Real LI

Porn in a time of slow sales. Copyranter has been on a roll on this for months, but the most recent object of his wrath is the “sluttiness” of a fig-leafed couple promoting the assets of a Washington, D.C., condo development. Painted on the flower-power female figure is “full-bodied amenities” and on the male, “large units.” So what is being sold here? Sylph-like bodies trump cold cash and cellulite? And what is a full-bodied amenity, anyway? Appliances too big for a galley kitchen? Copyranter’s has a couple of other examples in Long Island City and Williamsburg, and the comments on them are good for a giggle.