I love drawing cartoons like this because the notion that God really cares about the topic of same-sex marriage is so absurd, particularly when He has so much else to worry about, like war, disease, poverty and worldwide hunger.

Even if He did care, I imagine that it would definitely be on His back burner. As we know, same-sex marriage only seems to be a threat to the very survival of the republic once every four years, at voting and fund-raising time. I doubt it is a threat to God, since He created both gays and straights. He probably did it in order to make Creation more interesting for Him to watch.

So far, we haven't let Him down.