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Cartoon caption contest!!!
NOTICE TO READERS: THE CAPTION SUBMISSION PERIOD HAS ENDED.
The response has been overwhelming--we've received approximately 780 submissions. Thank you for your enthusiasm!
STAY TUNED FOR THE READER POLL, WHERE YOU CAN REGISTER YOUR VOTE FOR THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER!
We will do our best to have the three finalists posted in the poll by Monday evening, April 27th, and you will have a week to choose your favorite.
Here it is, folks…the moment you’ve all been waiting for. A chance to win fame, swag, and the thanks of a grateful nation.
In observance of my 25th anniversary as editorial cartoonist for the Sun Sentinel, I am launching another Official Lowe-Down cartoon caption contest.
All you have to do is come up with a caption for the cartoon displayed above and post your creation as a blog comment, so everyone can enjoy it. There is no limit on the number of individual entries, in the event you are feeling particularly inspired.
The caption submission period will last two weeks. At the end of this time, a distinguished and learned panel of veteran journalists, consisting of Opinion Editor Antonio Fins, Daily Buzzmeister Gary “The Opinionator” Stein and myself, will carefully comb through the offerings to pick what we think are the top three.
I will then put up a week-long poll where the three finalists are submitted to a Vote of the People. All three will receive an Official Lowe-Down Blog T-shirt (modeled at left). The first-place winner, as determined by the poll, will also be awarded a one-year membership to Morikami Gardens, with all the benefits pertaining thereto.
PRIZE UPDATE: It has come to our attention that the prizes being offered so far have little appeal to anyone under about 50 years old. "What is Morikami?" one teen is reported to have said.
In hopes of attracting a younger crowd to the contest, the Lowe-Down rummaged around in his kitchen utility drawer and dug up two theater chain movie passes that he was given once when he donated blood platelets. They appear to have no expiration date, so we are throwing them into the prize mix. The winner must take his own chances at the gate.
In addition, we will feature the cartoon with the winning caption both on this blog and on the op-ed page of the South Florida Sun Sentinel (suitable for framing, if that’s your thing) with the winner’s name and photo.
Entrants should make sure to use their real names and email addresses, so they can be contacted in the event they are winners.
One last request: Please keep your entries clean and tasteful.
Above all, HAVE FUN!
LET THE CONTEST BEGIN!!!!!
Comments
"We can't see eye to eye
on everything, you know."
Posted by: mo nicoll | April 13, 2009 1:25 PM
We've come to apply for a "bailout"
Posted by: Reuben Soto | April 13, 2009 1:29 PM
We understand you have an abundant crop of hope we might purchase for our ravaged planet?
Posted by: Peter Simon | April 13, 2009 1:36 PM
Yes they are from Mars and we're here to take our Republicans home.
Posted by: Evan | April 13, 2009 1:46 PM
I have to (glork) tell you (glork), I was expecting a little more sympathy for people of color.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 13, 2009 1:50 PM
I'm sorry, but the position has been filled by Bo.
Posted by: Michael Rosenthal | April 13, 2009 2:09 PM
Okay, we brainwashed everyone and got you elected, now it's time to return the favor.
Posted by: Joe | April 13, 2009 2:29 PM
Obama embraces scientologists.
Posted by: Dawn Ward | April 13, 2009 2:44 PM
"So what brings you to my crib?"
Posted by: Jamonte Stewart | April 13, 2009 3:16 PM
President Obama is forced to go off planet to find an appointee without tax problems.
Posted by: Peter Hall | April 13, 2009 3:42 PM
Some say I'm a bit "Over-exposed." I need to expand my brand beyond planet Earth. Wanna make a deal?
Posted by: Huckles | April 13, 2009 3:52 PM
Well, well. I see your disguise is still holding after all this years. When do we start phase 2?
Posted by: AL Pereyra | April 13, 2009 3:53 PM
Okay, quit kidding around, now seriously, take me to your leader!
Posted by: Joe | April 13, 2009 4:06 PM
Casual Friday for Hillary.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 13, 2009 4:15 PM
"Did you hear about the recession?" "No." "Iraq?" "No." "Healthcare?" "No." "Energy Crisis?" "No...but we did hear about your dog."
Posted by: Jason | April 13, 2009 7:36 PM
We guarantee returns of 15% for planets investing in our interstellar currency trading fund...
Posted by: Tom | April 13, 2009 8:47 PM
When are you going to clean up all the trash you have been dumping in our galaxy.
Posted by: Ransome | April 13, 2009 9:20 PM
We are here to serve man. Where is the kitchen?
Posted by: Ransome | April 13, 2009 9:31 PM
"Dear Sir, the universe is your oyster."
Posted by: A.J. Weldon | April 13, 2009 9:35 PM
"We feel obliged to offer you an exit strategy."
Posted by: A.J. Weldon | April 13, 2009 9:38 PM
We are here to enforce our patent on genetically modified food.
Posted by: Ransome | April 13, 2009 10:05 PM
To commemorate the occasion, we need a wooden egg to take back as a souvenir.
Posted by: Seth J Siskin | April 13, 2009 11:38 PM
You said your wanted a program for all those that were undocumented
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:02 AM
We are here to take back Al Gore
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:05 AM
We want the Secret Nixon J. Edgar Hoover Porno Tapes !
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:11 AM
Why can't we all just get along ?
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:13 AM
I am the back up speaker at Notre Dame
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:15 AM
We heard about the free money, thats why we came in the OLD COACH space ship
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:23 AM
We just want LAND for PEACE !
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:25 AM
We have a problem with the I R S
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:27 AM
We need help with our Cable bill
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:28 AM
We heard humans taste like chicken and we are all out of chickens on our planet
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:31 AM
Bernie Madoff made off with all our planets savings
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:35 AM
No, I don't want to play Basketball
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:42 AM
Sen Kennedy will not leave our women alone
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:49 AM
Sen Kennedy has been drinking on our spaceship again
Posted by: Mark Barlowe | April 14, 2009 12:51 AM
Illegal alien? ILLEGAL ALIEN?? Well, you're a poo-poo head!
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 14, 2009 11:29 AM
So if I hadn't spilled my coffee and accidentally swerved, that North Korean missle would have totally hit me.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 14, 2009 12:10 PM
Barak: Your impatience is quite understandable.
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Barak: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... But it did get me elected.
Posted by: Pointman870 | April 14, 2009 12:40 PM
Klaatu: I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason.
Posted by: Pointman870 | April 14, 2009 12:44 PM
"This isn't the type of dog I was expecting"
Posted by: David Kyle | April 14, 2009 1:22 PM
"No, you cannot date my daughter"
Posted by: David Kyle | April 14, 2009 1:26 PM
"You are four months too late. You can now find your leader on a ranch in Texas"
Posted by: David Kyle | April 14, 2009 1:28 PM
"We thought the North Korean's rocket failed!"
Posted by: David Kyle | April 14, 2009 1:31 PM
"This isn't like Chrysler. The universe really is too big to fail."
Posted by: crowdout | April 14, 2009 1:36 PM
I can see Jupiter from my house.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 14, 2009 2:04 PM
Really? You've met William Shatner?
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 14, 2009 2:16 PM
One more thing: who does your hair?
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 14, 2009 2:51 PM
There's no "Magenta Alert" for trespassing on White House grounds?!?
Posted by: Pam | April 14, 2009 2:56 PM
Resistance is futile. When I win American Idol, all shall tremble at the name of Zorkblat.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 14, 2009 4:07 PM
Hey! Earthling! Are you even listening?!?
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 14, 2009 4:57 PM
"Mr. President: would you
please tell Kirk Irvine to
stop putting words in my
mouth? You know, he'll do
anything to win a tee shirt!"
Posted by: mo nicoll | April 14, 2009 9:35 PM
Okay...so you landed on the moon. That's IT?!?
Posted by: Ceph Sitton | April 15, 2009 12:44 AM
When I approached your predecessor he said he thought I was something called a 'flashback'.
Posted by: Ceph Sitton | April 15, 2009 12:52 AM
{Thinking} 'Great, I wonder how long it'll take congress to decide we need a border fence AND ceiling..?'
Posted by: Ceph Sitton | April 15, 2009 12:57 AM
We have just taken the international space station captive. we are here to negotiate the ransom for its release.
Posted by: Milton Kessler | April 15, 2009 9:08 AM
Look,we both see you as an honest man,Our vehicle's engine is running and we have to leave.Just tell us when the "Bail Out" for Mars will be available.
Posted by: Sanford Zinn | April 15, 2009 9:25 AM
Ted Kennedy's tumor in his twice weekly strategy session with President Obama.
Posted by: kevin | April 15, 2009 9:44 AM
We got you here now give us North Dakota!
Posted by: kevin | April 15, 2009 9:49 AM
You promised change. You promised hope. We think alien domination delivers on both.
Posted by: kevin | April 15, 2009 9:54 AM
Gort: klatu Obama nikto. This White House never stands still.
Posted by: Lin Aasved | April 15, 2009 9:57 AM
Alien to Obama: So I hear you’re going to loosen the restrictions on illegal aliens, and I would like to know how I get all the free care and benefits that comes with it.
Posted by: Dave | April 15, 2009 9:59 AM
What can the US do to improve relations with your planet?
Posted by: Janet Doyle | April 15, 2009 10:47 AM
I gotta say I really like your casual "drop by any time" approach to diplomacy. Hey, is Michelle around?
Posted by: Don | April 15, 2009 10:56 AM
I'm here to here to represent our interests in your new alien reform.
Posted by: Reuben Soto | April 15, 2009 10:57 AM
zzzzzzzz...
Posted by: Anne | April 15, 2009 10:58 AM
YES!!It's true. I really am the President.
Posted by: cheryl | April 15, 2009 11:00 AM
Admit it! You #@*holes have been monkeying with our wormholes!
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 15, 2009 11:09 AM
Obama says, "Sorry, we already have a vice-president."
Posted by: Joseph Titunik | April 15, 2009 11:30 AM
Not to worry, Mr. President. I can assure you that Newt Gingrich is light-years away from ever occupying your office.
Posted by: James L. Bloor | April 15, 2009 11:36 AM
So you're saying if we allow you to take over GM, you'll deliver more fuel efficient cars.
Posted by: Elliot S. Shaw | April 15, 2009 11:38 AM
So, I hear you have an open-border policy...
Posted by: Michelle Sanchez | April 15, 2009 11:57 AM
But my question, Mr. President, is how will you be able to over-ride the Republican opposition to our 'Excess seawater for green technology' exchange program without Al Franken being seated in the Senate?
Posted by: Dave Stearns | April 15, 2009 12:27 PM
You GM guys crack me up! And what did I tell you about parking on the South Lawn?
Posted by: Billy Pilgrim | April 15, 2009 12:33 PM
Radioactive material in space is a "low priority"? For heaven's sake, man, look at my skin!
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 15, 2009 12:37 PM
The Earth is blocking your view of Venus? I'd like to help out but I kind of busy with the economy and these Somali pirates....
Posted by: Billy Pilgrim | April 15, 2009 12:40 PM
"We enjoy your old television shows and need a converter box for when your broadcasts switch to digital."
Posted by: Eric Berger | April 15, 2009 12:44 PM
Thank the universal powers it's not Cheney in that seat!
Posted by: molly irvine | April 15, 2009 12:45 PM
Mr. Peepers meets President Ears.
Posted by: Peter Hall | April 15, 2009 12:53 PM
YOU CAME FROM WHERE, AND YOU WANT WHAT #%@&*^(##@%
Posted by: Charles fray | April 15, 2009 1:34 PM
"Have we met before?? You look too familiar to me.."
Posted by: Lili | April 15, 2009 1:42 PM
"I'm sorry Mr. President, but you are just unbelievable."
Posted by: Eric Berger | April 15, 2009 1:50 PM
Mr. President, we have come for a 90 billion dollar bailout for our planet.
Posted by: Sue Elmore | April 15, 2009 2:16 PM
Tell me more about the wet foot, dry foot policy!
