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Does anyone read this trash?

I am being told that everyone is getting their information off of the internet.

Frankly, I don't believe it.

If you happen to be reading this right now...will you please hit the "comment" button and either add a comment or just type in anything. I'm curious about who is reading this stuff.

I don't think anyone is.

In the meantime, from here on out I am going to add a dirty word to my blog until there is such an uproar that I am asked to quit. We'll see how many people are really reading this.

Today's dirty word is:

ass kisser

Thanks,
Konrad

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Paul:

You can be such an ass kisser!!

Paula

Hey, Paul
I will be your first ass kisser today!!! I was on the WGN site trying to find the name of the book and guy that is going to make me a millionaire. He was on this morning being interviewed by Larry and Robin, but so far all I can find is stuff on Jaclyn Smith-the OLD Angel. I have never been on a blog in my life and probably won't ever again-but you taunted me with your question and I couldn't turn away. Anywho-can you help me with the name of the guy and the book-I think his last name was Andrews or something like that. I will leave you with my dirty word for the day...crap hole. Love K

Hello! Regular person who likes to check out this blog from time to time. Have a good one and I look forward to tomorrow's dirty word.

TOO FUNNY, PAUL!!!

Every day, Konrad. Every single day.

Go Paul!!! Did management tell you to wear a tie or something for the last two days?

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Mr. Ass Kisser Konrad, I read your post. Thanks for the morning laughs. Your number one fan, Z!

Does that mean YOU are the ass kisser for writing in this blog?

Paul, I do read the blogs from time to time. As for your dirty word of the day---I'm sure that is NOT a word that Robin or Larry would use to describe you!!!

Hopefully, if no one comments on your blogs, then management will release you from your obligatory entries.

Now that someone has commented on one of your blogs, you can go relax and have a beer.

Paul you rock

Paul Konrad, you are absolutely hilarious. You and your fellow "ass-kissers" at WGN make my morning during the weekdays!

For shame...

Of course we read it!

I get most of my information off the internet actually. The only exception to that is when my family watches the Morning News as we get ready for our day.

Hey Paul.....I hang on your every word LOL : ) Have a great day!!!

P.S. Love the great weather we have been having...keep up the good work

hey paul
occasionally these blogs are amusing. all i can say is..arent you glad you dont have to put up with robin 24/7

Believe it or not, Paul, I'm reading this!!

And please, please, PLEASE continue adding dirty words to your blog each and every day REGARDLESS of what anyone says.

Especially words like "ass kisser." I'm just sayin'...

ass kisser, not

I GET MY NEWS FROM YOU'LL. HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO GO TO WORK EARLY & MISS YA. THE TEAM KEEPS ME IN STICTCHS....I TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND

I read the blog every day.

Paul Konrad you rock!!!! My new word for the day is ass kisser. I will continue to use this all day. I hope my boss doesn't mind.

You guys are great. I love watching your show every morning. You guys can always make me laugh.

anything

Just because I see the dirty work I am convinced to read every day and use the dirty work at least 20 times in a day. Now where can I get a good ass licker.

This is my first time reading this blog. I actually came to the site looking for chupacabra. I wanted 'goat sucker' and got 'ass kisser'. I guess it wasn't a wasted trip.

I'm reading this trash AND watching your trash every morning on TV!! :)

I read it...Don't quit either PAUL...You the man...

I read this crap. Don't quit PAUL...Your the man!

I never read this blog stuff. Ever.

Especially if it's written by that Konrad guy.

I think I just proved his point.

Peace out.

John

Does Dean Richards actually write in the blog or does he copy and paste his reviews in the blog and consider that blogging. If that's the case.. he should copy and paste all of the commercials he has done voice overs for on WGN beginning with Victory Auto. ;

a$$ kisser, I like it!

I read this Paul, and you won't hear any compaints from me about dirty words, I don't mind them.

I was surprised to see Pat on the toilet. I was sure it was Larry that squats when he pees.

I for one am reading this stuff. My favorite part is Robin's "Photo of the Day" which should be called "Photo of the Month and a Half" or "Photo of the When Management is Bitchin' That I Haven't Posted Anything Lately"

I have been watching your show for years. I work in a bar at 7a.m., & we watch every day. All the customers like the show & we love the friday dance. Keep up the good work, the other morning shows are WAY too boring. Thanks for starting our day off right. Kay

I'm reading them, Paul. But have only commented on Val's post about a middle name for her baby.

