Show your support for the Green . . . I mean . . SEXY Grocer.
Too many mornings to count, I've woken up for work at 1:30 AM, "adjusted" my sleepwear, bounced off a couple of walls into my kitchen, blindly tossed a few handfuls of cereal in my mouth, let out a full-body yawn, and thought to myself . . . "DAMN, am I sexy!" But I'm only one cog in the sexy machine that is the WGN Morning News. Paul Konrad, Val Warner, Audio Bob- people follow us around with buckets, just to collect the sexiness dripping off. So tell me, why are none of us candidates for Redeye's "Sexiest Chicago TV Personality?"
It's part of Redeye's "Sexy Chicago" poll. Anna Davlantes, Rob Johnson, Mark Giangreco, Tamron Hall- each an attractive personality. But none possesses the raw animal magnetism of our #1 sex symbol . . . Johnny Lerro. You know him by his adult film star name . . . "The Green Grocer." You've seen him massage an avocado. Ladies, imagine those hands massaging your back.
Now just because "The Green" (that's what we call him around here) isn't one of Redeye's candidates, that doesn't mean he can't be their winner. That's why we're organizing a a write-in campaign for him. I've included a link to Redeye's webpage poll. What you need to do is find the question pertaining to "Local TV Personality," click on write-in, and type in "Johnny Lerro."
I call on all of our loyal viewers. If you care about our show, if you care about us, you will help right this terrible sexy wrong.
Comments
Good morning, sexy Pat. I used to ask why Mike (before you) and you don't get to go into the dressing rooms or press conferences after the sports' games.
You know your stuff without a script. You have a unique sense of humor which doesn't come through often enough.
You are no longer the new kid on the block. Stay with us or push yourself--but don't leave us
Posted by: Anne Wilmot | November 29, 2006 9:42 AM
Hey Guys,
How about a segment on your favorite Christmas gifts to give. I'd love to see your twisted take on Oprah's favorite things.
What happened to Mike Barz at GMA and where is he now?
Posted by: Maureen | November 29, 2006 9:56 AM
Pat you are a scream-I cannot get enough of your headlines...loved the "Headband of Brothers"!
Speaking of the (Sexy) Green Grocer, don't know why I didn't see that before you pointed it out. Anyway-I enjoyed the "favorite music" segement featuring tunes from your personal playlist (Val's was best), I am suggesting a "favorite fruit/vegi" with the "SGG" doing a segment on the food item. Think about it.
Posted by: Kimberly | November 29, 2006 10:00 PM
I for one am OUTRAGED! HOW in the world did you, Paul, Larry OR Tom Skilling make the cut!??? UNBELIEVABLE! ~dont worry I will send them hate mail!!
xoxoxoxo
Nichole
YOU ARE THE BEST SPORTSCASTER in the UNIVERSE!!!
Posted by: Nichole T | November 30, 2006 12:07 PM
Damn it I cant vote for the hotness that is "THE GREEN"
Posted by: chefGuru | December 1, 2006 4:45 PM
"The Green" reminds me of "Mr. Bean"
Posted by: Laura E. | January 11, 2007 12:45 PM