While The Lowe-Down is taking a few use-it-or-lose-it staycation days to lay down flooring, we thought readers might want to revisit the last time there was a presidential transition, which was January of 2001.

We hope it will dredge up all those unhappy memories you'd almost managed to repress.

There was a short time when all things Clintonian, whether related to him or touched by him, were as good as money in the bank. Fortunately, Hillary is the only one who seems to have outlasted Warhol's famous fifteen minutes of fame.