Shame! Talking about Larry like that.....

Hello - I came to the WGN site as I heard the guy who is traveling cross-country to be Famous in 31 Days will be on your show tomorrow. I didn't see it but I saw the blog. I will subscribe to the feed and see what else you have to say!

mp/m

Yes I am the one person reading this crap. You're doing great keep it up - now that's an ass kisser.

one.

Paul....What would your mother say if she knew you were such a potty mouth!!

Paul, you should definitely be employee of the month after this !!!

I don't know if you actually go back and read these. However you are off today 9/6/07. The weather calls for humidity in big bold letters HUMID. I say just look at Robin's hair today and that will tell it all!!

No, no one reads this trash.

Paul,

Best you can come up with is ass kisser?

You're off today from the TV so you probably won't read this. I read this stuff sometimes. I watched Tom's weather (flash of the 5:55 version) and he ended with something like "more about this" and then then put up a commercial that started "on October 2..." So be careful to find out what commercials will follow any video you post.

i read this!!!! i'm in milwaukee right now for work and miss my wgn morning news.

Paul, I just love your posts, keep them coming! Is there a reason that you are wearing all those great suits lately? Keep up the good work, and I still think you should be Employee of the Month!!!

Gracie xxooll

Awesome....I read it everyday....hate when there aren't updates....way to go on the "ass kisser"

You are the bestest. My day if complete when I know you are doing the weather. I just love your blogs

Emma

Well, at least one person is reading the crap you all post. You are my fav. weather man by the way. No one points out what crappy weather Chicago will have like you.

bye now.
michelle

Oh my virgin ears!

Of course we read it!

I read and comment Paul, only the powers that be, much in the fashion of WGN; like things very vanilla with very little spice. Many of my comments that are far from politically correct, ever make it to visual.

Hi Konrad,
Ass kisser is good, especially with your love of Uranus!

Hey Paul I am reading it.
Now if you read this send me an e-mail.

I read it because of the title.. otherwise I would have ignored it completely! ... Strangely though.. I want to read your blog now lol

Can you have Robin and Val dance to the B52's again? Maybe when Pat sings take me out to the ball game????

I absolutely LOVE channel 9 morning new....You are all soooo funny...And, the best part is you seem to get along so well.....No one seems to want to always be the center of attention....You know how to share.....and you seem to genuinely appreciate each other....Thank You!

HEY PAUL, I HAVE TO ADMIT TODAY IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER LOOKED AT THE BLOG. I AM AN AVID WATCHER OF CHANNEL 9 NEWS EVERY MORNING. I LOVE YOUR SHOW, WE ALWAYS GET THE NEWS, AND ALWAYS GET A LAUGH TOO. PLEASE KEEP US LAUGHING!! ITS HEALTHY.

Sure Paul...I am reading...not religiously, but happened to see Pat's plea for 7th inning stretch, so I decided to hop on-line to support while I am at work...wink...wink...Paul you are my hero...LOVE your quick witted humor every morning, I LIVE for your weather report. I even called the MIX (Eric & Kathy) and revealed you as my secret Chicago crush! ;) ~Janet

I read the blog when I have time at school. I am a teacher, not a student. I can't be serious all the time, which is why I watch WGN Morning News. Life is too important be taken seriously

paul
we already know robin is an ass kisser
how do you go from traffic reporting to co-anchor?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If you want an uproar in Chicago, the only way to do it is to say something bad about Oprah. Or the Bears. Those are about the only things people in this state seem to care about.

Paul I do browse the blog,who is the ass-kisser?I could guess who,but I won't.

Paul-
I did read this and you are an ass kisser. Nice tie the other day. Did Larry tie it for you?

Nice Konrad. You make the morning news hilarious!

I can't say I was actually reading this blog on purpose. I was looking for info on a book you guys had on the news the other day. It is impossible to find anything on this website! Anyhow...I can across your post and it made me laugh!

Have a great day!
~Eileen

Paul,
I am apparently the only person who reads this trash. What can I say, I am a WGN Morning News fanatic. But I guess one fan is better than no fans. Do you think you can get me on the show? Or least get me a date with Pat?

By the way....ass kisser? Is that the best you can do?

