Dean's Reviews: "Blades of Glory", "Meet the Robinsons", "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf"?
BLADES OF GLORY
While the world is watching "Dancing with the Stars", the first movie today has to do with “skating with the stars.” “Blades of Glory” is about two competitors from opposite worlds; bitter foes for all of their lives.
Will Ferrell is Chazz Michael Michaels, a hard living, off the cuff, over sexed cowboy while Jimmy McElroy, “Napoleon Dynamite's”, Jon Heder, is prim, proper and fastidious. Neither is happy when they tie for a gold medal and have to share the spotlight.
After the tragic fire that sets the game’s mascot ablaze, they’re both stripped of their medals and banned from singles skating for life until a coach, Craig T. nelson, devises a plan to put them back on ice...as the world's first all male pairs couple...something neither of them want...but reluctantly agree to.
There’s nothing groundbreaking in "Blades of Glory" but I don’t need much to make me laugh in a Will Ferrell movie. Whether it was spoofing the sport, skintight outfits on not-so skintight bodies, or hilarious evil nemesis's played by Will Arnett and Amy Pohler, it did keep a smile on my face throughout.
It’s no “Talladega Nights” but it’s a far cry from Will’s “Kicking’ and Screaming.”
A solid, Dean’s List “B.”
Meet The Robinsons
The new Disney film, "meet the Robinson’s" is a stylish-looking animation about a young orphan who wants to find his biological mother. He’s a bit of a science geek who invents a machine that sets off a series of events that sends him to the future where he meets the crazy Robinson clan...and discovers a whole lot more than just his roots.
I liked the sweet story that’s cleverly written but it's also the crazy characters and concepts that sets the movie apart. The movie is playing in select theaters in 3-D...a really discrete 3-D that's not overdone...and with comfortable, attractive glasses.
Another Dean’s List “B.”
“Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf”?
There’s also some theater to tell you about this week. A classic drama that debuted in 1962 being brought back by Oscar nominee, Kathleen Turner and Tony winner, Bill Irwin.
It’s Edward albee's, brilliant "who afraid of Virginia wolf", a disturbing, yet hilarious drama, about a boozed up, old married couple's love hate relationship that spills over onto a young couple who come over for a visit.
The words that Albee writes are like listening to music. Kathleen Turner over plays the notes taking the subtly out of her character while Irwin hits his notes with perfectly milking every drop of emotion out of them. I can see why he won the Tony for his performance of this role in New York.
See this classic. It’s good but not heartbreakingly great; through April 7th at the LaSalle Bank Theater.

But the pain was worth it, because everyone loves a mascot. I learned that at no other time in life are people friendlier to a stranger, than when he's wearing a mascot costume. I had people offering me their children, women grabbing me, grown men allowing me to sit in their laps. For all these people knew, I could have been Son of Sam under that mask! I must have taken 2 dozen pictures with somebody's kid in a headlock.
I will not win the WGN Morning News Bracket Challenge. It's a guarantee, and I am at peace with it.
So, my daughter Anna made me this adorable - yet predictably cheesy - flower shaped like paper heart with her school picture taped to a straw and planted in a plastic cup. Every parent has gotten one of these - usually with an optional "macaroni" feature.
I am in a complete free-fall right now, arms and legs all flailing as I plummet down the standings of our pool. I speak metaphorically, of course, though if I ever find myself in such a descent, I assure you I will not try and latch onto anyone or anything associated with the Universities of Wisconsin, Nevada, Texas or Virginia.
Here are the top 5:
There are 185 people in this pool, and not one person correctly picked every game of day one. My friends, we have certainly defied the odds on this one. I've been in pools where picks are based on how cute the point guard is (my brother has no clue), and at least SOMEBODY was perfect after 16 games. I mean, I was preoccupied with an impending eyebrow-threading appointment I had the day I made my picks, so I have an excuse. But what's yours?!?!
As of press time, the Tomasulo selection committee has extended 75 invitations to the "WGN Morning News Bracket Challenge." Again, participation is unlimited, because the last thing we want is for all you Drexel's and Syracuse's to go on ESPN and complain. You will be swiftly eliminated anyhow.
Bruce Pecho of Niles has been to Disney World more than 40 times. Here are his top six tips to get through efficiently. He emailed me this photo and added a couple of ideas if you can't get to Disney in the spring:
So I have this promo shoot to do this morning for this fitness challenge and the top they gave me to wear is too small. How sucky is that? It's all mind games. They give you a shirt that's too small so you'll feel like a fat loser when you put it on. Then I'll be so depressed that I can't help but lose a few pounds, because damned if I'm gonna be the one who looks like a slob. Oh, wait, my phone is ringing. It's Diana Dionisio, our publicity and promotions manager. She says she'll get me a bigger shirt. Praise the Lord! I do not want all of the world to see the roll around my gut. I'm doing the fitness challenge with morning sports jock Pat Tomasulo. Yeah, like he needs to lose weight. And Keenan Smith who does weather on WGN and CLTV. You know the tall thin guy who doesn't have to lose weight? It's tough being a girl.