely captivating.  A puma mountain lion is causing the attacks on local townsfolks!  Well, of course - who wouldn't suspect the local wild feline population to expose themselves when the two founding vampires are acquainting themselves with the local high school?  

There's more after the jump!

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September 25, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Football and Fangs

The Vampire Diaries went all rah-rah-sis-boom-bah on the football field, with an added feature of bloody death. What is the town of Mystic Falls going to do now that the only teacher/coach/adult in school is gone?

The Good
Machinations

We love watching the brothers maneuver around each other. Damon wrangles an invitation to Elena's house, and Stefan counters with a vamp-blocking herbal locket. Well played, sir!

Grudging respect
Bonnie wants Elena to take it slow with Stefan -- intimations of death will do that to a girl. But Elena invites the two to dinner, and Stefan wins her over by putting the best possible spin on the Salem witches: they're "heroic examples of individualism and nonconformity." Hey, we'd like him too if he said that about us!

Then there's Matt, who's torn between hating Stefan for stealing his girl (and he still refers to Elena as his girlfriend during a heated exchange. Oops!) and being the nice guy he is. He finally comes around on the Stefan question when he sees our fave vamp defend Jeremy during a fight with Tyler. This will actually be problematic for Stefan, as Elena saw his palm slashed with a broken bottle, then saw it completely healed moments later. Eventually she's going to start putting the pieces together...

There's more after the jump -- read on!

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September 18, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Elena, Meet Damon

The Vampire Diaries teaches us that comets are either romantic or harbingers of doom, that the best way to deal with a bully is to confront him, that it's a good thing to do in questionable romantic situations is to grab life by the horns (except when it's not), and that camping is a very, VERY dangerous thing. Also, there's only one teacher in Mystic Falls, and he's a tool.

What we loved
The creepitude
We've never been big fans of camping here at CW Sourceland. There's all this...stuff outside, like bugs and snakes and, and ... nature. Quite frankly, we find it disturbing. So we're perfectly happy to have another excuse to stay indoors, watching TV -- if you go camping, you'll just attract vampires, and no one want that.

But that was just he beginning of the creepy this episode. We were thoroughly freaked out by Damon's mental warfare campaign against Vicki. Poor girl! She's haunted by visions of a vamped-out Damon, and then Stefan appears to hit her with the vampire mind-whammy. The girl can't win!

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September 11, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Paul Wesley Needs Your Help!

We've already told you why we're loving The Vampire Diaries -- but there's one more reason we want to share: Paul Wesley is a sweetheart!

We caught up with Paul on set and asked him how he relates to Stefan, what his high school history was like, what we could expect to see in the blooper reel, and whether we can expect a little more bad boy out of Stefan. Plus, Paul shares a plea for help at the end -- the poor boy needs a nickname to keep things from getting ugly on set! Listen to what he has to say, then suggest your best nickname in the comments!

 

The Vampire Diaries Premiere: Bring on the Fangs!

We'll admit it -- we're loving The Vampire Diaries. Yes, we were unsure at first -- another teen-vamps-in-love premise? Really? -- but you can count us as converts. Why? Well, let us count the ways:

The sexy
Check out the pic to the right. Yowza!

Angsty vamps with a sense of humor
Yeah, yeah, Stefan is all angsty and tortured and stuff. He's a good vampire -- it comes with the territory. But he sees the absurdity of the situation, and he's got a good, dry sense of humor about it. We're thinking of when he shrugged off Elena suggesting he was squeamish about blood, or when he sort of hovered on the threshold the first time he came to the door. Heh.

Kids who act like kids
We love Kevin Williamson, really we do, but if these kids started spouting Dawsons-esque SAT words, we were going to scream. Elena stumbled over her words, got flustered and didn't always know what to say. Carolin reacted in a very teenage way -- it's not a competition? Of course it is!

The Big Bad
Yes, Ian Somerhalder chewed the scenery. He chewed everything else, so why not? But Damon mocked and prodded and tormented with brother with such relish that we couldn't help but love it.

Bonnie rocks
We love Bonnie. We love her milking the psychic thing, and we love her reaction when she actually has a flash. It's good stuff. Plus, she has so many great lines! Some of our favorites:

  • Bonnie, on her latent psychic abilities: "I predicted Obama, and I predicted Heath Ledger, and I still think Florida will break off and turn into little resort islands!"
  • Bonnie, on Matt: "That's not hate. That's 'You dumped me, but I'm too cool to show it, but secretly I'm listening to Air Supply's greatest hits.'"
  • On the new guy: "He has that romance novel stare -- [in breathless voice] 'Stefan looked deep into her eyes, piercing her very soul.'"