-Your one and apparently only fan Jen

Hey Paul,
I watch you every day, and i love the way you call Robin and Larry Boobs...hilarious.
Anyway, I'm a 55 year old broad who works in the Registrar's office at your alma mater...Go Cats !!! Just thought you'd like to know. Sheri

Oops..I forgot...no ass kissing for me ! Sheri

OK Paul, I read the blog today. Do you feel better now knowing at least one person does? Ass Kisser

I read them. It would take more than that to offend me.

giant jugs

Here, reading day-old trash.

Hi Paul!
I hate people too, but have always found you to be a breath of fresh air (weather joke), and have since your CLTV days!
Take Care,
Marie

I'm Reading it... I think the Blog and the show is great.

I read this trash... and I anticipate the next dirty word.

Paul:
Tom would be none too happy with your language, and for that matter, your mother either, but I say bring it on.

Hi Paul!!

Hey Konrad.
Yes, some people read this trash.

Of Course people read this... they all just do not want to respond thats all...

and only reason why i am... is because you had asked the question wheather or not people read this.. and ur answer is Yes ;-)

That was the best you could come up with Paul. "Ass Kisser" Not going to get many comments on that one.

Hmmmmm.....I read it. Hillarious! Can't wait for the next dirty word of the day.

oh paul, i love the blog. i have to keep myself updated as i have a bad habit of waking up at 9 a.m. and missing the show. boy, does that make me mad.

Since your posting shows zero comments so far, I guess the fact that I'm responding is just further proof that I really need to get a life! I love the morning news team, but I don't get to watch for very long in the morning. Checking the blog gives me some added amusement during the day. Keep up the good (?) work, and the dirty words, and you just might get "employee of the month" yet!

love the dirty word idea. people love to read the morning show blog. you all make us laugh.

Hello Paul!!! I am actually reading this! i don't quite know why, but I am!
I guess I might just be an ass kisser!!!
warmest regards,
Armand (the Latvian)

oh paul...your such a silly goose...

is that what larry is...oh snap!!!

hmmm..
i wonder why paul isnt at work today...

I'm reading!! Go Skilling!!

Hahahha, you're always a riot. This is my only source of Chicago news!

Paul Konrad is one HOT man!

I read this blog, but I'm not sure why. I guess it's better then actaully doing work, but not much better..

go paul

I read the blogs Paul! I don't know what is more pathetic, you getting only one comment here, or me being the only one who did comment! Do I need to get a life?? Have a good weekend!

Well Paul I know you're not an ass kisser !!!!

Hey, Make Dean post his movie picks for Sept 7, will ya.

You guys are great. Keep it loose.

Yes, people read this! Didn't your mother teach you better than that!! No more dirty words!!

Paul, I read this blog everytime I'm bored at work!! I have been watching you all since i was in junior high and now i'm a junior in college!! You guys are hilarious and this blog is awesome!! and keep up with the dirty word, i wanna see how far you get!

I am mortally offended by this, Mr. Konrad. Might this kind of outburst explain your absence from the show this morning?

Fox would never allow such profanities! ;)

- R

HAHAHAHA... that's a good dirty word that I completely forgot about. I think I'll re-add it back into my vocabulary.

Thanks, Paul!

I read it. Maybe that makes me a loser.

Paul, you crack me up!!

I read your blog ! Looking forward to meeting you on October 13th. I'm the Chairman for the Run for Cover Event at Busse Woods. I'm so glad you are able to help us out this year. We are excited about all the support we have gotten to date from our sponsors. It should be a great event. And, after watching you every morning, since you came to WGN, I know you will have us laughing. Cathy

Yeah Paul...some of us are reading this stuff! Where ya been the last couple of days???

Hey ass kisser, i read this

Love your morning show.........

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Yeah. I HAVE left a comment on this blog before and I left one here for Paul on Tuesday as well and it still hasn't posted. What gives?

I love me some WGN-TV in the morning, but cut me some slack and post my comment from earlier in the week.

Or was it inappropriate because I liked Paul's use of the words "ass kisser?"

If not, exactly whose ass do I have to kiss to get my comment to show up?

Stephen "The Ass Kisser" Rader

Wow. Two days and this is the first comment you received?! So sad for you. :(

Is "ass-kisser" the best dirty word you could come up with? Are you totally bummed out that no one else has commented on your post?

Hi Paul,

I read your post! (and by the way, ass kisser is two words)

Jodi

I'm reading it. And I won't make an uproar, but I would prefer if you didn't include dirty words.

