On this week's
House, we were treated to some very interesting and kinda uncomfortable moments. Here's the lesson we learned: Teenage sex will kill you, no matter what the age of your partner or if you use a condom.
Once again, the symptoms that our patient of the week initially presented disappeared. The red foam oozing out of her mouth was a li'l cool though - see, eating red pop rocks and carbonated vodka drinks in darkened planetariums can seriously harm you! Mikey, she should have listened to your urban legend.
So how uncomfortable was it to have the conversation about having sex in front of the parents? Way, if we have anything to say about it. We're not teenagers anymore, but we still want our parents to believe we live a monastic lifestyle. Our inner teenager was screaming excellent excuses and diversions to avoid this uncomfortable sitch, but as usual, the characters on the screen ignored our excellent advice. We were mortified to have a sample of her boyfriend's, erm...squirm...stuff...spread on her arm in front of her mother after a convo about "repeated exposure." Yikes. Since when do we think that the reasoning of, "Mom, we've been together for 3 years." is going to ameliorate Mom's feelings on the matter? We're guessing it doesn't.
All that embarrassment with the boyfriend was for naught, as it turns out. The key was unlocked in the fascinating dream mapping our crack diagnostic team performed on her.
More House and our commentary on the icky ending after the jump! Spoiler: They figure out what's wrong with her and she lives.
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