PDA- public display of annoyance
In celebrity relationships, 5 years together is like the Golden Anniversary. But instead of sitting back in a rocker on the porch, reminiscing about your chance meeting at an ice cream social 50 years ago, you're at a patio table at The Ivy, trying to piece together the night you met at that hot club down on Sunset, which used to be a different hot club when you met there.
This is why it's so sad to hear that Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias have broken up.
Thankfully, we have enduring images of their romance to sustain us- photos which became a staple of Us Weekly.
Them making out and groping each on the beach.
On a park bench.
On a boat.
At a Lakers game.
On a bathroom sink.
They stopped just short of wearing vials of each other's blood around their necks. This was one passionate couple. But some people hate it when couples display affection for each other like that. I use a different, yet equally strong word for it.
IMPRESSIVE!
Most people are happy if they can find someone whose presence they can stand for 5 years, let alone someone they can't keep their hands off of! Usually 5 years into a relationship, the only significance the word "Nooner" takes on is lunch!
So I mourn the end of Enrique-Kova. These two sex-crazed kids showed us that it's OK to swallow a loved one's head in public, without regard for how it might make others feel, or how our parents will think they failed in raising us.