Sweater meat
That's what my torso looks like when stuffed in these Christmas sweaters you people are sending me. I'm like a great big sausage stuffed in yarn and bells. Apparently, the only people mailing in these sweaters are 9-year old boys and 110 lb women.
I had to CUT the last sweater off of me with a pair of scissors.
There are less than 2 weeks left until Christmas, so time is running out for you to make me look ridiculous. After next Friday, I'm done!
I've included a little montage of some of the more tasteful sweaters that have already been sent.
Comments
Pat,
My wife Terry sent you a Xmas sweater with tasles. Just wanted you to know she did clean it before we sent it to you.
Posted by: Carle R. Wunderlich | December 18, 2007 7:48 PM