My senior moment
I seem to have reached the age where I often think about my mortality. Not only that, but where will I be in 20 years? 40 years? What will I be doing? Am I going to be happy? Will I be 100 pounds heavier? Will my lady?!?!
It's all been very traumatic.
If I had to guess, I'd say 50 years from now I will have finally saved enough money to retire. Of course, I'd probably only live out about 5 years of that retirement. So in that time, I think I'll be doing all the stuff I missed out on while working this shift, like- watch prime time programming, eat dinner after 4:00 P.M., and go to sleep when it's dark out.
Then again, maybe I'll have an entirely different lifestyle to look forward to.
It's not easy working with amateur thespians. Here is a behind the scenes look at our shoot. Naturally, Tom "Freaking" Skilling tries to steal the show.
If you ever have the desire to look like I will in 50 years, the fine people at Fantasy Costumes will help you achieve it. Visit them at . .
http://www.fantasycostumes.com
And how about that scooter I was driving! 0 - 6 MPH in 1.6 seconds! In 50 years I'll be buying mine from Home Care Plus, Inc.
http://www.homecareplusinc.com/
As for the decorative storage case that Larry, Robin and Paul will be living in 50 years from now? That will be provided by the fine folks at Benson Funeral Home. You can visit them (hopefully not for many, many years) at:
3224 W. Montrose Ave
Chicago, 60618
Comments
You just know that's exactly how Regis Philbin enters and exits his studio every morning.
Posted by: elle | May 1, 2008 4:09 PM
lol lol nice one lol
Posted by: vin | May 2, 2008 7:28 AM