Posted by: Carmella | April 15, 2009 2:46 PM
Low light years, loads of power, classic style... I'm tellin ya, Barack, this saucer is cherry. Now whaddya say we start the paperwork?
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 15, 2009 3:01 PM
A, I'm sorry but you seem to have me confused with Will Smith
Posted by: neal miller | April 15, 2009 3:35 PM
There must be a misunderstanding, I asked to be taken to the LEADER!
Posted by: Jane Corso | April 15, 2009 3:51 PM
Imagine my excitement - a new black hole right here in my sector! Now I find out it's just your stupid budget!
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 15, 2009 4:30 PM
let me be perfectly clear. the unired states will never attack mars.
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 4:41 PM
I'm glade to see that we see eye to eye.
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 4:43 PM
did the flight leave on time?
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 4:47 PM
you will definetly be my second choice for secratery of the treasury
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 4:53 PM
I'M SORRY YOUR A DAY LATE I JUST GAVE THE JOB TO HILLARY
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 4:58 PM
They told me about you! I said, I gotta see him with my own segmented eyes! Wow! Your ears are huge!
Posted by: Eduardo | April 15, 2009 5:31 PM
Relax. I'm hypo allergenic.
Posted by: Eduardo | April 15, 2009 5:33 PM
we have a thing about illegal aliens.
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 6:07 PM
I'm just trying to find out how we can stimulate our economy.
Posted by: Joyce Kerensky | April 15, 2009 6:12 PM
you got in without a license?
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 6:13 PM
What do you mean you've never heard of our Universe Tax?
Posted by: Irwin Weinberg | April 15, 2009 6:16 PM
she says the g5 is not fast enough.
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 6:16 PM
you were supposed to land at gitmo.
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 6:18 PM
let me be perfectly clear. the united states will never attack mars.
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 15, 2009 6:30 PM
..and it gets 18,000,000,000,000 to the gallon!
Posted by: Kathy Martino | April 15, 2009 6:31 PM
"It's stylish, environmentally friendly, and gets 18 trillion miles to the gallon!!"
Posted by: Kathy Martino | April 15, 2009 6:35 PM
"I'm here to buy GM."
Posted by: Kathy Martino | April 15, 2009 6:51 PM
"I'm here to buy Tribune."
Posted by: john c, tryon | April 15, 2009 6:58 PM
You're getting sleepy... sleepy... your eyelids are getting heavy... heavy...
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 15, 2009 6:58 PM
yes all aliens will be given amnesty.
Posted by: gary | April 15, 2009 7:39 PM
Obama: So you're telling me we need to call it 'universe warming' instead of global warming? That'll be a hard pitch to sell.
Posted by: David Kyle | April 15, 2009 7:51 PM
So the home office was like, you know, let's wreak unimaginable destruction. And I was like, you know, lemme go talk to the guy, he'll probably just write us a check. Like, you know?
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 15, 2009 8:36 PM
Hmmm...so you're from Alaska, you say?
Posted by: Sayantan Mukhopadhyay | April 15, 2009 8:50 PM
Well… Barack… OK, yes, it’s Amway. But it’s not what you think.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 15, 2009 9:02 PM
BARACK'S OFFICIAL THOUGHTS: As if having the entire world angry at us wasn't enough...and I knew we shouldn't have cut the parking lot expansion out of the budget!
Posted by: Michael Levy | April 15, 2009 9:11 PM
YES WE CAN eliminate your planet, but we figured we would let you destroy it by yourselves... then you just had to get elected and ruin our plans.
Posted by: Aven King | April 15, 2009 9:20 PM
Obama, the Great and Merciful,I humble my poor self before because I hope I can change.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 15, 2009 10:54 PM
I´m here to apply for the intern position.
Posted by: Phil Brault | April 16, 2009 5:24 AM
We have something in common, you know, I am the first pink commander. They have always been green before.
Posted by: Phil Brault | April 16, 2009 5:29 AM
I have in my vehicle enough of our precious mineral to replenish the US treasury. You know it as sand.
Posted by: Phil Brault | April 16, 2009 5:40 AM
Did you say Dick Chaney recommended you?
Posted by: Phil Brault | April 16, 2009 5:43 AM
"So your a out of work illegal alien, underwater in your spacecraft...hmm..I am sure you qualify for the "affordable home" program...someone has to..
Posted by: Michelle | April 16, 2009 6:59 AM
"So your a out of work alien, underwater in your spacecraft..hmm..I think you qualify for the "affordable home" program..someone has to.."
Posted by: Michelle | April 16, 2009 7:03 AM
"Sorry,but the "pet" position has been filled.."
Posted by: Michelle | April 16, 2009 7:10 AM
I think you qualify for the Hazardous Waste Stimulus.
Posted by: Michael Mooney | April 16, 2009 7:14 AM
TELL ME HOW MUCH BAIL-OUT MONEY YOU NEED!
Posted by: SHERMAN FRANKLIN | April 16, 2009 8:56 AM
Can you take care of my vehicle warranty like you promised?
Posted by: Ruth Franklin | April 16, 2009 9:07 AM
The alien diplomat meets the leader of the free world in an unsuccessful effort to make sense out of our radio transmissions.
Posted by: Peter Hall | April 16, 2009 10:18 AM
"I am the leader"
Posted by: Robert M. Prowler | April 16, 2009 10:56 AM
There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold,
and she’s blocking the off-ramp to Saturn.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 16, 2009 11:20 AM
My qualifications, Sir?
Well… I’m a joker… I’m a smoker… I’m a midnight toker…
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 16, 2009 11:21 AM
"Say Cheese"
Posted by: Marcin | April 16, 2009 2:26 PM
Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez are OK, but no way are we taking Biden!
Posted by: R. Barnett | April 16, 2009 3:45 PM
We have received the distress signal from Limbaugh. Restore him to his natural habitat, or suffer our wrath!
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 16, 2009 3:52 PM
Chan says:
Reader Ray Stuart, who is ninety-one years old and doesn't own a computer, sent in this entry by snail mail:
"Sorry, you can't live here. Lou Dobbs says we have enough aliens."
Posted by: Ray Stuart | April 16, 2009 4:13 PM
Trust me, your back taxes will not be an issue. Tell me you'll be my Ambassador to the rest of the universe.
Posted by: RB | April 16, 2009 4:52 PM
Of all the oval offices in all planets in all the universe, he walks into mine.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 16, 2009 5:03 PM
how's the milage on that baby
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 16, 2009 5:04 PM
do you all look alike?
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 16, 2009 5:08 PM
Mr. President, I have resisted taking the human form.....Barney Frank was the last to try it and you see the results.
Posted by: Rick | April 16, 2009 5:36 PM
alien: I'm here for Joe Biden, his craft crashed here years ago...he is the heir apparent to our throne.
obama: Pelosi goes with him!
Posted by: R. Barnett | April 16, 2009 6:05 PM
"Barry, your poll numbers are through the roof!!! How does "President of the Universe" sound?
Posted by: Alan Goodman | April 16, 2009 6:43 PM
Most Honorable Leader, Please see the vehicle on your great lawn is our new molecular, non polluting, high light year mileage craft designed to save out planet if you can provide a bailout to Jetson Industries.
Posted by: Dick Harrison | April 16, 2009 7:17 PM
What do you mean!Take you to my leader?I am the Leader.
Posted by: MURRAY ZWERDLING | April 16, 2009 10:49 PM
GOD! I love the White House! Can you still get hookers here?
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 16, 2009 11:30 PM
Keep it clean and tasteful? You’re kidding, right?
Man, ya’ll ain’t done nuthin’ clean and tasteful here
since Stardate 6.02.7
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 16, 2009 11:31 PM
We come in peace and we offer free delivery.
Posted by: Ellen Almo | April 17, 2009 7:01 AM
Take me to your lender
Posted by: bernard tabak | April 17, 2009 9:09 AM
No, I can't give you a permit to hunt for Cheney. They are out of season right now...
Posted by: Billy Pilgrim | April 17, 2009 9:28 AM
Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice… a-wee a-wee-uh…
But ?Barack Obama?? …heh heh heh…
HA HA HA ha ha…
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 17, 2009 9:45 AM
Yes, even you could become the President some day.
Posted by: Joan Cooper | April 17, 2009 10:01 AM
Mr. President, I've come to discuss how we handle our economy "up north."
Posted by: Monica | April 17, 2009 10:45 AM
All right, one more time: Zorkblat. Z-O-R-K-B-L-A-T.
It’s a very common name where I come fr…
Hey, wait a minute! Look who’s talking!
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 17, 2009 11:13 AM
Mr. President, I'm honored to have been the "Recruiting Czar" for
your cabinet.
Posted by: Bill Ready | April 17, 2009 12:17 PM
Torko, just what do you mean, you discussed this
in depth with Nancy Pelosi ?
Posted by: Bill Ready | April 17, 2009 12:33 PM
We can offer a very heavy discount if you book Nancy
on a non-return trip.
Posted by: Bill Ready | April 17, 2009 12:43 PM
Barack, I’ve been your psychatrist for a long time now.
And I’m telling you: Absolutely. Drop the b**ch immediately.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 17, 2009 1:17 PM
Don't even try...your charismatic ways hold no power over us earthling...
Posted by: ellen cosgrove | April 17, 2009 1:21 PM
If we take these Guantanamo prisoners, what's in it for us?
Posted by: Brenda West | April 17, 2009 1:36 PM
Barack, we went to 2nd grade together at the madrasah in Jakarta. I sat right in front of you! It's me, Fubar !
Posted by: Rick | April 17, 2009 2:58 PM
I KNOW IT SEEMS REDICULOUS , BUT EVEN YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED ONE 62" PIECE OF LUGGAGE AND ONE CARRY ON.
Posted by: MARK A. KAPLAN | April 17, 2009 3:43 PM
I'M SORRY , BUT I AM NOT RELATED TO LT. UHURA AND I HAVE NO IDEA OF WHERE MR. SPOCK IS.
Posted by: sharon kaplan | April 17, 2009 3:46 PM
You have HOW MUCH oil?
Posted by: Gerry "Terp" Parcover | April 17, 2009 3:52 PM
I'm sorry ,but you must have misunderstood....we're bailing out AIG not UFO
Posted by: mark kaplan | April 17, 2009 3:56 PM
...and, I'd like to send Mr. Cheney back with you as my envoy.
Posted by: Terp | April 17, 2009 3:57 PM
Boxers nor briefs. I've instituted a thong with the Presidential Seal. Are you with Fox News?
Posted by: RB | April 17, 2009 4:57 PM
And you need this money because . . . ?
Posted by: Joan Cooper | April 17, 2009 5:10 PM
With characteristic poise, Barack carefully weighs his response to the trickiest political question of all: "Does this outfit make me look fat?"
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 17, 2009 5:25 PM
The Aliens that reach earth are allowed to stay, and the ones you capture in space you may deport back to planet Abuc.
We will call it the Space Foot, Earth Foot Policy.
Posted by: CJS | April 17, 2009 5:43 PM
Yes, Mr. President, I know you never tire of jazz hands.
Posted by: Kelly Lapczynski | April 17, 2009 6:07 PM
You should hear what they call MY aunt!
Posted by: Kelly Lapczynski | April 17, 2009 6:12 PM
But I just got here. It's too soon to go back!
Posted by: Orin Rubin | April 17, 2009 6:30 PM
So I just hover over Ohio until Groves is finished?
Posted by: Kelly Lapczynski | April 17, 2009 6:39 PM
A what? Well… in this economy, we do have available space…
Sure, why not? You can be a constellation.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 17, 2009 8:41 PM
"We heard this planet now has a Black leader. I didn't believe it, I had to come see for myself."
Posted by: Christine Myers | April 17, 2009 8:43 PM
I thought if Castro was willing to sit down with the US, so could we!
Posted by: Christine Myers | April 17, 2009 8:53 PM
Aw, c’mon man… pleeeze???
