Holiday stampede of bargains!

Our national motto, "E Pluribus Unum," isn't just a bunch of Latin. It embodies what we stand for as a nation: "Out of many, one."
"One," as in, "me," as in, "me first." Let's face it--it's our rugged individualism that made this country what many of its citizens call "the greatest civilization on Earth."
Rugged individualism, for a lot of people, is interchangeable with the term "social Darwinism," which means that the strongest survive, while the weak perish.
So if you are feckless enough to find yourself between a ravening crowd of shoppers and a store full of Black Friday bargains, be prepared not only to get trampled, but to have your body treated like a speed bump.
When asked to clear out of the store because somebody had died, the shoppers protested, saying they had been waiting all night to be first.
Fairness. Another principle that makes us a great nation.




CHAN LOWE has been the Sun Sentinel’s first and only editorial cartoonist for the past twenty-six years. Before that, he worked as cartoonist and writer for the Oklahoma City Times and the Shawnee (OK) News-Star.
Comments
Didn't your own paper advocate where to get the best deals on the greed fest day of stupidity?
This attitude isn't "out of many, one" it's "I'm more important than you, I will vanguish you"
Greed <> E Pluribus Unum.
Scumbags are scumbags including the sun-sentiel editors and both major parties.
Posted by: Scott | December 2, 2008 3:21 AM