Tory "Perpindicular Finger" Holt
This guy never really considered the Bears when he was recently a free agent. And it's too bad, because the segment possibilities would have been endless- "Ring shopping with Tory Holt!" "Snap your fingers with Tory Holt!" and "Pull my finger! (With Tory Holt)."
Warning: If you've eaten within the last 2 hours, wait one more before watching this.