Chan Lowe: Charlie Crist, Founding Father

Since Charlie Crist cut himself off from his fecund Republican funding sources, he’s been leveraging his governor’s pulpit to the hilt.
His latest move is to call a special session (costing taxpayers $40,000 per day) to pass a state constitutional amendment banning offshore drilling for all time. It’s a textbook example of how he can bend the power of his office to his own ends.
Aside from the fact that it may be as bad an idea to enshrine a drilling ban in the constitution as it was to protect pregnant pigs (yes, newcomers, that happened), Charlie is banking on us to forget that a short time ago⎯pre-slick⎯he was touting offshore drilling as a way to help deliver the state from its fiscal woes.
It's a gamble that will probably pay off, because the Pennsylvania transplant knows as well as anyone that in a transient state like Florida, name recognition pays off in a way that it doesn’t in places where pols and voters grew up knowing each other.
Those who are familiar with Charlie and his career are becoming more and more disappointed⎯in some cases, disgusted⎯with his spinelessness. But most voters don’t follow that closely. They’ve heard of him, more than they’ve heard of Kendrick Meek and Marco Rubio. They neither know nor care that he’s a human weather vane.
Whatever direction the parade goes in, all that matters to Charlie is that he’s out front playing the drum major, and that everybody's keeping time to his beat.




CHAN LOWE has been the Sun Sentinel’s first and only editorial cartoonist for the past twenty-six years. Before that, he worked as cartoonist and writer for the Oklahoma City Times and the Shawnee (OK) News-Star.
Comments
He's a spineless jellyfish....I can't wait till he's out of our lives!!!
Posted by: Barry O. | May 13, 2010 4:10 PM
Crist is the worst Gov. we ever had.
Posted by: dave | May 13, 2010 4:10 PM
The worst governor we ever had? You couldn't have forgotten Jeb! so soon, could you? And for history buffs there is always Claude Kirk...
Posted by: Tom | May 13, 2010 8:26 PM
Tom, I'd take Jeb! over Christ any day of the week.
Posted by: Al_Casselsa | May 14, 2010 10:15 AM