3.02 x 1023 DUI’S…
they’re gonna take away my LICENSE, man.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 17, 2009 9:54 PM
(pres. to alien)
You were detained by WHAT border control?
Posted by: Marilyn Chase | April 17, 2009 10:40 PM
I knew Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln was a friend of mine. Mr. President, your're no Abe Lincoln!
Posted by: RB | April 17, 2009 11:51 PM
Mr. President, with all due respect, this crackdown on druns and gugs…
wait…drugs and guns…oh man…
Dude, I am SO WASTED!
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 18, 2009 4:15 AM
"Yes, Commander Beekzog, free SSI benefits extend to all aliens of color."
Posted by: Chris Cotler | April 18, 2009 7:49 AM
Sorry! I signed a four year contract here. Maybe,I can "CHANGE" your planet after that.
Posted by: Barbara Magill | April 18, 2009 8:10 AM
"I told GM to reach for the stars and they produce something out of this world. It's nice to rule the universe."
Posted by: Damian O'Brien | April 18, 2009 8:14 AM
The Obama administration reaches out to illegal aliens.
Posted by: Lynn Lavner | April 18, 2009 8:20 AM
Yes, I'm sure you came in peace but you landed right on top of Michelle's garden....
Posted by: Barbara Magill | April 18, 2009 8:24 AM
"Barney, I'm somewhat offended that Nancy and Harry chose to stay in the car."
Posted by: Chris Cotler | April 18, 2009 8:33 AM
So, exactly how many of you are hypoallergenic?
Posted by: Susan Chandler | April 18, 2009 8:38 AM
3 conditions for the "Cuban Talk"
1-Best recipe for Black Bean soup
2-Best Mojito drink recipe
3-A great"cuban cigar"
no more of that other
cigar junk.
Posted by: Maggie | April 18, 2009 9:18 AM
I have a solution to bail out of the car industry lets trade all the junk cars produced by U.S.A and trade Cuba for cigars,rum,and the vintage cars they have, that still running.
Posted by: maggie | April 18, 2009 9:30 AM
Yes,we can!
Posted by: Jerry Sherman | April 18, 2009 9:50 AM
"no, no...I'm not Alex Rodriguez"
Posted by: charlie mochan | April 18, 2009 10:16 AM
"You really think that after becoming President of the United States you would be a surprise to me?"
Posted by: greg strokin | April 18, 2009 10:18 AM
thank you, but I already have 2 Airforce 1 planes.
Posted by: charlie mochan | April 18, 2009 10:18 AM
No, you can't borrow Michael Jackson...but how 'bout 'Octomom?"
Posted by: charlie mochan | April 18, 2009 10:20 AM
I promise to give your planet financial aid if you can quietly make Carl Rove disappear
Posted by: charlie mochan | April 18, 2009 10:23 AM
I thought you could help us with our transportation problems!
Posted by: Jerry Sherman | April 18, 2009 10:23 AM
:That's non-sense...Oprah is a human being, contrary to the rumors you've heard on your planet"
Posted by: charlie mochan | April 18, 2009 10:26 AM
you are not exactly what I meant by a greener earth.
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 18, 2009 10:27 AM
"what's google"?
Posted by: charlie mochan | April 18, 2009 10:31 AM
"Ok, when do we leave?"
Posted by: Jerry Sherman | April 18, 2009 10:35 AM
...What is true is this!! I've already extended the time once. Get rid of the antennas or we're done!!!
Posted by: Pete Micale | April 18, 2009 10:53 AM
Malia gets a new boyfriend.
Posted by: Lily Lindquisy | April 18, 2009 11:07 AM
Can I offer you some change
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 11:09 AM
Is that a mercades
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 11:11 AM
How do you get your hair to grow like that !
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 11:14 AM
we would like to send our Secratary of State to meet with your leader
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 11:16 AM
How much will it cost to take V.P. Biden with you?
Posted by: Adele Portnoy | April 18, 2009 11:17 AM
(obamas says) hey yoGORT
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 11:21 AM
what theirs free cigerets on ur planet
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 11:26 AM
Man i cant even get a hair on my head
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 11:31 AM
good job i am now president
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 11:32 AM
So how do you poo
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 11:35 AM
Mr. President, my government’s position is unchanged.
However, I am authorized to propose the following:
Let’s… do… the time… warp… again.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 18, 2009 12:31 PM
I need to Explain what I meant by "illegal aliens"
Posted by: Randy Hermit | April 18, 2009 12:34 PM
So you say you already have
a UNIVERSAL healthcare plan
Posted by: Barbara Magill | April 18, 2009 1:03 PM
Alien mama for Obama
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 1:04 PM
alien: so may i have date with the dog or not
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 1:05 PM
we come in peace with a small charge of a date with biden or we can shoot
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 1:07 PM
alien dada with a small bladda not weres the bathroom
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 1:08 PM
Take me to Viagra.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 18, 2009 1:16 PM
Sir, with our replicators we can get a fleet of these babies to you at a quarter of the cost.
Posted by: Kelly Lapczynski | April 18, 2009 1:35 PM
It's not your typical Mobile Oval, sir, no.
Posted by: Kelly Lapczynski | April 18, 2009 1:38 PM
You could call it "Cosmos One," sir.
Posted by: Kelly Lapczynski | April 18, 2009 1:46 PM
Mr. President, could you please explain what a Teabagger is?
Posted by: A DeP | April 18, 2009 2:17 PM
Sorry Mr. President, Limbaugh would put us over our payload capacity.
Posted by: A DP | April 18, 2009 2:22 PM
"Let me get this straight...you want to know if I can relate to your planet having water & air pollution, an economy in crisis & your people experiencing over 100 years of discrimination?"
Posted by: Lisa Koscs | April 18, 2009 4:17 PM
Sarah Palin's latest attempt to attract media attention
Posted by: Edie | April 18, 2009 4:35 PM
may i rub you r eye stalks
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 7:09 PM
so........ weres michelle
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 7:13 PM
does earth have bathrooms
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 7:14 PM
Obama says: what are you glaring at
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 7:15 PM
obama says: now tell me weres the smokes
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 7:16 PM
obama says:now do you love now that i am prez
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 7:18 PM
plz tell me do would you like to investnin our stok market
Posted by: Lily Lindquist | April 18, 2009 7:21 PM
"your stimulus check is in the mail, what do you mean you don't want the money"
Posted by: MARSHALL LATULIPPE | April 18, 2009 7:32 PM
NO YOUR TAXES WILL NOT GO UP.
Posted by: MARSHALL LATULIPPE | April 18, 2009 7:35 PM
I don't think we're asking for too much. Texas is half your problems anyways.
Posted by: D Gatewood | April 18, 2009 8:35 PM
"No problem... I have an open door policy with aliens!"
Posted by: Rich | April 18, 2009 8:37 PM
If you only give us Rush, you're greenhouse gases will all but disappear.
Posted by: d gatewood | April 18, 2009 8:40 PM
Do I look like a "Bush" to you?
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 9:56 PM
No you can't Become a Bank!
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 9:58 PM
Unless Fanny Mae or Freedie Mac own your loan, you can't modify your spaceship Mortgage.
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:02 PM
We have no plans to extend the Warantee on your GM Spaceship.
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:04 PM
Obama says' " You are the "Heads" of what committee?"
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:06 PM
Obama says, "No, they are not exta eyes, they are called ears!"
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:08 PM
"So haw is "My Favorite Martian"?
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:17 PM
Tell me that again? You forced my spaceship manufacturer to merge with Chrysler?
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:20 PM
You called me here to force us to merge with Venus?
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:21 PM
Take it from me, the book is wrong, Men are not from Mars.
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:23 PM
Let me make sure I understand, we MUST merge with Pluto to ramain a Planet? Is that about right?
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:25 PM
Obama says, I know, I know, State Farm is non renewing here too.
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:27 PM
"Tell me more about my eyes"!
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:28 PM
These are not your biggest problems. Your world is spending 1.7 cents to make each copper penny and a whoppong 9.5 cents to make each and every nickel you produce.
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:32 PM
Why can't we all just get a "Bong"?
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 18, 2009 10:35 PM
"Earthling Obama, your stimulus package has reached otherwordly success, we seek advice for our alien galactic civilizations"
Posted by: Di Cargill | April 18, 2009 11:17 PM
"So it's a deal? You get some seat time in Jupiter One, I get to hug Queen Elizabeth."
Posted by: Adam Richardson | April 18, 2009 11:21 PM
we heard that you look and act so different, you may be one of ours
Posted by: Di Cargill | April 18, 2009 11:39 PM
#1 : GOT YOUR BOARDING PASS?
#2 : FIVE MINUTES TILL TAKE-OFF, LET'S GO!
#3 : LIKE TO MEET MY FRIENDS?
#4 : TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!
Posted by: BEA BLOCK | April 18, 2009 11:42 PM
"You want 20.6 billion to bail out WHAT!?!
Posted by: Larry Roland | April 19, 2009 8:22 AM
Oh yeah? Well let me tell you about your ears!
Posted by: Larry Roland | April 19, 2009 8:44 AM
Uhm, er, ah, Yes - this Hawaiian COLB will take care of all the details.
Posted by: Tom Murphy | April 19, 2009 8:47 AM
I would like to apologize to the people of Glorp for the arrogance and narrowmindedness of the American People.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 19, 2009 9:03 AM
I have a policy of granting amnesty to all illegal aliens who come to America. You will be provided with free health care, housing, and preferred status in the job market.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 19, 2009 9:12 AM
You've been making all the right moves, but this time you are wrong; life does begin at conception.
Posted by: Sandy Wright | April 19, 2009 9:16 AM
we have plenty of stems and cells to donate if your scientists can help us look better!
Posted by: Di Cargill | April 19, 2009 9:24 AM
don't worry about the space trash, we have sold it all on eBorg.
Posted by: Di Cargill | April 19, 2009 9:30 AM
I am very proud of my son. He is the money you could be saving when switching to Geico.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 19, 2009 9:41 AM
Forget Fox, I'm talking a total ET Network.
Posted by: joanie fleming | April 19, 2009 9:46 AM
"Well, since you've lifted the Cuban travel restrictions...we are hoping you'll let us travel without restrictions too!"
Posted by: K. Patterson | April 19, 2009 9:57 AM
'Seriously. Take me to your leader.'
Posted by: K. Patterson | April 19, 2009 9:58 AM
Ahhh....remind me again....which campaign site did you work for?
Posted by: cynthia cerny | April 19, 2009 10:22 AM
You know I don't believe in "Ear-Marks", but in your case it's no problem..
Posted by: RICHARD GEISLAND SR | April 19, 2009 10:48 AM
we are worried about your DNA testing implicating us in those unexplained mysteries.
Posted by: Di Cargill | April 19, 2009 10:56 AM
I know Dick Chaney is a friend of your, but $800B is tops I will pay for used spacwe ships.
Posted by: Richard Geisland Sr. | April 19, 2009 10:57 AM
DRILL BABY DRILL
Posted by: SUSAN MARX | April 19, 2009 11:17 AM
Do you think you can help detroit?
Posted by: STEVEN J. MARX | April 19, 2009 11:19 AM
A rate of 8% per light year?
Posted by: Elle | April 19, 2009 11:33 AM
I would like a foreign work visa as an intergalactic astronaut.
Posted by: Pamela Hood | April 19, 2009 11:50 AM
"in the past our country has been very dismissive of aliens and for this I apologize. My administration will ask our congress to extend immediate recognition and full human rights to ALL aliens."
Posted by: Ed Cruz Febus | April 19, 2009 11:50 AM
Mr. Gork. We currenlty have a don't ask don't tell policy. Exactly how did the INS identify you as an illegal alien?
Posted by: Steve Mulligan | April 19, 2009 12:08 PM
We must be certain that your species will breed in captivity.
