My Girl
Because I'm the only unmarried man on our show, I'm often asked if I have a girlfriend. Apparently, some of you find a man in makeup cracking wise attractive.
This is hard for me to fathom. You see, most of my time spent in front of a mirror is at 1:45 AM, or in the elevator of my building after taking my dog for a walk. To me, sweatpants, rubber boots, 3 jackets and snot frozen to my upper lip just isn't sexy.
But to my credit, I do think I have a helluva knack for picking fashionable ties.
Anyway, for those of you who've inquired, I already have a lady friend. I'm sorry.
Especially if you're hot.
Or a gymnast.
If you didn't see the show this morning, we played a very special video of me and my sweetheart on a date.
**On a totally unrelated note, I LOVE Northwestern Women's Basketball, espcially Assistant Coach CAROL DUNCAN. I go to as many of their fun-filled games as possible, and am espcially looking forward to the January 13th game against Ohio State.
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