The Replacements
As of this morning, the Mets were undecided on who to start Saturday in place of the injured Pedro Martinez. So here are the pertinent numbers for Oliver Perez and Dave Williams. The Mets are leaning toward Williams, but you be the judge.
Perez .... 105 G ... 104 GS ... 29-40 ... 4.56 ERA
Best season ... 2004 ... 30 GS ... 12-10 ... 2.98 ERA ... 196 inn. ... 239 SO
at Triple-A Norfolk ... 3 GS ... 0-2 ... 9.49 ERA ... 12 1/3 inn. ... 15 SO
Williams ... 74 G ... 66 GS ... 19-29 ... 4.56 ERA
Best season ... 2005 ... 25 GS ... 10-11 ... 4.41 ERA ... 138 2/3 inn. ... 88 SO
at Triple-A Norfolk ... 7 G ... 6 GS ... 2-2 ... 3.68 ERA ... 36 2/3 inn. ... 17 SO
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Everyone please take one knee and pray to THE BASEBALL GODS that Dave Williams is not called up.
PLEASE GOD.
Gimme some Dave Williams, baby. Please God, I'm on one knee here.
And when are we gonna realize that Heath Bell blows? My grandmother could get more outs than him. If he's on our postseason roster, I'm gonna... Well, I'm gonna something.
Listen to yourself Mebert! You are begging for Dave Williams as if it matters. Have you seen our cushion of a lead lately? I would not even describe it as a cushion. It is more like an entire sofa stacked on a temperpedic mattress with pillows all packed in a box filled with little styrofoam balls, wrapped in a puffy white cloud. Dont worry who pitches. The magic number is 30 baby!
It's time to enjoy the view as if you were in an all inclusive resort in Puerto Vallarta sitting on the beach while Girls Gone Wild 9 was being filmed in front of you.
Again the 30-year old overweight virgin that is Norton makes himself look like a fool. Using a fake name like "Mike L" to try to confuse people.
Inner voice, let's keep things civil here. No need for name calling. Thanks.
And George, a cushion can never be too big. I notice you didn't include any fluffy marshmellows in your "cushion description." Well then, let's pitch Dave Williams and add some marshmellows.
Since Norton is indeed a 30-year old overweight virgin, I don't know how you can consider it name-calling...
Mebert78: Your grandmother is an amazing woman. Apparently, she can play a mean corner outfield, she can throw a 90 mile per hour heater, and she can produce baked marshmallow goods all at the same time.
That is simply amazing.
Can she do more pushups than you? Sounds like she is on human growth hormones.
mebert (if that is your real name), Our cushion is thicker than mo vaughn in a donut shop wearing a 100% cotton t-shirt. The cushion cannot be questioned and it cannot be improved. It's like jumping into a swimming pool of pudding and silly putty. By that i mean, it's VERY cushiony - you would not feel any impact if you were to fall in.
Dave williams is unecessary. What happened to Brian Bannister anyway?
Like an idiot they started Bannister on Thursday in the minors, which means he can't pitch this weekend.