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The Fringe Big Bad Bracket: Round Four

fringe bracket.jpgWe're back with more from the Fringe Big Back Bracket with the Unnatural Division. We'll be seeing which things-that-should-not-be emerge from their matches, but first, let's take a look at the Ominous Division. The Observer annihilated Sanford Harris -- and to be honest, we're just fine with that. Stripping to Skivvies faced a similarly ignominious defeat at the hands of Massive Dynamics -- understandable, since MD had created the Bionic Skivvie-Stripper 3000. More surprising, Huge Location Names crushed William Bell -- we figured he'd just port to another dimension when the words started to fall, but we were wrong. Squish.

But the closest match came between Cute Kids and Ill-fated Love. The two competitors were neck and neck throughout, and it took a last-minute overtime buzzer-beater for kids to come out on top. Whew!

Now it's time for the Unnatural Division to take the floor. Can The Laws of Physics defeat Boxes with Christmas Lights? Will Spinal Fluid Vampires sink their teeth into Overlooked Assistants? Can Mr. Jones withstand the might of The Pattern? And will Short Commercial Breaks fall to Gene the Cow? Your votes decide! Polls close August 3 at noon, so gt voting!
The Laws of Physics
As Peter says, when you violate the laws of physics, mother nature's a bitch. But Walter just keeps building gadgets that violate the laws of physics.

Boxes with Christmas lights
It looks silly at first, but then it's responsible for nearly blowing up the city. It's the silly ones you have to watch out for.
Spinal fluid vampires
What starts out as a hot date ends up with a broken neck, severed backbone and sucked-dry spinal column. Ick.

Overlooked assistants
Labs wouldn't run without them. They're quiet, but deadly. We're sure of it.
The Pattern
It's bigger than EVERYTHING! Er.... Isn't it?

Mr. Jones
He was a malicious presence the entire season, and we don't believe for a minute that he's really dead. No way.
Short commercial breaks
This is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it's too short for a good potty break. On the other hand, fewer commercials.

Gene the Cow
She's got powerful comedic mojo. Don't underestimate her.

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