Why we hate our House
Oh House, you heart-breaker. It's true. You can only hurt the ones you love. *sniff* New episodes have been off the air so long we have slunk back to reruns and DVR'd episodes like the pathetic high-schoolers we truly are underneath that thick skin we've nurtured just so we can get along in the world of grown-ups. *sniff*
Anyway, while we've been indulging in reliving the past, we've been dealing with the pain by making a list of all the things we hate about House. *sniff* It's cathartic, yes.
So is the ice cream.
Our list after the jump...
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We hate that Hugh Laurie doesn't use his ultra-sexy British accent on the show.
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We hate that they changed Cuddy's hair. She just looks so great on the old episodes.
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We hate that other people argue with him when he's so obviously right. Sometimes we feel like shaking them and yelling, "It's HOUSE!"
- We hate that we don't get to see Chase as often as we used to. He has a great accent (not British, but close enough), he often figured out the diagnosis before House did, and he learned fastest the big-picture lessons House was trying to teach him. But he's really just a rebound romance from our first love. Right. Back to it then.
- We hate that we might not get to see more hallucinations next season. Those were AWESOME.
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We hate that we can't rent Dr. House in the real world to come visit and a) solve all our medical ills and b) tell everyone who annoys us what we really think of them without negative consequences - which is truly more important, isn't it?
- We hate that House doesn't cure everybody every time. And that he didn't diagnose himself sooner and get treatment. There's only so much crying we can handle.
- We hate that we don't get to see House fire people randomly every week anymore. We have to admit it was a lot of fun wondering which number would be shown the door this week.
- We hate that there doesn't seem to be another good love story to tell in the show. Maybe they'll come up with something, but we have no idea what.
- We hate that they left us on a cliffhanger - House in a mental institution? What a trip!
- We hate, hate, hate that House's new season doesn't start for 2 whole months!