BABY POTASH
My wife is due to give birth to our second child, any day now. We do not have names yet. I am looking to my childhood for inspiration from my heroes of the late 1970's and 80's.
If it's a boy:
Kareem-Abdul Potash
Horshack Potash
Tito Potash
If it's a girl:
Blossom Potash
Charro Potash
Farrah-Fawcett Potash
If you have any ideas...please post them here.
Thanks
Larry
Comments
What about John Boy or OJ Potash for a boy and Phyliss, Rhoda, or Mary Tyler Potash for a girl?
Posted by: Bridget | December 21, 2007 9:33 AM
How about Freddie "Boom Boom" Potash?
Posted by: Becky | December 21, 2007 10:12 AM
Boy name:
Pee Wee Potash
Posted by: Sue Martellotta | December 21, 2007 10:17 AM
I think for a boy either: Murdock 'Mad Dog' Potash, or Chico Potash. For a girl, maybe, Carrington Potash, or Tootie Potash??
Posted by: nikki | December 21, 2007 12:46 PM
OK, I've come up with some fantastic names for your baby...(just keep in mind I am at work and have WAY too much spare time on my hands)....Anyhoo, here they are:
If it's a boy...
Huggy Bear Potash
Potsie Potash
Screech Potash
Jim Bob Potash
Poncharello Potash
ALF Potash
If it's a girl...
Roseanne Potash
Maude Potash
Laura Ingalls Potash
Laverne Potash
Mary Ellen Potash
Florida Potash
Daisy Duke Potash
I hope you find that ever so special name that you're looking for, and just remember, if you name your child Tito, that's considered borderline child abuse!
Posted by: Laurie Bates | December 21, 2007 2:41 PM
COOTER POTASH OR ROSCOE PICO POTASH
Posted by: CHAD RIFE | December 22, 2007 8:04 AM
Boys Names:
Samuel 'Screech' Potash
Al Bundy Potash
J.J. Walker Potash
Balki Potash
Jack Tripper Potash
Girls Names:
Blanche Potash
Penelope 'Punky' Potash
Vicki The Robot Potash
Posted by: Jonathan | December 22, 2007 10:07 AM
Don't do such a horrible thing to your child. A name that he or she will carry the rest of his/her life. As a teacher, I recall names of students whose parents tried to get $$$ from relatives by naming their child with ethnic backgrounds, or different spellings.
But if you're determined, how about Sonnie Cher Potash?
Or Elton John Potash?
Congratulations. Give the kid a good name. You & your wife will give the baby genes of good looks, plus your personality.
Posted by: Anne Wilmot | December 24, 2007 8:21 AM
For a boy,
Batman Potash
(this also solves the problem of what to name a second son)
For a girl,
Strawberry Shortcake Potash...
unless you want to keep that Bat thing going, in which case
Batgirl Potash
Posted by: Diane | December 24, 2007 12:39 PM
How about Barbarino Potash if it is a boy, and Punky Brewster Potash if it's a girl.Good Luck!
Posted by: Julie Nejman | December 24, 2007 11:39 PM
If it's a boy:
Potsie Potash
If it's a girl:
Patsie Potash
I'm sure your wife's better judgement will win out in the end. Congratulations and Merry Christmas to you and the Mrs.
Posted by: Rudy Ruiz | December 25, 2007 12:16 PM
Hey, Larry! Regardless of gender, I think you should consider a name using the sound of Transformer. It'll be just like when Prince changed his name to a symbol, except you can speak it!
Good luck from a former Chicagoan, current Floridian!
Posted by: JL | December 25, 2007 1:30 PM
It's time to bring back some of those names of yesteryear:
Girl:
Florence
Bertha
Boy:
Herbert
And how about some tribute to the old number 9:
Boy:
Garfield
Bozo
Raymond Rayner Potash
Oliver O'Oliver Potash
Ned Locke Potash
Frazier Thomas Potash
Posted by: Mark W | December 25, 2007 6:39 PM
For a boy: Cheech Pot ash!!or
Chong Pot ash!!!
Posted by: Tracey G | December 28, 2007 1:45 PM
Taking the cue from Battlestar Galactica (the original) how about
Apollo Potash
Boomer Potash
Adama Potash
Starbuck Potash (could be for both sexes, same as Boomer)
Cassieopia Potash
Athena Potash
Sheba Potash
Posted by: David | December 29, 2007 8:02 PM