With 48 hours before Monday's non-waiver trade deadline, time for a little comic relief. This morning manager Willie Randolph had a photo on his desk of Dick Cheney's visit to the Mets' clubhouse earlier this season during a series at RFK Stadium. There was the vice president, smiling broadly, with Randolph and a number of the Mets circled around him (Carlos Delgado was conspicuously absent). Upon seeing the photo, one member of the press corps blurted out as a caption, "Win ... Or I'll shoot you in the face!" That brought laughter from the group -- even the Republicans -- so here's today's contest. What's your caption? Any suggestions?