Joy to the world, 'cause I got mine.

Were you really naive enough, back when Treasury Secretary Paulson first made his pitch for the bank bailouts, to believe that this wasn't going to happen?
As soon as he said the 700 billion absolutely had to be appropriated posthaste or the republic would fail, the scheme had disaster written all over it. Not only are the banks paying their executives the compensation they think they deserve, they're paying dividends to their shareholders, and they're not even telling us exactly what they're doing, because nobody is there to tell them they have to.
The idea was for the financial institutions to sluice the money out to us in loans to get the economy moving, not to feather their own nests, but somebody forgot to include oversight into the legislation. Now, the only unlikely hero at the gates protecting us from a Visigothic sacking is a comical character who resembles a garden gnome, Rep. Barney Frank of Massachusetts. He's fighting a valiant rear-guard action, trying to shame the banks into doing the right thing by exposing their shenanigans to the public.
This also is destined to fail, because shame is not a word in their vocabulary. Who ends up with the bucks is the only credo they respect.




CHAN LOWE has been the Sun Sentinel’s first and only editorial cartoonist for the past twenty-six years. Before that, he worked as cartoonist and writer for the Oklahoma City Times and the Shawnee (OK) News-Star.
Comments
what kind of CRACK is that about a REAR-guard action from Barney Frank?
Posted by: haddit | December 22, 2008 2:34 PM
Rearguard, from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rearguard):
"A military detachment protecting the rear of a larger military formation, especially when retreating from a pursuing enemy force."
Only you were thinking that, haddit.
Posted by: Rory L. Aronsky | December 22, 2008 10:34 PM
And I've still never heard an answer to the single most fundamental question: If the problem was no credit available, why do all these weird indirect schemes to try and encourage banks to lend again? Why not just take the umpteen gazillion dollars and open a bank and start lending money? Heck, we might even have made a profit on that deal.
Posted by: Tom | December 22, 2008 10:47 PM
It's best to stop looking for logic in government. You end up with a white-fire migraine and then your head explodes.
Posted by: Rory L. Aronsky | December 24, 2008 3:54 AM