The Final Score

A disgruntled Yankee fan from Connecticut is selling his allegiance to the Red Sox (buyer beware: 2008 only). The opening bid is set at $49,000, with a buy-it-now feature for $174,999. Auction ends May 17. There have been no bids.

So this auction is for the right to purchase the following:
1) Fan rights for 2008 or forever (if the buy it now price is paid)
2) I have to wear a Red Sox jersey of every player on the roster the rest of the year.
3) When conducting interviews the alternate universe hat and Jersey must be worn.
4) I must attend 20 games during the 08 season and possibly beyond.
5) If the winning bidder is a business then I will wear Red Sox garb in any Sox ads.
6) I must go to Yankees Stadium and root for the road team.
7) A press conference with the winning bidder at the discretion of the winning bidder.
8) A legal document stating the terms of the fan hood contract.
9) I can only vote for Red Sox players in the All Star Balloting.
10) I must become an official member of the Red Sox Nation.
11) 50% of proceeds will be donated between the following charities.
ALD Foundation and the V Foundation.

Happy bidding!

Son of Darth Vader gets credit for finding this ... unless this is HIM! Dum dum dum!