Now for the last time, hand over one male, one female, two clawfoot bathtubs
and a bottle of Chablis. I will supply the sunset.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 19, 2009 12:12 PM
let's make a deal, leader of the house pelosi is alway's late for her pedicure because the g5 jet is to slow
Posted by: eugene griffiths | April 19, 2009 12:32 PM
"Mr. President,I want to be your friend?"
Posted by: Judy Callahan | April 19, 2009 12:48 PM
#1. Just how much is 4 billion snicknods in US dollars?
#2. If your not Bill Cosby, you must be Will Smith.
#3. I don't understand. George Bush always enjoyed my visits.
#4.No, I can't arrange for you to meet Britney Spears.
#5. Thanks, but we have already found a dog.
Posted by: Donald Keltner | April 19, 2009 1:05 PM
Yes! Mr. President the wheel covers will match the Emblem perfectly.
Posted by: james keegan | April 19, 2009 1:06 PM
We'll clean your Space Debris in exchange for Wall Street and Congress!
Posted by: james keegan | April 19, 2009 1:16 PM
#1 Tell me the truth. Did Dick Cheney send you?
#2 I can get you on Oprah, if you can get me Osama bin Laden.
Posted by: Donald Keltner | April 19, 2009 1:17 PM
Mom saya you have to come home, dinner's ready
Posted by: Patrick P | April 19, 2009 1:23 PM
We were only doing 8MG PI over the Capitol! Are your Ears REALLY that good?
Posted by: james keegan | April 19, 2009 1:26 PM
But, NANCY told us we could get Social security!
Posted by: John Mielke | April 19, 2009 1:42 PM
" I apologize."
Posted by: John Waldron | April 19, 2009 2:06 PM
"How Much Do You Need"
Posted by: mike solomon | April 19, 2009 2:27 PM
"So as Limbaugh's waving his cigar around, I said: Rush...you're supposed to blow that smoke out of your mouth..."
Posted by: George Q. Public | April 19, 2009 2:28 PM
"We know you have it, Mr. President and we want it back. It's in a hangar in Roswell and I know you can get it for us!"
Posted by: George Q. Public | April 19, 2009 2:37 PM
"Forget the Vulcans. We can get you a Warp Drive cheap!"
Posted by: George Q. Public | April 19, 2009 2:39 PM
"We're cruising along minding our own business and suddenly...the heavens opened up, everyone's singing 'Kumbiyah' and next thing I know we're here on your lawn!"
Posted by: George Q. Public | April 19, 2009 2:44 PM
"...and so, Mr. President, that's why they called them inalienable rights!"
Posted by: George Q. Public | April 19, 2009 2:47 PM
"...so when Hell froze over late last year, we had to visit Earth to see what happened."
Posted by: George Q. Public | April 19, 2009 2:52 PM
Thats right please make the check payable to the Andromeda Intergalactic Group.
Posted by: michael haimm | April 19, 2009 3:07 PM
"How may we pay hommage to YOU, the new Messiah, as proclaimed by your media?
Posted by: Thomas P. Olson | April 19, 2009 3:15 PM
Can we form our new religion with You as our god?
Posted by: Thomas P. Olson | April 19, 2009 3:19 PM
You need a stimulus package? Talk to me-I'm all ears!
Posted by: BEA BLOCK | April 19, 2009 3:52 PM
"Before going back, can I take a photo for the folks back home?"
Posted by: Evan Goldman | April 19, 2009 4:13 PM
Pardon me, Mr. President, but I can't focus right now. I'm a little spaced out.
Posted by: Brad | April 19, 2009 4:32 PM
Mr. President, I’ve been in politics since the Earth was a diamond in the sky.
And there’s one thing I can tell you:
“foul Error makes plain the Shortstop’s soul.”
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 19, 2009 4:35 PM
You've been talking about "change" - when will I see it?
Posted by: Jassamine Redington | April 19, 2009 5:07 PM
How about letting us work with you? We don't have any TAX issues!
Posted by: Jassamine Redington | April 19, 2009 5:10 PM
Funny! You don't look Jewish!!
Posted by: Brian O'Connell | April 19, 2009 5:27 PM
Never forget that we are ALL in this together! Don't make me come see you again!
Posted by: Jazzy | April 19, 2009 5:28 PM
I've had to come to Earth to talk to every new President - you are no different! None of them listened either! Are you listening?
Posted by: Jazz | April 19, 2009 5:52 PM
First, you must Register as a alien!
Posted by: Brian O'Connell | April 19, 2009 5:59 PM
Are you a Register Alien!
Posted by: Brian O'Connell | April 19, 2009 6:17 PM
"Are YOU the Anointed One, as predicted by the ancients?"
Posted by: Thomas P. Olson | April 19, 2009 6:22 PM
The job is just talking care of a dog! do you experience?
Posted by: Brian O'Connell | April 19, 2009 6:23 PM
"we missed you at the summit meeting!"
Posted by: jerry sherman | April 19, 2009 6:33 PM
"You speak like a man who's got experience with other two-faced beings, Mr. President."
Posted by: Candy Killion | April 19, 2009 6:46 PM
OK, lets talk. You have a surplus in moonbeams and I have a surplus in homes in the sunbelt.
Posted by: Nancy Iselin | April 19, 2009 7:30 PM
"My administration is committed to a new day of sustained engagement with our neighbors."
Posted by: gjs | April 19, 2009 7:41 PM
OK, OK I got that part...You had a dream, you had a dream. Now get to the part where we spend billions and billions.
Posted by: EJ Jacobson | April 19, 2009 7:46 PM
Well, you don't look like your profile picture either.
Posted by: Mike | April 19, 2009 8:45 PM
Yes, I do think the Steelers can repeat.
Posted by: Pete | April 19, 2009 9:42 PM
Our immigration situation is complicated enough!
Posted by: Brent B | April 19, 2009 9:45 PM
Honestly, I'm open to ideas from anyone on how we can fix our financial mess!!
Posted by: Heather Jurist | April 19, 2009 11:12 PM
Honestly, I'm open to ideas from anyone on how we can fix our financial mess!!
Posted by: Heather Jurist | April 19, 2009 11:12 PM
So you want to understand our tax system? Well, as a rich person, I am about to be taxed more than ever, but fortunately I won't be taxed on what I inherited from George Bush!
Posted by: Grayce Upshaw | April 19, 2009 11:25 PM
Obama: "So your here for the new healthcare czar position"
Alien: "Si yo soy presidente de mi pais, todo nuestro ciudanos tienen seguro medico, quieres un cigaro fino?"
Posted by: Christian | April 20, 2009 2:03 AM
Obama: "I'm sorry but this is not the Men In Black..."
Posted by: Richard Lewis | April 20, 2009 5:50 AM
Martian huh, On behalf of the United States of American, I apologize for the rude behavior the Motion Picture Association of Amercia has bestowed upon you.
Posted by: Mark A Fulton | April 20, 2009 6:59 AM
I'm sorry but the girls wanted a dog.
Posted by: harry fear | April 20, 2009 7:12 AM
Take me to your LENDER!
Posted by: Dave Cake | April 20, 2009 8:11 AM
"Yes,I did say I'ld negotiate with everyone."
Posted by: susan parks | April 20, 2009 9:01 AM
there's been budget cuts on the Space Force I, I'll be contacting you via SAT phone more frequently.
Posted by: Di Cargill | April 20, 2009 9:07 AM
FREEDOM at any cost? We "OWN" the space over your planet and we came to collect USER FEES NOW!
Posted by: james keegan | April 20, 2009 9:53 AM
YOU NEED TO TALK TO HILIARY ABOUT OUR NEW FOREIGN POLICY
Posted by: JOE ROBERTO | April 20, 2009 10:23 AM
NON-RESIDENT -- LAND ANYWHERE IN THE USA, EXCEPT FLORIDA, SO YOU WILL NOT BE UNFAIRLY TAXED ON YOUR HOME
Posted by: JOE ROBERTO | April 20, 2009 10:25 AM
NON-RESIDENT ALIEN-- LAND ANYWHERE IN THE USA, EXCEPT FLORIDA, SO YOU WILL NOT BE UNFAIRLY TAXED ON YOUR HOME
Posted by: JOE ROBERTO | April 20, 2009 10:25 AM
NON-RESIDENT ALIEN - LAND IN FLORIDA AND YOU WILL BE UNFAIRLY TAXED ON YOUR HOME
Posted by: JOE ROBERTO | April 20, 2009 10:27 AM
"Would you be interested in a reduced demand for the ransom of Joe Biden"?
Posted by: roy d. smiith | April 20, 2009 10:39 AM
"Our energy program doesn't use gas, electricity, solar or wind power- just Mars bars."
Posted by: roy d. smith | April 20, 2009 10:44 AM
Congrats on that retirement thing, Rev. , what's next?
Posted by: Terry E. Morris | April 20, 2009 11:09 AM
"We landed on the White house lawn. Hope we didn't disturb Michelle's garden."
Posted by: c j markman | April 20, 2009 11:25 AM
"Yes, I use ProActive. Why do you ask?"
Posted by: john c. tryon | April 20, 2009 11:29 AM
"Mister president, may we have Chan Lowe back please?"
Posted by: Paul Viscovich | April 20, 2009 11:36 AM
Of course, I'll meet
with you... didn't I
meet with Chavez,
Ahmadinejad and all the others that have
ALIENated us?
Posted by: Ina Kunis | April 20, 2009 11:43 AM
"We were waiting, finally some intelligent life."
Posted by: Marc | April 20, 2009 11:44 AM
"well that does it, you're the last off the Axis of Evil list"
Posted by: marc | April 20, 2009 11:48 AM
Alien: Not too sure, but I think the presidents asleep. Should I leave and return, the same way I arrived or borrow the limo and reach out to my counter part, newt?
President:If I continue to pretend that I am asleep, it's possible she will go away. Hmmm, not too sure who that is, in front of me, she sounds like Palin, or is it Ann Couter trying to convince me that she really understands the real world?
Posted by: Cindy | April 20, 2009 11:51 AM
"I am committed to maintaining relationships with our neighhbors."
Posted by: jackie | April 20, 2009 11:54 AM
"Yes, I have always believed that,two heads are better than one."
Posted by: Jerry | April 20, 2009 11:56 AM
"We got here as soon as we could, Mr. President. That's our latest fuel efficient, hybrid model on the lawn."
Posted by: c j markman | April 20, 2009 12:26 PM
Mr. President, the Federation of Planets has decided not to renew your lease and because you trashed the place we will not return your security deposit!
Posted by: Jim Stilwell | April 20, 2009 1:03 PM
No, I'm sooy. You're too late. I already have a pet for my girls.
Posted by: Jon Spisiak | April 20, 2009 1:37 PM
The better to hear you with, my dear.
Posted by: Fern | April 20, 2009 4:25 PM
"You're going to mess with the Healthcare system next? Are you kidding????? Why do you think the Canadians and I come down here!!!!!"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 5:17 PM
"We love what you've done with the place, but Pelosi and Reed have got to come back to Mars now!
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 5:22 PM
"We assumed you were one of us. You'd have to be from Mars to mess with Limbaugh!"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 5:28 PM
TAKE ME TO "YOUR" LEADER !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 5:41 PM
I PROMISED MY CHILDREN A SWING SET AND PORTUGUESE WATERDOG, AND LOOK WHAT THEY GET !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 5:49 PM
"We heard that after you're world tour, you might be interested in purchasing some of our carbon credits!"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 5:49 PM
"So let me get this straight. You bail us out, and you become Supreme Leader of Gorgon?"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 5:52 PM
"So what's with this Green movement. You got something against PINK and GREEN!"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 5:55 PM
'We heard you were meeting with "Code Pink"! But I think you had another group in mind!"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 5:57 PM
take me two your telaprompter
Posted by: michele locicero | April 20, 2009 5:58 PM
"We're here for our apology."
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 6:01 PM
"We're a little concerned about your proposed assault weapon ban. Does that include Proton Beam Generators?"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 6:06 PM
NAH-NOO NAH-NOO .... WHAT ?
