The decline and fall of the airlines

The old-timers allow as how, back in the day, folks would dress up in their Sunday-best duds to go up in aeroplanes.
Why, shucks...they used to gussy up to go on the train, or to the doctor's, even. Those were the days when people showed respect.
But flying really was something special. Pilots were like gods with Apollo's wings attached to their shiny brogans. They say the first stewardesses, (yep, that's what they called 'em back then--none of this mealy-mouthed "flight attendant" claptrap) were required to be registered nurses.
They served real food, too. Not just peanuts and crackers, but gourmet stuff, and they gave you little printed menus with names on 'em you couldn't even pronounce.
Course, in those days before deregulation and all, a plane ticket would set you back about six months' pay. But that didn't matter, 'cuz back then the dime-store science fiction magazines were telling us that by 2008, we'd all be traveling effortlessly by tele-transporter to points across the globe.
With no surcharges for blankets and pillows.


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