Good Morning Officer
In general, I am a law abiding citizen.
I also am willing to admit when I am wrong.
For instance, in the last month I have been pulled over twice by Chicago's finest on my way into work.
It's a little speed trap on Western Avenue set up to entangle generally safe drivers like myself.
(For the record, neither time was it my fault.)
What's nice is that it is the same police officer each morning who pulls me over.
I can't fully read his name on the tickets...but it is something like Officer Tim Winton or Walters.
I must say, he is very kind, thorough, knowledgable and pleasant.
He does a very professional job.
Kudos to him.
He's the kind of guy you want to have breakfast with.
I was really starting to feel connected with him.
In some ways I was hoping to speak with him again and show him some pictures of my wife and kids.
Turns out that this morning, he stopped my colleague Valerie in the little trap where he normally pulls me over.
Initially, I felt a little betrayed.
Why her and not me?
What's the deal?
I thought we were developing something special.
I was a little hurt and angry.
But the more I think about it, I'm happy that he is getting to know more of my friends and coworkers.
It will give us more to talk about and maybe even deepen our friendship.
I am going to give him the make and model of Larry and Robin's car and ask that he look into visiting with them too.
What a great guy.

Comments
You're a class act Konrad. I'm more concerned about the obvious cloning experiments that are going at WGN. The dude that filled in for Potash this morning looks like he is a genetic by product of the entire Morning news crew. He has Potash's forehead, Robin's Eyes, Konrads chin, Val's height and Tomasulo's wardrode. I assume he is only a few hours old because he sounded a bit nasally congested after being in the test tube so long. That's creepy.
Posted by: Mo | July 26, 2007 1:36 PM
Paul, you rock! I think you are awful kind for giving your officer friend Larry and Robin's info. A true friend indeed!
Posted by: Jen | July 26, 2007 3:08 PM
Absolutely hilarious. Paul I think you guys are great in the morning. The sarcasm between you and Larry is classic comedy and Robin somehow ends up being the innocent (wink, wink) bystander. Love you guys in the morning!
Posted by: linda | August 8, 2007 11:43 AM
Good one. Thanks for the laugh. I would bet your a riot to drink with.
Posted by: Danny B. | September 13, 2007 8:44 AM