What about Bob?

For our first installment of the guest blog, we had BBiB! weigh in with a well-reasoned, thought-provoking piece on the state of youth sports in America. And plenty of thoughtful comments poured forth.

Without further ado, Hook tries his hand at blogging:

So I've been toying with the idea of writing a guest blog for Bob.
I always thought it would be a piece of cake...just go on and on about something and try to throw some funny stuff in there...
I wanted my guest blog to be funny and to generate page hits and a lively debate amongst the blog-readers...

but just as importantly, I wanted Bob to like it and to ask me to do it again..

I wanted Neil Best to say..."hmmm...that individual is rather humorous, and he expresses himself quite succinctly"

I wanted Mark Lamonica to say "Yo, Bob....that dude cracked me up"

I wanted Black N Gold to say "okay...I admit it...he's funnier than me...but, I still think he's an idiot and he should be banned from the blog"

My plan was to mix three things:
- Current pop culture references.
- A display of some sports knowledge...
- Some personal reference to Bob and his blog.

But every time I spent a couple of minutes thinking about what to write, I came away empty...a couple of funny lines but nothing entertaining...nothing "Bob-worthy"

I try to read the blog as often as possible...and finally...I hit the blog yesterday and was inspired to write my guest blog....so here goes:

Bob...American Idol is Over....

Your boy lost...get over it

Grab a beer and a slice of pizza...get on the next bus out of Estrogenland, and come back to us...you're a football writer for god's sake.