I'm sick of Twitter. I'm sick of hearing about it. If it's true that social networking is going to revolutionize the way we communicate, then we deserve what we get.

I've already discussed the coarsening of civilization thanks to this e-bomination. It looks like those of us troglodytes who don't understand the need to share the intimate details of our lives in banal microbursts with thousands of "followers" are fighting a losing battle.

As for intimacy, I'm sure somebody has figured out how to have cybersex in 140 characters or less. No need anymore to soften them up with dinner and a movie first--and we wonder why the economy's in trouble.