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 6:10 PM
"Can you believe Chan Lowe has been doing this for 25 years??? What a scam!!! A couple of glasses of wine and I could crank this stuff out till the Wampa's come home!"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 6:10 PM
MELMAC!, ORK!, KRYPTON!,
O.K. I GIVE UP.
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 6:14 PM
KLAATU BARADA NIKTU !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 6:21 PM
we heard you had openings in the treasury department....
Posted by: michele locicero | April 20, 2009 6:26 PM
WHER DID YOU SAY YOU CAME FROM ?
A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY ...
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 6:30 PM
We have money invested with Bernie Madoff. Are you him?
Posted by: Rich Martin | April 20, 2009 6:31 PM
I'VE COME TO YOUR PLANET TO GET A AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF SHEB WOOLEY'S " ONE EYED, ONE HORNED, FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER ..
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 6:37 PM
I'VE HEARD THAT YOU ARE OPEN TO GAY MARRIAGES,
IS "GORT" STILL AVAILABLE ?
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 6:42 PM
"So, you want to be in charge of this mess?? I don't get it...."
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 6:51 PM
we were invited to the tea party by sasha and malia, are you the mad hatter?
Posted by: michele locicero | April 20, 2009 6:54 PM
"so, then Hillary says to me, don't worry about that Obama guy, he doesn't stand a chance.....Bill will handle him. What was she thinking???? I may be alien, but I wasn't born yesterday!!!!"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 6:56 PM
we feel you need to rethink your late term abortion policy......look at us, we're not perfect either!!
Posted by: MICHELE LOCICERO | April 20, 2009 7:12 PM
"Im pretty sure I promised the girls a dog,not some kind of E.T. ......sorry."
Posted by: ryan shaffer | April 20, 2009 7:29 PM
"Yeah, yeah, Earth Day. Whatever.... You guys still don't get it. You're missing the BIG picture! You think this all happened by chance???? Are you serious????"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 7:33 PM
"Black or white, what's the difference. PINK or GREEN? Now we're talking real change!!!"
Posted by: Hank Coleas | April 20, 2009 7:40 PM
sorry.......the girls thought the dog was cuter
Posted by: ryan shaffer | April 20, 2009 7:47 PM
"Torture? You try flying THAT stupid thing for three light years. It's like being in a tuna can! Gitmo sounds like a health club after that!"
Posted by: HANK COLEAS | April 20, 2009 7:50 PM
Ours gets 100,000 miles per gallon, never needs recharging, no carbon emissions, and a large spacious trunk....
I think I better call General Motors !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 8:11 PM
....but I only want a 4 year lease
Posted by: jake the snake stark | April 20, 2009 8:42 PM
...and it was just painted.
Posted by: jake the snake stark | April 20, 2009 8:44 PM
I came millions of miles to meet Lucy and Rickey Ricardo and look who I get, Wieezy and George Jefferson .. just wait till I tell the folks back home.
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 8:49 PM
Mr. President what ever they told you about Area 51 .. It's all true !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 8:51 PM
...you want political asylum because..
Posted by: jake the snake stark | April 20, 2009 8:54 PM
sorry... at this time we have no wet foot, space foot policy.
Posted by: jake the snake stark | April 20, 2009 8:57 PM
No... you didn't land in the middle of a Charlston Heston movie set.
Posted by: jake the snake stark | April 20, 2009 9:07 PM
We come in peace, a piece of New York, a piece of Ohio, a piece of Texas, a piece of Florida, and a piece of California.
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 9:11 PM
"Have any TARP money left over? We need to control the banks too".
Posted by: Thomas P. Olson | April 20, 2009 9:45 PM
"We're here to swap your toxic assets, with our toxic assets on Planet Obama."
Posted by: Thomas P. Olson | April 20, 2009 9:54 PM
"Can we talk?"
Posted by: Thomas P. Olson | April 20, 2009 9:57 PM
"Thanks for bringing me my original birth certificate. Now I can finally squash all those pesky rumors."
Posted by: Kathleen | April 20, 2009 10:34 PM
Hillary ! will you please get out of that halloween costume ... you'll scare the children.
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 11:30 PM
You have a impeccable resume, you have an eye for being competitive in this market, your just the type of person we need at the helm of GM.
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 20, 2009 11:36 PM
We've come for George W. The village misses him!
Posted by: Lynne Magruder | April 21, 2009 7:38 AM
Do you drive GM products? Do you have funds invested with Madoff?
No?
YOU'RE HIRED! Secretary of transportation
Posted by: Lynne Magruder | April 21, 2009 7:41 AM
Well to be honest with you Mr. Zot, I really need Hillary here right now. But let me direct you to someone named Sarah who may be more sympathetic to your needs right now.....
Posted by: Michael Salazar | April 21, 2009 8:01 AM
Mr. President, I am here on behalf of the thousands of homeowners whose homes were built with drywall made in China. Can you help us?
Posted by: Lynne Koenigsberg | April 21, 2009 8:03 AM
Mr. President, I "heard it through the grapevine" that planet Earth is looking to go "green." Our company GM (Green Martians) sells exactly what you need.
Posted by: Lynne Koenigsberg | April 21, 2009 8:18 AM
Palin, is this the new style for camouflage fatigues? A new "plane" for aerial hunting too!
Posted by: Lynne Koenigsberg | April 21, 2009 8:32 AM
"It's about time you got here, we've been in orbit for eight years waiting for signs of intelligence..."
Posted by: Liz | April 21, 2009 8:34 AM
er, uh, uhh, Axelrod! Gibbs! Get in here! And bring the uh, ya know, the uh, teleprompter!
Posted by: Kent Kensill | April 21, 2009 8:44 AM
"okay, Zork, your planet will get bail-out money if you take Rush
Limbaugh back with you."
Posted by: Brooke Connors | April 21, 2009 8:51 AM
MARTIAN HUH, ON BEHALF OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, I APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY THE MOTION PICTURE INDUSTRY AS TREATED YOUR PEOPLE.
Posted by: Mark A Fulton | April 21, 2009 8:52 AM
SURE, WE CAN GET YOU A NEW
FLYING SAUCER AND WELFARE TOO
Posted by: richard petronio | April 21, 2009 9:14 AM
"Hmmm,'SPREAD THE STEALTH'? Yes, I do like the sound of that!"
Posted by: Kathleen | April 21, 2009 9:21 AM
The first thing we need to do to get you working is get your green card. or is it pink card, or blue card ....
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 21, 2009 9:26 AM
WE Are always looking for new energy sources,but how long would that pipeline be?
Posted by: Jack Kurtzer | April 21, 2009 9:49 AM
"Rush... they're here for you ... Siberia was not far enough... "
Posted by: Lynne Koenigsberg | April 21, 2009 10:08 AM
Et Tu, Zorkblat?
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 21, 2009 10:39 AM
My advice on your deficit? "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!"
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 21, 2009 10:49 AM
so you want us to tell your mother-in-law we're taking her to a spa
yes! and don't forget the darn cat
what about hilary
Posted by: dan wagner | April 21, 2009 11:09 AM
"TAKE ME TO YOUR LITRE. I NEED A DRINK !"
Posted by: KEN WEINGART | April 21, 2009 11:14 AM
Klaatu barada nikto.
Ok, there I said it.
Now will you leave me alone?
Posted by: Dave Bracknell | April 21, 2009 11:44 AM
Sorry Alberto, but the position has already been filled.
Posted by: Robert Rochester | April 21, 2009 11:44 AM
I AM the leader, and NO; we can't.
Posted by: L horner | April 21, 2009 11:52 AM
Thanks for the advice George, but I think I have the situation in hand.
Posted by: Robert Rochester | April 21, 2009 12:03 PM
...but Zorkblat is as constant as the northern star,
Of whose true fix’d and resting quality
There is no fellow in the firmament.
The skies are painted with unnumber’d sparks,
They are all fire and every one doth shine…
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 21, 2009 12:08 PM
I've asked you here today, Mr. Zherghta, because I'd like you to head our newly formed Cabinet department, the Department of Interplanetary Security.
Posted by: Sheila Korman | April 21, 2009 12:39 PM
#1
WAY TO GO DETROIT... TRANSPORTATION WITH NO EMISSIONS!
#2
DID YOU SAY "YOU WILL NOT PAY ANY TAXES WITH OUT A CONGRESSIONAL APPOINTMENT"
Posted by: JOANNE SMITH | April 21, 2009 1:00 PM
Mr. President, we are willing to share with you our technology for intergalactic travel in exchange for your iPod technology and an explanation of why Paris Hilton is considered a celebrity.
Posted by: Sheila Korman | April 21, 2009 1:09 PM
of color? check! (little green men...)
green card? check!
i guess we qualify for the green jobs!!!!
Posted by: ml | April 21, 2009 1:48 PM
… so the wife says, “What’s the matter with you? You’re scr*win’ like a Glorkian!”
HA HA HA HA HA…
But seriously, Mr. President…
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 21, 2009 1:51 PM
… so the wife says, “What’s the matter with you? You’re scr*win’ like a Glorkian!”
HA HA HA HA HA…
But seriously, Mr. President…
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 21, 2009 1:54 PM
I represent the Intergalactic Prize Patrol. You've just won 20 trillion dollars and tickets to
Morikami Gardens.
Posted by: Emmett Connors | April 21, 2009 2:11 PM
I represent the Intergalactic Prize Patrol. You've just won 20 trillion dollars and tickets to
Morikami Gardens.
Posted by: Emmett Connors | April 21, 2009 2:13 PM
Alien thinking: Hmmm, those ears look tasty!
Posted by: Renee Kay | April 21, 2009 2:27 PM
Alien thinking: Hmmm, those ears look tasty!
Posted by: Renee Kay | April 21, 2009 2:29 PM
You want the secret to Michelle's arms?
Posted by: KristinMBeck | April 21, 2009 2:36 PM
No, I can't validate your parking here.
Posted by: KristinMBeck | April 21, 2009 2:38 PM
You need Aretha Franklin's hat for a charity thing?
Posted by: KristinMBeck | April 21, 2009 2:41 PM
I agree. Susan Boyle is amazing.
Posted by: KristinMBeck | April 21, 2009 2:44 PM
I'm not sure if Ashton Kutcher does know you have more than one million followers.
Posted by: KristinMBeck | April 21, 2009 2:50 PM
Pres.Obama:
Americans are strong and compassionate. We want peace and cooperation with ALL NATIONS, ALL PLANETS, ALL GALAXIES!
Alien thinking:
Hmmm, those ears look tasty!
Posted by: Renee Kay | April 21, 2009 2:54 PM
We want change too!
Posted by: Paul Tatasciore | April 21, 2009 3:01 PM
Obama meeting with Bush
Posted by: Evan Tatasciore | April 21, 2009 3:03 PM
Enough goofing around, Michelle-- lose the costume.
Posted by: Suzanne Reilly | April 21, 2009 3:24 PM
Ish Binn Amerikana 2
Posted by: Joyce Rothmann | April 21, 2009 3:28 PM
"As the CEO of Alien Interplanetary Group, or AIG for short, I have come to discuss with you our share of the stimulus package."
Posted by: Paul Dolnick | April 21, 2009 3:42 PM
If you can close down Gitmo,We want the Area 51 prisoners released as well!
Posted by: Lee viverette | April 21, 2009 3:42 PM
ish binn Amerikaner 2.
Posted by: Joyce Rothmann | April 21, 2009 3:44 PM
Ish binn Amerikaner 2.
Posted by: Joyce Rothmann | April 21, 2009 3:47 PM
Rahm, get ACORN on the phone...
Posted by: Kent Kensill | April 21, 2009 4:04 PM
Let me assure you, we are a tolerant people on my planet. Interspecies marriage will not be a problem.
Posted by: Kent Kensill | April 21, 2009 4:08 PM
Michelle, honey, dear would you come in please and bring one, better make that two, of your lipsticks. I have a press conference in 5.
