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Ain't that a kick in the gut!

elle.jpgI don't know at which point during my life I became an animal lover, but today I might as well carry a badge ID'ing myself as one. I'm not the kind of animal lover who'll protest a quail hunt or boycott hamburger, but I will maul your dog if the mood strikes me.

I have a dog- her name is Elle. She's part German Sheppard, part Moron, and I love this dog to pieces. She is the only living thing I've allowed back in my bed after peeing it. When I look into her soulful eyes, I can't imagine how people can abuse or strike dogs, or any animal for that matter.

Without provocation, that is.

For instance, what if an animal gets out of line and strikes you? What do you do- turn the other cheek? I was always taught never to start a fight, but if someone starts one with you, it's OK to finish it. I warn every animal I meet that these are my rules. You scratch me, I'll throw you in a head lock.

Now, these rules don't apply to my dog. Would you apply them to your own son or daughter? But if we were just acquaintances, or better yet co-workers, I might do as jockey Victor Molina did.

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I've always felt that if someone (or something) picks a fight with you it is probably just better to walk away than to retaliate. This is especially true when the instigator weighs over 1000 pounds and can stomp on your head. By the way, Elle is adorable and your loyalty to her is super sexy!

You're dog is adorable! I never trust or like anyone who doesn't like animals. You should bring Elle on the show sometime.

YOU ARE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your dog is adorable...and so are you! How can people meet you....do you let people know when you'll be around the public....I'd love to meet you!

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