IT'S TIME TO VOTE FOR THE CAPTION CONTEST WINNER!
Yes, breathless readers--we are now entering Phase II of our caption contest, the Vote of the People.
Entries kept pouring in until the last minute--over 500 of them. Our panel spent hours sifting through the diaper-related potty jokes, the endless variations on "change," and sundry submissions that made no sense whatsoever.
I deliberately left the drawing ambiguous, so that readers could decide for themselves whether they wanted the baby or President Obama to be the one doing the talking.
There was no small number that had to be deleted because they were unfit for public consumption; it seems that for some people, any image of Obama is like waving a red cape in front of a bull.
Anyway, here's what we came up with. I'd say vote early and often, but I think our software prevents you from voting more than once.
The poll will be up for one week, at which point we will announce the Grand Prize Winner. All three finalists receive an Official Lowe-Down T-shirt.




CHAN LOWE has been the Sun Sentinel’s first and only editorial cartoonist for the past twenty-six years. Before that, he worked as cartoonist and writer for the Oklahoma City Times and the Shawnee (OK) News-Star.
Comments
Geez.....you guys picked the worst three. LOL
Posted by: Jim Navium | January 20, 2010 6:43 PM
Chan says:
Yeah, somebody always says that.
Posted by: Chan | January 20, 2010 8:17 PM
Those were the best? None of them are the least bit amusing. Mine was funner. PC at it's best? All this time for this? What a let down.
Posted by: Paul | January 21, 2010 5:40 AM
Jim Navium is right, regardless what Chan says!
Ditto the sentiments of Paul too!
I read MANY much more betterer and gooderer entries of ALL that were sent in.
IF these are the "best" three, Chan should FIRE the interns / staff who picked 'em. They'd be better off pickin' their noses.
Posted by: Steve Zilla | January 21, 2010 7:54 AM
I can't believe those were the three choices. Many submissions were far,far superior. Did your staff even bother to read all the entries? Maybe Steve was right and they were busy picking their noses instead or reading. I feel as though I wasted my time contributing.
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 21, 2010 5:20 PM
I didn't even vote because you gave me nothing to vote for. Maybe you needed to read ALL the entries yourself like,I did.If you had,you could not, in all honesty, say these three were the best. It appears the staff was ignoring anything not flattering to their candidate
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 21, 2010 6:44 PM
I don't think I will be entering that contest again! You said the entries would be reviewed, not picked out of a hat!!!
Posted by: steve | January 21, 2010 7:42 PM
Are you kiding me? I saw so many funny entries and this is what you choose?
I agree, I think PC trumps content.
Posted by: Charles | January 22, 2010 11:56 AM
Chan, I just went over the list of entries and I must say, what a coincidence that out of nearly 600 entries over a period of fifteen days these three were ALL picked out of the second days submissions on Jan 4. Did your crack team of journalistic eminences grises get tired of reading any further? Or did "political correctness" hold sway over their decision?
Throughout the remaining fourteen days there were many, many supberb, funny and appropriate captions that were overlooked, if read at all.
This was my first time entering your caption contest and will be my last. I'm sure that those who contributed spent more time coming up with their captions than your "elite staff did in reviewing them. I feel as though we were duped. For Shame.
Im sure, also, that following this lengthy diatribe you'll likely put a cap on how many words will be allowed in the comment.
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 22, 2010 3:23 PM
Funny. Seems more people entered than voted. I guess the people have spoken.
Posted by: Paul | January 23, 2010 8:52 PM
Paul,Kirk,Charles,Steve and Jim--
Newsflash!!! The "people" haven't spoken. Five clear
LOSERS have. Get a grip.
Posted by: jack allen | January 24, 2010 10:32 AM
I didn't even bother to vote. Not for those selections.
Posted by: Jim Navium | January 24, 2010 11:09 AM
To Jim, Paul, Steve, Kirk and
Charles--
You're embarrassing yourselves. Five LOSERS do not speak "for the People." For God's sake, this is a Tee Shirt contest. Chill!!!!
Posted by: Mike | January 24, 2010 11:29 AM
These three responses are not choices -- they lack any creativity or thought. I saw many responses that were clever, timely, and well thought out. (Like the ones I submitted! -- a couple of them, anyway). But seriously! These are BAD!
Posted by: jkt1954 | January 24, 2010 8:32 PM
I have to add that I too could not vote for any of the three. I'd like a write in option if we could (for one of mine). Obama says to 2010 baby: "Whatever you do, DON'T upset Ivana!" Thank you! Thank you! Honestly, isn't that better than any of the three choices we've been given?
Posted by: jkt1954 | January 24, 2010 8:37 PM
Jack & Mike It was not 5 losers, it was more than 500 who didn't vote because they didn't have anything worth voting for. It's the "DEMOCRATIC" way. The judging WAS NOT democratic. It was definitely biased. I'm not saying I should have been considered. There were many more entries better than mine. One of them should have been picked.
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 24, 2010 11:50 PM
And by the way, What's embarrassing are the three choices. SORRY!
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 24, 2010 11:54 PM
Hey Mike,
It's not JUST a Tee Shirt contest, dontchya know?!
*WE THE PEOPLE* loyal Chan Lowe readers take this "caption" writing contest stuff SERIOUSLY. Just like the Tea-Baggers Party loyalists have their passion.....ah.....er.....nevermind.....forget about those NUTZ.....but cartoon stuff humor is an escape for us. You MUST be "creative" and "clever"!
I for one would like to see one of these here contests every 3 months. Yeah, 4 times a year isn't asking too much now, is it?!?!