Posted by: Kent Kensill | April 21, 2009 4:11 PM
The alien says to Obama, "If you think things are bad on Earth, you should see my planet. I'm here to seek refuge."
Posted by: joel Geoffrey | April 21, 2009 4:32 PM
"Take me to Hugo Chavez."
Posted by: Carlos Leo | April 21, 2009 5:09 PM
I'm sorry Mr President but closing your eyes will not make me go away.
Posted by: Donald Keltner | April 21, 2009 5:12 PM
I've come to your planet to get a copy of your constitution to show my people how to become democratic.....
What constitution !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 21, 2009 5:40 PM
I've heard that you have a wonderful past time called waterboarding that will be the delite of all my people...I'm sorry but you must have that confused with snowboarding !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 21, 2009 5:49 PM
Yes i'm thier leader..but unfortunity according to congress i am leading them into the next great depression !
Posted by: Philip D. | April 21, 2009 6:23 PM
Yes i'm thier leader..but unfortunity according to congress i am leading them into the next great depression !
Posted by: Philip D. | April 21, 2009 6:23 PM
Yes i'm thier leader..but unfortunity according to congress i am leading them into the next great depression !
Posted by: Philip D. | April 21, 2009 6:24 PM
Yes they think i'm thier leader..but from what i hear from the republicans...i'm leading them to another great depression
Posted by: Philip D. | April 21, 2009 6:28 PM
Yes they think i'm thier leader..but from what i hear from the republicans...i'm leading them to another great depression
Posted by: Philip D. | April 21, 2009 6:28 PM
We owe you money too?
I'll just close my eyes and pray to allah that your debt will be satisfied
Posted by: Phast Phil | April 21, 2009 6:53 PM
I'm open to suggestions from anyone or "anything" on how to save our planet from Global Warming.
Posted by: Robert Sardon | April 21, 2009 7:11 PM
it has come to our attention that you are allowing illegal aliens to stay
Posted by: Steve Ziff | April 21, 2009 7:21 PM
Don't try to pin that on me !Barney Frank helped to design your flight coveralls
Posted by: Phast Phil | April 21, 2009 7:37 PM
Hillary ? sorry she's not for sale..But i do have Bubba's phone #
Posted by: philip d | April 21, 2009 7:46 PM
"So what can I do for you fellas?"
Posted by: Evelyn Sharkey | April 21, 2009 7:46 PM
Wait a minute..what is Bush's phone # ? he's the one that borrowed a trillion dollars from you..i'm just the new sheriff in town
Posted by: philip d | April 21, 2009 7:50 PM
Let me think ? What would reverend Wright do in a situation like this ?
Posted by: philip d | April 21, 2009 7:53 PM
o.k you have me stumped...just how many states are there in the USA ?
Posted by: philip d | April 21, 2009 7:56 PM
No your're wrong ! i'm not asleep..just contemplating...who will be the NBA Champions this season...?
Posted by: philip d | April 21, 2009 8:03 PM
Hold on ! I've only been in politics for a few years...it's going to take a little time for me to answer that question..JFK ..WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU THE MOST !
Posted by: philip d | April 21, 2009 8:18 PM
I'm sorry my little friend but your twenty four years too late, we've already made a movie called the " Color Purple " !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 21, 2009 8:20 PM
Now I remember where I've seen your face, didn't you star in the film " Mars Attack " ?
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 21, 2009 8:23 PM
The evidence is overwelming Mr. President that earth is being visited by intelligently controlled UFO's out of earth's atmosphere.
You don't say ...
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 21, 2009 8:41 PM
" UNO " !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 21, 2009 8:46 PM
"We have enough illegal aliens in this country, we have no more room for your kind"
Posted by: Patrick J Anderson | April 21, 2009 9:09 PM
"We have enough illegal aliens in this country, we have no more room for your kind"
Posted by: Patrick J Anderson | April 21, 2009 9:09 PM
You have nothing to fear. J and K are just fictional characters.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 21, 2009 9:17 PM
Thanks for the book, Hugo. I could not put it down.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 21, 2009 9:24 PM
The only Men In Black you have to fear are the Secret Service if you don't get your space ship off of my lawn.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 21, 2009 9:29 PM
I am here to take Nancy Pelosi home.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 21, 2009 9:42 PM
well it is used...but gets 55 million mpg.. wake up..if your're interested?
Posted by: philip d | April 21, 2009 10:28 PM
You can't be serious. I mean yes it gets 37,000 mpg but we don't know a thing about taking over a car company.
Posted by: john faber | April 21, 2009 11:03 PM
Having learned from his experience with the Queen, President Obama knows not to touch the Alien leader.
Posted by: Cameron Rogers | April 21, 2009 11:17 PM
Gimme a sack of slyders, large fries and a coke.
Posted by: Gwyn West | April 21, 2009 11:24 PM
Hey Barack, it's me, jerry Garcia!
Posted by: Gwyn West | April 21, 2009 11:30 PM
Michelle is looking for an unknown fashion designer who focuses more on the essence than size of a woman.
Posted by: Deb Mendel | April 21, 2009 11:56 PM
I did not have sexual relations with that alien.
Posted by: Conny Miller | April 22, 2009 12:04 AM
Mr. President, my mother couldn't afford proper pre-natal care.
Posted by: Deb Mendel | April 22, 2009 12:14 AM
Mr. President, the only house we could afford was by a toxic waste site.
Posted by: Deb Mendel | April 22, 2009 12:16 AM
Outsourcing! That's the ticket.
Posted by: Deb Mendel | April 22, 2009 12:23 AM
Where's President Bush? I'm his imaginary friend.
Posted by: Deb Mendel | April 22, 2009 12:32 AM
SO...WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT US.
Posted by: CHARLIE BABCOCK | April 22, 2009 7:44 AM
Wow, Monica! You've had some work done. Would you like a cigar?
Posted by: charlie roche | April 22, 2009 10:44 AM
There are more things in heaven and earth, Barack,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
But honestly… I just stopped here because I had to pee.
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 22, 2009 12:21 PM
“Breakfast without interstellar combat
is like a vending machine without Moon Pies.”
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 22, 2009 12:23 PM
“Oh oh oh oh oh!
the Cosmos, solar wind comes sweepin’ down the plains...”
GOD I love karaoke…
Posted by: Kirk Irvine | April 22, 2009 12:25 PM
"Marco.....Polo....."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 22, 2009 12:53 PM
Capital One credit cards. What’s in YOUR wallet?
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 22, 2009 12:57 PM
“I’m not the Great Gazoo and I don’t know a Fred Flintstone.”
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 22, 2009 1:27 PM
Spotted Purple People Eaters that I represent are thrilled that you are for rights for EVERYONE!
Posted by: Raven Cohan | April 22, 2009 3:14 PM
“Can Sarah Palin see our galaxy from Alaska?”
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 22, 2009 3:35 PM
...and upon meeting the Queen of England,you will gift her with a tacky ipod. Now, on the count of 3, you will open your eyes and have no recollection of this meeting.
Posted by: Kathleen | April 22, 2009 3:53 PM
"How do you get along with YOUR mother-in-law?"
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 22, 2009 3:56 PM
Hmmmm....so you're a Portugese Water Dog!!!!!!
Posted by: Steve Feldman | April 22, 2009 6:24 PM
...hmmm? No, Governor Blagojevich, I don't think they'll recognize you...
Posted by: Suzanne Hoeft | April 22, 2009 8:16 PM
You can tell them "We're Changelings They Can Believe In."
Posted by: Bob Markowitz | April 22, 2009 8:39 PM
"We are delivering the 'change you can believe in'"
Posted by: Jon Kolbe | April 22, 2009 8:59 PM
Obama:"So you have plans to take over the ENTIRE world?....I'm listening..."
Posted by: Scott Unger | April 22, 2009 9:20 PM
Mr President...we've been sent to relieve you of the effects of the global stimulus package. We are obviously too late.
Posted by: john faber | April 22, 2009 9:21 PM
...Hmm? No, Governor Blagojevich, I don't think they will recognize you...
Posted by: Suzanne Hoeft | April 22, 2009 9:25 PM
When I said that I'd meet with any foreign leader without preconditions, I meant it!
Posted by: Robert Sardon | April 22, 2009 9:37 PM
Yes Mr. President we are Republicans too, We told George not to do it!
Posted by: Dale | April 22, 2009 10:31 PM
Obama:"So you have plans to take over the ENTIRE world?....I'm listening..."
Posted by: Scott Unger | April 22, 2009 10:47 PM
America's latest attempt to export debt.
Posted by: Jeremy Weber | April 22, 2009 11:07 PM
Give us our stimulus check or you will be assimilated.
Posted by: Michael Stone | April 22, 2009 11:57 PM
HOLD ON HOMEY ONE PLANET AT A TIME
Posted by: DAVID | April 23, 2009 1:41 AM
We heard there was amnesty for aliens.
OR just
I want to apply for amnesty.
Posted by: Patrick Burke | April 23, 2009 7:14 AM
We heard you are offering amnesty to aliens...
Posted by: Patrick Burke | April 23, 2009 7:22 AM
Congratulations Ms. Napolitano, you are now the Head of the Department of Homeland Security.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 23, 2009 7:26 AM
"Can you perform our inter-stellar universal galactic union ceremony in the Rose Garden."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 23, 2009 7:52 AM
We come from Chanloweland, a place far, far away.
Hmmm. Never been there, but do you all have deja vu there?
Posted by: Kent Kensill | April 23, 2009 8:20 AM
I'm looking for just the right one to head our space program!
Posted by: Carmen Rachwal | April 23, 2009 8:33 AM
You're hired but you will need a green card to start working here.
Posted by: KS | April 23, 2009 9:06 AM
Being from Mars shouldn't stop you from running for President...look at me!
Posted by: Dave | April 23, 2009 9:23 AM
Do you think I'd have a chance in 2016? My mother's saucer touched down in
Roswell just before I was born.
Posted by: Soane | April 23, 2009 10:04 AM
Mr President, thank you for approving the bail-out but could you make the payment in Euros?
Posted by: Charlie Post | April 23, 2009 10:09 AM
Have you been Hulu.com?
Posted by: Seth | April 23, 2009 10:13 AM
I'm glad your here! I'm gonna need a good excuse for when the RAPTURE happens:)
Posted by: Debbie R | April 23, 2009 10:14 AM
Have you been Hulu.com?
Posted by: Seth | April 23, 2009 10:23 AM
I'm sorry Bo peed on your spaceship.
Posted by: George Lipp | April 23, 2009 10:47 AM
"This explains alot, Mr. Cheney."
Posted by: Valentina | April 23, 2009 10:54 AM
I know real estate has become attractive but don't you think it's a long commute?
Posted by: Charlie Wagenheim | April 23, 2009 11:11 AM
Barack, you've had 100 days, now it's time to come home.
Posted by: dave | April 23, 2009 11:20 AM
Bill Clinton's inner self. Poor, poor, Hillary!
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 23, 2009 11:23 AM
I hope "How to Serve Man" is more interresting than that lousy book Hugo Chavez gave me!
Posted by: Paul Cavenaugh | April 23, 2009 12:08 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to you, and the rest of the "non-terrestrials", for the negative portrayal of your people in movies, t.v., and media. We realized that American would not be America without aliens ...
Posted by: Pragmatic | April 23, 2009 12:08 PM
Obama to martian; "and you need how much $!"
Posted by: ray cournoywe | April 23, 2009 12:41 PM
Einstein’s theory of mindless chatter in the universe.
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 23, 2009 12:43 PM
"We come from a galaxy far, far, away....but men are from Mars and women are from Venus."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 23, 2009 12:44 PM
Obama to martian; "and you need how much $!"
Posted by: ray cournoyer | April 23, 2009 12:44 PM
Einstein’s theory of mindless chatter in the universe.
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 23, 2009 12:52 PM
I'm sorry but we've already picked a Portuguese Water Dog
Posted by: Charlie Wagenheim | April 23, 2009 12:53 PM
Alright pal its cash call time again. Going to need a little more this time though.
