1. Hugh Laurie. Talk about a razor-sharp wit, and we think he could do the job in a way that would also give the rejected contestants a sense of what to work on. He'd be witty, honest, and just slightly this side of polite. Depending on your definition of polite. 

2. Rowan Atkinson. Black Adder variety, not Mr. Bean variety. Please?

3. Dawn French. She's in possession of a wicked wit but also a sense of realism. We think she could walk that line of wanting them to do well but telling it like it is when they don't. Which is pretty often. 

4. Jennifer Saunders. You can't ask for French without asking for Saunders as well. The actress who brings Edina to life certainly has the performance aspect of this gig down.  

5. Stephen Frye. Surely he'd have a good idea of career advice plus honesty, right?  I mean, he played Oscar Wilde.  Brilliantly. 

6. Graham Norton. Just cause we love that guy. 

7. Piers Morgan. He's fantastic and can bring out the acerbic wit when required.  He's also great at encouraging those who have the potential but waver a bit. 

8. John Taylor and/or Simon LeBon.  Duran Duran fans would have the opportunity to say, see, we knew he has/they have been brilliant all along. 

9. Jools Holland.  He'd definitely tell the truth in a manner that was entertaining to the audience...though not sure that he'd do it in a manner that was entertaining to they to whom his comments would be directed. 

10. The Fox Source Writing Team.  We're acerbic. We want them to do well. We grasp that paradox.  And we're totally capable of faking any accent you'd like us to have to make us more exotic. 

Kutner's suicide House Kutner's suicide was so traumatic that it even spawned a memorial website. There was no explanation for his death, which makes it all the more painful for us - and House. In fact, House is so discombobulated by the death that he starts crying homicide - until he finds a candid picture in Kutner's apartment of Kutner looking away from the camera, showing a side of him that perhaps no one else saw.		Derek's death Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Derek lived through Judgment Day, a computer-controlled nation and multiple travels through time, all in an attempt to keep humanity alive. He grew into a man living in old nuclear fallout tunnels, and when he returned to 2007 he got to watch over his family, knowing that they were destined to die once Skynet took over. And after all of that, he still got killed by a terminator and was buried in an anonymous grave.
Michael's death Prison Break As if Michael's life wasn't dramatic enough, his death was a real kick in the gut. He survived multiple prisons, countless close calls, a whole bunch of escapes, and a worldwide conspiracy bent on bringing him down... but he couldn't survive the ticking time bomb in his head. He accomplished his goals -- he saved his brother, took down The Company, and convinced Sara that he loved her - but he didn't get to enjoy the fruits of those labors. Sob!		Jack's coma 24 Jack faces death all the time... so his being exposed to a brain-eating bioweapon that will kill him in a matter of days is sad, but we're sort of prepared. What we weren't prepared for was Jack (1) refusing to let Kim contribute the stem cells that may save him, and (2) seeing Jack agree to be put into a morphine-induced coma - before Kim can tell him that he has a granddaughter. He may die without ever having met her.

Adam's defeat American Idol Those screams of anguish you heard on May 20? Those were the heartbroken wails of countless Glambert fans reacting to Kris Allen winning the American Idol title over their beloved Adam. YouTube was awash with screaming, crying and otherwise agog fans who couldn't believe their man had been denied. Was it because of questions (now resoled) about Adam's sexuality? Was he too cool for the show? Did the voting public just feel more comfortable with Kris? Or did Kris win on his own merits? We don't know - but we do know a whole bunch of Idol fans who are still nursing their broken hearts.

Polls are open until August 6, so get voting!

Congratulations to Bones, which won the Best Plot Twist category with Brennan's Baby Business! Bones is the show to beat -- are any other shows up to the challenge? Talk about it in the comments!

• Our favorite animated families are still bringing the hilarity - even, in The Simpsons' case, after 20 years!
• No matter what obstacles are thrown in his way, Michael Scofield always has a plan on Prison Break.
• The fabulous relationships on Prison Break. There's the Michael and Sarah love story, of course, but there's also the bond between the brothers, and we still get sniffly when we remember Sucre praying for Michael's health!
• Robots just keep getting sexier on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
• Terminator keeps hitting us with new twists - Riley knows Jesse? Ellison is teaching ethics to a rebuilt Cromartie? What's going on?
• That House remains one of the best shows on TV - AND that our doctors don't seem to be turning to House for hints on proper bedside manner!
• Finding out Wilson has a dark side that involves jail time and stained glass windows
• The House and Cuddy kiss!
• Walter Noble on Fringe - we love his stream-of-consciousness food reports, his childlike glee at being out of the mental institution, his matter-of-fact grasp of things that make our head spin - and his frequent paeans to pharmaceuticals. That is one heavily medicated man!
• Joshua Jackson is back on TV - and he's got such a juicy part on Fringe!
• The continuing knee-buckling chemistry between Booth and Brennan on Bones.
• That Brennan figured out that Jared was Booth-Light - and there's no substitute for Seeley!
• Sweets!
• That Gordon Ramsay is cleaning up the countries restaurants one expletive-laden rant at a time.
• Jack Bauer is back - and we'll get Day 7 of 24 in January!
• American Idol returns, and there's a new judge to mix up the dynamic. We can't wait to see how Kara DioGuardi shakes things up!

What about you? What makes your list of reasons to be thankful this year on FOX? Tell all in the comments!