Hi Paul,
And I am one those people who gets all the info off the internet. I also watch TV but mostly internet...
Have a great weekend...you're hilarious!

Dear Paul:

I always thought ass kisser = employee of the month. Just thought I'd let you know that I'm reading this and I think all you guys are hillarious. Keep the dirty words coming. I know you can do better than ass kisser

MG

ummmmm, whaaaaat? fire you? you're the glue that holds that mess of a morning show together.

Ass kisser?!?!? I love it!!

Nice, I was just checking out your myspace page since your a friend of Skip's.

I just read your blog Paul.

Dirty Dirty Words! How fun! We are reading!

I like dirrrrty words.

I hear people love you in Whiting, Indiana.

Nice Tie,now don't do that again.

paul my sister & I watch for you every morning you rock ! you make the show worth watching im hanging on your every word please putin a word to bring back rapping ramsey thanks cathy sorenson

Paul,
You are super funny and I love watching you on the morning news. Every month I pick you for employee of the month here at my work. I'm sure they all think I am crazy. Oh well, keep doing what you do. :)

yeah boy!!wtg!! i guess people actually do read this stuff other than me!! xxx

Hi there! We are the weather interns on Monday and Thursday nights. It's good to see the lively atmosphere at WGN. We love it here, and yes we definitley check out the bios. Take care.

This ought to make you a front runner for "Employee of the Month"...

Monika and Patrick, well you took the "Dirty word of the day" to heart.

Ya bunch of...

;)

You crack me up Paul! This is the first time I read it. My son's school was closed today (Loyola Academy) and I didn't hear it on the news so I e-mailed to let you guys know. Still never heard it so I guess you don't believe me....

Of course we read the blog, Paul, how else would be find out how you guys really think!

Paul, are you one ?

please tell us the reason you haven't been in the office ISN'T because you were caught dirty dancing.

Love it! Waiting for the next word

TODAY IS THE 12TH WERE ARE THE OTHER WORDS????????

I don't usually read blogs, but this one has entertainment value! I'll probably check it out again! Go Paul!

As always Paul, I love you. I know you are married, I am also, but I love you. You are so entertaining I can not take it. Everything that you do is great. Just wanted to let you know how much you rock.

Konrad,
I read the blogs. Time for new words!

I don't read it every day. I like to wait until a couple of days have passed. Then I can go back and read a bunch of fun stuff at once and really procrastinate at work. Maybe if you updated it every day, Konrad!

Paul people read blogs while at work waiting for the torture of another day to finally end. Humor us.

Hi Paul,

I recommend using "Ass Hat" or "Gas Bag" as your dirty word some day.

Thanks, Haveaday

hi,robbin and larry. you make my day. i get up in the morning for work, and i know someone or something will make me laugh on your morning news. You are so funny. p.s. good therapy.

Paul,
This is truly the first time that I ever checked the any of the TV BLOGS, it's very entertaining. I luv the AM show & the way you'll get along so well. Aaawww CRAP, LOL ;.) looks like you might have to do other BLOG ENTRIES cuz I think you have a FAN CLUB.
Maria S

Yes, we read it. DIRTY, DIRTY BOY!!

Love it!! :)

You guys rock! You are the best! I have been watching since Paul and Robin and Larry first started. Also love that Friday Dance!
Thanks for making my mornings fantastic!
Trisha

Yes, I read it b/c this a very amusing blog. I like WGN News b/c it gets me up in the morning not like those other boring news shows.

Hi Larry (and Robbin),
I am new on this site, and although I don't get to see your show live, enjoy what I have seen on this site. I noticed one lady said you make her laugh in the morning. I think thats a good thing and wish there was more of it here with the morning news in Maine!

So Paul, which national network was checking in on you last week? Loved the suits!

Hey Paul, when you stand in front of the nation map giving us the weather, can you move around a bit....I'd like to check out temps in California where my son is away at school. Your big fine body is in the way!! Thanks.

Hey Paul!
My friend Tiffany Rose is a HUGE fan of yours! We were at the Festival of Lights Parade last year with BIG Light Up signs that said "WGN" "We 'heart' Paul"! we will be sending you a pic soon, and watch for us at this Year's Festival of Lights! We will be by the Wrigley Building. Hope to see you there!!! Keep up the morning laughs! Vanessa

Ass Kisser is two words.... Is it too late to chime in?

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