Posted by: Eric Peters | April 23, 2009 1:13 PM
Mr Alien, please understand It was before me. However everything in the galaxy that has gone wrong, America takes full responsibility for. And even though you are a violent dictator who brutalizes your own citizens basic rights, I look up to you, and respect you.
Posted by: dave | April 23, 2009 1:24 PM
"Yes, I completely understand when you tell me that you have been alienated."
Posted by: Mike Powell | April 23, 2009 1:33 PM
I can't help you Mr. Klatu. It's not called the TROUBLED ALIEN RELIEF PROGRAM.
Posted by: Philip Werman | April 23, 2009 1:34 PM
"You’re looking for your 3 birth parents here?
Harriet Miers, Karl Rove, and Ann Coulter you say?"
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 23, 2009 1:45 PM
Mr Alien, Thanks for the book. And even though you are a violent dictator who brutalizes your own citizens basic rights, destroyed democracy on your planet, I look up to you, and respect you as more than an equal
Posted by: dave k | April 23, 2009 2:04 PM
Finally, someone I can recommend for a cabinet position with no prior tax problems.
Posted by: George Lipp | April 23, 2009 2:35 PM
Did Astronaut Mitchell send you?
Posted by: Frank Pittinaro | April 23, 2009 2:37 PM
Michelle I told you not to mess with your moms fashion ,you have gone to far.
Posted by: George Fitz | April 23, 2009 2:55 PM
I confess. The stain on Monica’s blue dress
was my galactic ectoplasm.
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 23, 2009 3:20 PM
Larry the Cable Guy from Outer Space. (Git-R-Done)
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 23, 2009 3:20 PM
then on 14, I hit 7-iron when I shoulda hit 6-iron and dumped it in the lake, got up and down though for bogey, then on 15, I figured I'd lay up with my new hybrid but I caught it a little thin but still managed to make par, then on 16....................
Posted by: Keats | April 23, 2009 3:25 PM
Tell them "We're Changelings You Can Believe In."
Posted by: bobby markowitz | April 23, 2009 3:28 PM
Sarah Palin's mind high on life.....any questions?
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 23, 2009 3:36 PM
No Mr. Cheney, I can not promise you amnesty... but if you and yours were to get back on that spaceship and return to wherever it is you came from, I can assure you no one will try to stop you!
Posted by: Scot DiStefano | April 23, 2009 4:04 PM
New NASA Administrator
(No Washington Lobby ties)
Posted by: Mirolsaw Lobasz | April 23, 2009 4:06 PM
And what was Joe saying about "look on the bright side, considering all of the problems you're dealing with, it can't get any worse"
Posted by: Barry Marcus | April 23, 2009 5:17 PM
Governor, can you really see Mars from your front porch?
Posted by: Marty Schwartz | April 23, 2009 5:36 PM
Your in luck, as an illegal alien you'll receive, free healthcare, section 8 housing, food stamps, and a complete education for your entire family. !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 23, 2009 5:45 PM
no sir...you have me confused with Leonard Nemoy..he was the one with huge ears that was on Star Trek !
Posted by: Philip D | April 23, 2009 5:52 PM
To Obama: "Area 51 makes Gitmo look like an amusement park! Can you declassify some of that information? Cheney wouldn't budge!"
Posted by: jkt | April 23, 2009 8:11 PM
You're in luck ! as an illegal alien you will receive, free healthcare, section 8 housing, food stamps, and free education for everyone in your family !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 23, 2009 8:14 PM
"Where is the village idiot that sat there before?"
Posted by: Bob Howland | April 23, 2009 8:19 PM
I want to go on the " Space Mountain " ride at Disney World.
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 23, 2009 8:20 PM
It's a marvel of martian ingenuity, it's got three bedrooms and two and a half baths. A proton accelerator television, and get's a million light years per gallon ..
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 23, 2009 8:29 PM
It wasn't my idea Mr. President to vacation on your planet, it was my wife and kids..
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 23, 2009 8:33 PM
"I'm here to pick up Dick Cheney..."
Posted by: Painkiller Jeff | April 23, 2009 9:07 PM
HOlY COW, that's some kind of herb they've got growing in the new White House garden.
Posted by: John Faber | April 23, 2009 9:08 PM
"Take me to your leader"
Posted by: Julie Potter | April 23, 2009 9:14 PM
Take your shirt off!!
Posted by: Julie Potter | April 23, 2009 9:18 PM
I apologize that America has been arrogant and dismissive towards aliens, and we have failed to appreciate the leading role Mars has played in our solar system.
Posted by: Harry Duvauchelle | April 23, 2009 9:18 PM
A Lily Pulitzer alien? Wait till I get my hands on the White House chef?
Posted by: John Faber | April 23, 2009 9:22 PM
The U.F.O.R.D. union refuses to make any concessions on our legacy costs!
Posted by: Harry Duvauchelle | April 23, 2009 9:24 PM
And we come shovel ready!
Posted by: John Faber | April 23, 2009 9:25 PM
Your Flying Saucer need to get more light years to the gallon to be considered "Green".
Posted by: Harry Duvauchelle | April 23, 2009 9:30 PM
Alien: Take me to your leader.
Obama: Hey, will someone get Michelle on the line please?
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 23, 2009 10:28 PM
Hey Nancy, just wanted to say how good of a job you are doing as Speaker of the House.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 23, 2009 10:31 PM
My goodness, Joe. Something needs to be done about those hair plugs.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 23, 2009 10:33 PM
Alien: Mr. President, the planet Vulcan called. They don't appreciate you making fun of their ears.
Obama: But these are my real ears!!! Honest!!!
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 23, 2009 10:54 PM
1) Obama thinking to himself: ... just don't ask for any money..... just don't ask for any money....
2) Well... it's like this. We've been orbiting your planet for over a half century, and basically... you're the first sign of intelligent life we thought we might have even a CHANCE of communicating with.
Posted by: Renee Carson | April 24, 2009 1:35 AM
1) So.... uh.... remember... during the campaign.... when you brushed off a question regarding our existence.... saying Americans had REAL problems to worry about...
2) Bet you didn't think it could get much worse, huh?
3) Alien: Betcha didn't think things could get much worse, huh?
Obama thinking: Betcha??? Please be Sarah Palin... please be Sarah Palin...
Posted by: Renee Carson | April 24, 2009 3:00 AM
I'm sorry. I'd love to give you a bailout but I consider you a flight risk.
Posted by: A. Anderson | April 24, 2009 8:21 AM
"well, er...uhmm..I'd like to apologize for all the debris my country has left in the atmosphere that you encountered on the way in ."
Posted by: james surdi | April 24, 2009 8:49 AM
Mr. President. Please! Set your planet straight! Men are from VENUS. Women are from MARS.
Posted by: A. Anderson | April 24, 2009 8:49 AM
So tell me, Governor. Can you really see Mars from your front porch?
Posted by: Marty Schwartz | April 24, 2009 8:55 AM
I have to ask: Did you come through Mexico or Canada? Janet Napolitano will want to know.
Posted by: Patricia Conlon | April 24, 2009 9:06 AM
So I heard you're bored with Air Force One already!
Posted by: Christopher D'Angelo | April 24, 2009 9:12 AM
"We'd like you to release the detainees from Area 51."
Posted by: R. Herrick | April 24, 2009 9:13 AM
Yes, Mr. Obe Kenobe. I understand times are tough. And Governor Blagojevich may need to appear on a tv reality program on your planet in order to feed his family. But I'm not going to overrule my immigration people on this one. The visa he needs to travel is NOT a credit card.
Posted by: A. Anderson | April 24, 2009 9:30 AM
Mr. President ...I only have eyes for you ....
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 24, 2009 9:35 AM
So we agree the problems on Zlyhfgt are American's fault, too?
Posted by: Dan McCarty | April 24, 2009 9:41 AM
We've been waiting for the Robinsons to show up years ago ... but we just figured they were "Lost in Space".
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 24, 2009 9:42 AM
The audacity of the whole thing, Be Famous !! Win Prizes !!. Silly earthlings, is this how you treat a guest ??
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 24, 2009 9:53 AM
"... and America would like to sincerely apologize for littering Space ..."
Posted by: Steven Sanfillipo | April 24, 2009 10:04 AM
I don't want to be any trouble. I've come to pick up my cousin, he's been trying to "Phone Home". Is he in some kind of trouble ??
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 24, 2009 10:08 AM
It's a deal, Mr. Obe Kenobe. You bail out my auto industry. I'll bail out your space travel industry.
Posted by: A. Anderson | April 24, 2009 10:15 AM
"I'll bail you out for a Chan Lowe t-shirt!"
Posted by: Julie Potter | April 24, 2009 10:15 AM
I have come millions of miles in reference to your bailout, and my supreme commander told me to give you this message..nor a borrower or a lender be !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 24, 2009 10:24 AM
Yes, I did campaign on granting amnesty to illegal aliens, but right now your parked in a tow away zone, and we need to address that first
Posted by: Bob Gen | April 24, 2009 10:49 AM
So to sum up our agreement, In exchange for a stimulus payment, I will become the Master of the Universe, Is that correct?
Posted by: Dean Fulton | April 24, 2009 12:09 PM
Auditions for "Survivor: White House, Alien Nation"
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 12:22 PM
Illegal "alien" immigration brain storming session.
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 12:30 PM
"My species has a new idea for a DOT.com revival."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 12:31 PM
"I need to brainificate before I can shape shift BACK into human form."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 12:35 PM
"If space ship A, traveling at Worp 9, left the milky way galaxy at noon...."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 12:42 PM
Obama, do you think you can spare a couple of days to straighten things out on my planet?
Posted by: Steve West | April 24, 2009 12:51 PM
"Mr. President, can you teach me how to use my new Blackberry and iPod?"
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 12:52 PM
Obama, do you think you can spare a couple of days to straighten things out on my planet?
Posted by: Steve West | April 24, 2009 12:52 PM
"Can I get to ride the Space Shuttle at Disney World?"
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 12:54 PM
"Mr. President, can you help me get Neil Armstrong’s autograph?"
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 12:56 PM
"My daughters watch Shrek. I know Shrek. Mr. Alien, you’re no Shrek."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 12:57 PM
I'm trying to be an elected leader of my planet and my people are considered a minority. Teach me how you won the votes so I can make good changes on my planet.
Posted by: CW | April 24, 2009 12:58 PM
Obama speaking.
So there is no unemployment, stocks are up, free health care and you need a new leader...
When can we leave?
Posted by: Bob Jarrett | April 24, 2009 1:02 PM
"Water boarding? No, my species calls it meta-ectoplasm-kinesis."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:05 PM
"This isn’t Area 51? But I stopped at a gas station for directions?!"
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:15 PM
"My NCAA brackets picked ALL the galactic cosmos winners."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:18 PM
"No Mr. President, Tom Cruise is NOT from outer space."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:23 PM
"Yes, we visit in UFOs but do NOT perform anal probes.
Those people are just NUTZ!!!"
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:26 PM
"Mr. President, here’s my resume for Pirate CZAR."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:28 PM
"Just look into the two floating tentacles. You are feeling VERY sleepy....."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:31 PM
"Mr. President, Einstein was a ALL wrong."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:34 PM
"Mr. President, Einstein was VERY optimistic."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:36 PM
"My species has exhausted our galaxy’s supply of Viagra."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:38 PM
"Invest your money in galactic stem cell star-dust research."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:40 PM
"Mr. President, I propose a trade. We give you the cure for cancer and AIDS,
and you give us the formula for VIAGRA."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:42 PM
Barack! Think my new TATS will get me a little more street-cred?
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 1:45 PM
"I’m here to audition for a Priceline.com commercial. Captain Kirk sent us."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:47 PM
"Mr. President, I have the bio-weapon antidote for Jack Bauer."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:49 PM
The "CTC" text? Chill out Barack, I was just asking if you would care to chat?