Posted by: Steve Zilla | January 25, 2010 10:29 AM
Whaaaaa ?????
BEST three ?????
Come on.....
Posted by: Rick | January 25, 2010 11:27 AM
Just a T-Shirt Contest???? No! No! It's not the value of the prize involved here. The negative responses to the three choices speak directly to principal and integrity.
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 25, 2010 11:37 AM
Hey Rick,
I just read through all of the entries. You wouldn't have been the one to contribute the following caption, would you?
"Hey Mr. president... How 'bout some "CHANGE" that will HELP this year."
And you think that that's BETTER than what the panel picked????? Well, I'll give you this: it's still 100% BETTER than any of the 20+ entries posted by "Kirk."
LOL
Posted by: roger | January 25, 2010 11:37 AM
Roger: I'm sorry for offending you by picking on the "anointed one". But isn't that what political satire is all about?
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 25, 2010 1:47 PM
Kirk--
You didn't offend me by "picking on the anointed one." It's just that not one of your entries was funny in the least. Maybe it's time for you to move on...your loss is clearly getting the best of you, my man.
Posted by: roger | January 25, 2010 2:25 PM
Roger: Being "FUNNY" wasn't the only condition placed on the entries. All political satire isn't funny nor is it meant to be. I certainly didn't INTEND any of mine to be funny and I'm glad you recogognize that. You see, I fail to find any humor in this administration. And I was not lamenting that none of mine were picked. I was speaking for all the entrants.There were many others that were far better. Maybe It's time for you to move on.
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 25, 2010 4:35 PM
Kirk,
I think Roger's right. You've already written in 8 times complaining about the results of the competition. The simple fact of the matter is that you were not a judge, so your opinion about the final three doesn't really mean much. Besides, I look at the comments you put into the competition and they weren't
captions, but diatribes.
Honestly, give it a rest.
Posted by: Amanda P. | January 25, 2010 4:44 PM
Kirk,
You say you were speaking for "all the entrants." Where did that appointment come from? The last time I looked, over 300 votes had come in--while only about 5 or 6 of you weren't happy with the judges' selects. I think the judges did a good job and I think you should be happy for the top 3.
Posted by: Gavin Rogers | January 25, 2010 4:50 PM
I'm out of here. Like Glenn Beck says..."You can't argue with idiots"
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 25, 2010 7:29 PM
Waste of time. What a batch of "softball" selections. Should have complimented the Great Leader to even be considered. "Well, Hello little guy" might have made the short list...
Posted by: StevieH | January 25, 2010 8:29 PM
This has turned from the battle of wits, to the battle of twits. Obviously, my entry was the most witty, but it went over too many people's heads. Oh well, I will wear my t-shirt proudly for third place.
Posted by: Jay | January 25, 2010 9:42 PM
Hey Kirk,
Glenn Beck's quote: "You can't argue with idiots" ?!
Well, "yes you can" (to use an Obama campaign coined phrase) argue with idiots, but then it's hard to tell the difference between YOU and the IDIOTS.
Posted by: Steve Zilla | January 26, 2010 8:58 AM
Hey Wally,
I call "SHENANIGANS" on these 3 lame entries and if ONE other person also calls SHENANIGANS, then the rules state we gotta get a DO OVER.
Posted by: Steve Zilla | January 26, 2010 9:00 AM
Defeat is a bitter pill to swallow!
Posted by: Jay | January 26, 2010 10:29 AM
Ignorance is a worse pill to swallow. You can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 26, 2010 10:56 AM
Kirk,
So how many of those pills did
you pop this morning?
I thought you were "outta here."
Posted by: jorge | January 26, 2010 11:53 AM
I think you people need to put the Glenn Beck book down.
Posted by: Jay | January 26, 2010 1:36 PM
Where's Chic Young, when you really need him?
Posted by: pete | January 26, 2010 2:07 PM
Whaaaat? These are the three lamest most anitceptic acptions you could have picked. If it were a Republican/Bush you would have picked some zingers. Your left-wing panties are showing again.
Posted by: dave | January 26, 2010 4:49 PM
Hey you D-bags, the correct phrase is "never argue with a crazyperson."
At least I get a T-shirt.
Mother
Posted by: Mother | January 26, 2010 4:49 PM
Bear with us, as a glitch has deleted all comments that have come in since 5:00 PM. We should be up and running soon, so please feel free to re-post your comments.
Many thanks.
Posted by: Blog Administrator | January 26, 2010 11:22 PM
Virginia, New Jersey, Massachusetts. Yes! Now there's a pill you can pop, Jorge.
Posted by: Kirk Bryson | January 27, 2010 7:36 AM
Hey Jay,
First we had to put the Sarah Palin book down. Now the Glenn Beck book too?!
Posted by: Steve Zilla | January 27, 2010 8:19 AM
I missed that. When did Sarah Palin come into this conversation.
Posted by: Jay | January 27, 2010 12:12 PM
Jay,
The Kirks and Zillas of this world can't even enter a bloody tee shirt contest without turning it toward their right-wing agenda. They're still having a hard time losing the competition. I'd say that with more than 500 votes now in, they're REALLY angry now. Next they'll be quoting Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: Mark G. | January 27, 2010 12:24 PM
Mark G,
That gives me an idea.
Caption should read:
"Rush Limbaugh has regressed WAY too far!"
Posted by: Steve Zilla | January 28, 2010 9:58 AM
It's hard to believe any one can take Chan Lowes left wing bias seriously, much less this "contest"
Have to go with the P.C. has won out crowd on this one.
Posted by: I say | January 28, 2010 6:44 PM