Of course, there were a few things we weren't as thrilled about. Why the "Dear Diary" voiceovers? Will that stick around? We hope not. Pining Matt struck us as more annoying than romantic. Druggie Jeremy needs his butt kicked but fast. But overall? We think this is going to be a great addition to the CW's schedule, and we can't wait to see what happens next.

What about you? What's your take on the show? What did you love or hate? Will you keep watching? Talk about it in the comments!

August 10, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Welcome to the world

The Vampire Diaries is based on a series of books -- which has its own take on how vampires operate. But not everything on the show follows the original source material

Cast members and producers of The Vampire Diaries met the press, and reassured the reporters, again, some more, that their show is not Twilight. Nor is it True Blood. Nor is it any other vampire show and/or movie that's already out there. How long will it take before the press buys it?

At this point, we're over that particular point of comparison. We'd rather talk about what this show is than what it's not.

Because yes, The Vampire Diaries is a girl-meets-vamp show. And yes, there are some things that hold true throughout the Vamp canon -- like a stake through the heart kills, and they have to be invited to enter a home. But the world established in this show is very different than what you might have seen elsewhere. Examples:

  • These vampires can go out in the sunlight -- but only if they're wearing a serious (and seriously ugly) talisman ring. Otherwise, it's dust city.
  • However, if you break out the garlic or silver to defend yourself against Damon, he'll just gnaw on your neck. And you know those boys are too pretty to go without mirrors.
  • Becoming a vampire is a much more involved process in this world than in most. You have to get bitten, feed on the vampire's blood, die, rise from the grave, then chose to feed on a human.
  • Vamps can put the mind-whammy on you -- but you can protect yourself by wearing a sprig of and herb called vervain.
  • Like in most vampire mythologies, vamps become more powerful by drinking human blood -- but when they do that, the "rules" apply to them more stringently.

Not everything in the show is the sam as in the book series. Executive producer Kevin Williamson says the show will hew to the general outline of the first three boos, not book four on. And the new books being written? Those will continue along their path, and the show will continue along its path.

Book fans already know that the characters on the show don't look like their description in the books -- but "we all wanted to capture the essence of these characters, the essence of their friendships and who they are," said Katerina Graham, who plays Bonnie.

The biggest character shift comes with Elena, who is transformed from a somewhat shallow ice queen to more innocent character. "We wanted someone who had vulnerability, who was relatable," said actress Nina Dobrov of her character. "She looks for the good in everyone. Even though she's lost her parents and her brother is in a downward spiral, she still wants to fix things and be optimistic."

The vampires' backstory has undergone a shift as well. Goodbye, Renaissance Italy; hello, Civil War South.

But book fans will see plenty they recognize. Kevin promised that a series regular form the book will appear relatively quickly in the series -- and this person will have an agenda. Who will it be? We'll just have to wait for the series to start.

What's your take on this show's vampire mythology -- and on the way the show diverges from the book? Talk about it in the comments!!

August 5, 2009

The Vampire Diaries: Brooding bad boys and the girls who love them

What is it about Vampires? What's the seemingly endless appeal? Julie Ples, executive producer of The Vampire Diaries, has an idea -- and it has a lot to do with TV bad boys like Jordan Catalano from My So Called Life and Dylan McKay from the original 90210.

"There's something about the naughty bad boy -- you want to believe that they're so much going on behind those eyes, you want to believe there's epic amounts of soul and wisdom there," Julie says. "With real boys, you're usually out of luck, but with a vampire, you're getting that."

And we're certainly going to see that with Stefan, the love-struck bloodsucker at the center of The Vampire Diaries. His backstory is what drew actor Paul Wesley to the part:

"He's a vampire born in 1800s, and then has to mask himself as a high schooler," Paul says. "Me and Nina [Dobrov] and Kat [Katerina Graham], we're all about the same age, we're all friends, but when I'm on set I have to get into this place where I think I'm like their grandfather."

But that just makes him the world's oldest adolescent: "He may be 50 years old, but he's a teenager, and he still can't get it right," jokes executive producer Kevin Williamson.

Paul agrees. "It's a rebirth for him -- he can have that teenage, young adult experience, the first love he's been lacking 150 years. It's not like he's a conman, it's not some pervy thing -- he's genuinely experiencing this with the naiveté of a 18 year old kid."

But it's not all hormones and first loves. Let's not forget that Stefan just happens to be a bloodsucking fiend -- and in this universe, that means Stefan decided to do some very bad things. See, in order to become a vampire, you can't just passively get bit and maybe sip a little blood. You also have to make a conscious choice to feed on a human i order to complete the transformation. And no matter how sweet and romantic Stefan seems now, that means he once chose to snack on people.

Julie promises us an early episode will "explore the moment when Stefan and Damon woke and discovered they had become vamps -- what was Stefan like in that moment he fed for the first time."

Because yes, Stefan is one of those bad boys that the good girls love -- and this bad boy has done some bad, bad things.