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 1:49 PM
Larry the Cable Guy from Outer Space.
Tlhap Daj ta’pu’ (Git-R-Done)
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:51 PM
Fashionista? No, it's just that there are no eggs where I come from and I didn't want to disappoint the kids at Easter
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 1:52 PM
Taping of the Interstellar Universal Galactic "Aliens Gone Wild" video.
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:53 PM
"Mr. President, if it's any consolation, we have toxic assets in our galaxy too."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:56 PM
"I’m here to help you celebrate EARTH Day. Then we must take Al Gore back home."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 1:58 PM
The stairs? Well, the R&D dept. damn near littered the entire universe with lab-rat parts tryin to get the bugs worked out on that "beam me up Scotty" thing
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 1:59 PM
"Let’s play rock, paper, scissors for your planet."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 2:00 PM
OK Barack, now look away. What colors do you see now?
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:01 PM
"My species is looking to sponsor a NASCAR team."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 2:01 PM
"Mr. President, we give you the cure for cancer and AIDS, and you give us the formula for VIAGRA."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 2:03 PM
After I leave here? I'm gonna go see this guy Blagojevich - says he can sell me the plans for Santa's sleigh
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:04 PM
"Two space ships leave the milky way galaxy station at noon....."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 2:05 PM
Just between you and me Barack, If GM decides to buy the patent rights to this baby, put everything you got in Dramamine futures!
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:08 PM
I appreciate the heads-up Barack. If I ever get married I'll be sure to move somewhere that doesn't have a moon.
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:11 PM
You gotta be more specific, Barack. Put it where which sun don't shine?
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:15 PM
We're concerned about your planet, Barack. Shouldn't Beavis and Butthead be in foster care?
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:18 PM
I know you are but what am I? No, seriously Barack, what am I?
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:22 PM
This is your mind. This is your mind on drugs. Any questions?
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 2:28 PM
So, of course, the day the warranty expired, the wheels fell off
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:28 PM
"No, go ahead.....really.....pull my finger."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 2:29 PM
Mirror, mirror on the wall...I'm the...
Posted by: R. Cann | April 24, 2009 2:30 PM
"Can you show me how to text msg my mate on Remlack?"
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 2:32 PM
I did call AAA, Barack. But they'll only tow it 200 miles!
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:33 PM
Love the costume, love the ship. However John (McCain)
The People voted...The job's been filled.
Posted by: Karin Shafferman | April 24, 2009 2:33 PM
Love the costume, love the ship. However John (McCain)
The People voted...The job's been filled.
Posted by: Karin Shafferman | April 24, 2009 2:33 PM
Tickled Pink and awaiting a bailout?
Posted by: Karin Shafferman | April 24, 2009 2:39 PM
Twitter? I can bearly use spellcheck!
Posted by: Marcin | April 24, 2009 2:44 PM
allright Barack. BEER PONG, best two outta three. If I win, I take Hawaii. If you win I take Pakistan. Deal? Deal.
Posted by: Keats | April 24, 2009 2:44 PM
the economy... iraq...the alien...the economy...the alien...
Posted by: marilyn genser | April 24, 2009 2:55 PM
So, let me understand: You want total domination of Earth? Welcome! Welcome!
Posted by: Deane Gross | April 24, 2009 2:57 PM
"Sorry about the lawn. Our universal docking ring didn’t fit your International Space Station."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 3:08 PM
Alien's twitter entry: Barack Dude even has a Blackberry!
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 3:10 PM
"OK.....a Rabbi, a Priest, and a Martian go into a bar....."
Posted by: Mark H. Young | April 24, 2009 3:20 PM
"It's true... Aretha Franklin's hat WAS quite noticeable on Inauguration Day... But I had no idea you saw it from THAT far away!"
Posted by: Jed G. Martinez | April 24, 2009 3:27 PM
"I'm sorry, this just isn't the kind of change in Washington I had in mind!"
Posted by: Walter Jenny | April 24, 2009 3:46 PM
"A bridge in Brooklyn? Ever heard of GM? Have I got a deal for you!"
Posted by: Walter Jenny | April 24, 2009 3:49 PM
"Well, as President you must be able to see both sides of every situation -- uh, sorry, no pun intended!"
Posted by: Walter Jenny | April 24, 2009 4:17 PM
You say you come in peace but you landed on Michelle's victory garden
Posted by: walter thomas | April 24, 2009 4:22 PM
.." I HAD A SWELL VISIT BUT I NEED THREE BILLION TO RETURN HOME.."
Posted by: CHUCK KENNEDY | April 24, 2009 5:26 PM
.." I HAD A SWELL VISIT BUT I NEED THREE BILLION TO RETURN HOME.."
Posted by: CHUCK KENNEDY | April 24, 2009 5:26 PM
..."CHICKEN LITTLE TOLD ME THE SKY IS FALLING....BUT SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE.."
Posted by: DANIEL DOTY | April 24, 2009 5:31 PM
"As long as we see eye to eye, I'm all ears."
Posted by: David M | April 24, 2009 6:03 PM
i'm sorry...but you have me cofused with Leonard Nemoy...he was the guy on Star Trek..and yes he also had HUGE EARS
Posted by: Philip D | April 24, 2009 6:10 PM
Now that you’ve shown it can be done, I’ve decided to run in 2012.
Posted by: Mark Wasserman | April 24, 2009 6:12 PM
Don't worry if your constituents don't agree with you, just add the word " Change " to every other sentence ....You'll have them eating out of your hands !
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 24, 2009 6:13 PM
Now that you’ve shown that a guy with funny ears can win, I’ve decided to run.
Posted by: Mark Wasserman | April 24, 2009 6:14 PM
I'm sorry..but you have me confused with Leonard Nemoy...he was the guy on Star Trek..and yes..he also had HUGE EARS
Posted by: Philip D | April 24, 2009 6:15 PM
LETS PUT IT THIS WAY MR. PRESIDENT. THAT LITTLE BEAUTY OUT THERE IS ENVIORNMENTALLY SOUND. IF YOU LOSE YOR JOB WE'LL MAKE THE PAYMENTS FOR A MILLENNIUM.
Posted by: MARTY GOLDBERG | April 24, 2009 6:27 PM
Mr. President , Since I've arrive on your planet I have been listening to a lot of discussions on your television and radio related to Congress and to "Fat and Pork ".
Oh don't worry .. that's what the American public has learned to swallow.
Posted by: Mark L Johnson | April 24, 2009 6:28 PM
OKAY....Give me a minute to think about the question..Knock Knock ? Who's where ?
Posted by: Philip D | April 24, 2009 6:31 PM
why dont you let my wife help you out with that outfit dear
Posted by: norm | April 24, 2009 6:43 PM
So tell me, Governor Palien. Can you really see Mars from your front porch?
Posted by: Marty Schwartz | April 24, 2009 6:44 PM
Well, since you didn't come in on the Mayflower, but rather stole across the border, you're welcome to stay. Get your first check on the way out.
Posted by: JB | April 24, 2009 7:15 PM
Well, since you didn't come in on the Mayflower, but rather stole across the border, you're welcome to stay. Get your first check on the way out.
Posted by: JB | April 24, 2009 7:16 PM
Let me guess; you're here seeking a bailout as well.
Posted by: Robert Sardon | April 24, 2009 8:48 PM
Your probably not harder to negotiate with than Fidel Castro.
Posted by: Sayuri Garcia | April 24, 2009 8:51 PM
Your probably not harder to negotiate with than Fidel Castro was.
Posted by: Sayuri Garcia | April 24, 2009 8:54 PM
It's high time we meet in person, Mr Obama. I'm the chief Republican strategy advisor.
Posted by: Steve West | April 24, 2009 9:55 PM
The Intergalectic Council has sent me to tell you that the Earth has been reinstated after an 8 year suspension.
Posted by: Steve West | April 24, 2009 10:09 PM
I expect you to release all the prisoners from area 51 too.
Posted by: Richard Orefice | April 24, 2009 10:09 PM
I expect you to release all the prisoners from area 51 too.
Posted by: Richard Orefice | April 24, 2009 10:09 PM
Yes President Obama, except for the Repubican Party, the rest of the universe wishes you to succeed.
Posted by: Steve West | April 24, 2009 10:11 PM
I am here to take Al Gore home. Our galactic ruler misses his court jester.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 24, 2009 11:26 PM
I am the casting director for the next Star Trek movie and I need another Vulcan and thought your ears (I mean you) would be perfect for the role.
Posted by: Larry Ruggieri | April 24, 2009 11:29 PM
Well I pretty much looked like you till they outfitted my spacecraft with Chinese Dry Wall.
Posted by: Stan Schwartz | April 25, 2009 8:39 AM
No Mr. President, it's mostly the females who shave under their eyes.
Posted by: Stan Schwartz | April 25, 2009 8:42 AM
Actually my mother was the lava lamp and my father the snail.
Posted by: Stan Schwartz | April 25, 2009 8:43 AM
I was supposed to have been born a lava lamp, but with space pollution .....
Posted by: Stan Schwartz | April 25, 2009 8:45 AM
Five fingers huh, wow that's odd!!
Posted by: Stan Schwartz | April 25, 2009 8:46 AM
Wow, we heard there might be a black President, but I still can't believe my eyes!!
Posted by: Stan Schwartz | April 25, 2009 8:54 AM
Believe me, I look better without my glasses on!!
Posted by: Stan Schwartz | April 25, 2009 8:56 AM
Seeing eye to eye is a worthwhile goal but this is ridiculous!
Posted by: Marty Schwartz | April 25, 2009 9:11 AM
Hey, back off. Eye contact is just an expression!
Posted by: Marty Schwartz | April 25, 2009 9:13 AM
So tell me, Governor PALIEN, can you really see Mars from your front porch?
Posted by: Marty Schwartz | April 25, 2009 9:17 AM
Glad to finally be here. We were actually able to make this trip for the last eight years, but were waiting for signs of "intelligent life" on Earth.
Posted by: giorgina liguori | April 25, 2009 9:33 AM
I understand your concerns about Secretary Nepolitano and let me apologize for the cavalier manner, which the United States has dealt with Mars. Take a bail-out application with you on way out!
Posted by: Van Hamlin | April 25, 2009 9:40 AM
"Universal Healthcare, yes..well..I can see where you may have been misled"
Posted by: Howard Straub | April 25, 2009 9:56 AM
"Bail out! You too?!"
Posted by: Al Souza | April 25, 2009 10:35 AM
There's two kids I'd like you to meet!
Posted by: Al Souza | April 25, 2009 10:37 AM
Yes ...Your Space Craft is very impressive...you landed it on the future site of the White House Basket Ball Court
Posted by: Philip D | April 25, 2009 10:37 AM
Should we hold a rally or a town hall meeting up there ??
Posted by: Richard Litsinger | April 25, 2009 10:44 AM
First...I'd like to see your resume'..and second...I would have to persuade Nancy Pelosi..to resign..
Posted by: Philip D | April 25, 2009 10:48 AM
Bush ? I haven't heard a peep out of him since January 20th...let me think...what is his address in Crawford Texas ?
Posted by: Philip D | April 25, 2009 11:16 AM
Monica Lewinski ? No I hear she favors a fine Cigar !and no again..she is not under my desk !
Posted by: Philip D | April 25, 2009 11:21 AM
I'm all Ears...seriuosly...you can actually spin "GOLD" from straw?
Posted by: Philip D | April 25, 2009 11:26 AM
I knew my stimulus plan was out of this world!
Posted by: Barb Moss | April 25, 2009 11:41 AM
Let me think...Do you really want me to discuss my stimulas plan...with you Martians ? But..I'll give a phone call to Pelossi anyway...She's out of this world..
Posted by: Philip D | April 25, 2009 12:15 PM
" How much money do ya' want?"
Posted by: George P. | April 25, 2009 12:49 PM
"Who the heck is ACORN and why do they keep sending us Absentee Ballots"?