The big news on Darnell Dockett ... drum roll, please

Ok, we have it for you here. The much-anticipated announcement from Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett, who said on his Twitter page this afternoon that he had a big announcement to make.
Here goes:
"I am happy to announce that after meeting with the team recently, I have full faith and confidence in the Cardinals organization ...
"and I am looking forward to a great season. From the first day of training camp and on, I will not let my contract issues distract me ...
"or my team from reaching our goals-. I also look forward to playing with my teammates and defending our NFC championship title ...
"and I appreciate the support I've received from all my fans this offseason. - WE WILL WIN THE NFC WEST."
Dude ... you cannot be serious.
We actually waited around ... on a vacation day ... for that?
Listen, if you've got news to break, then break some news. Otherwise, do us all a favor and don't say anything.
Adios.
UPDATE: We were so intent on getting you this big news quickly that we missed Dockett's final tweet. Evidently, we weren't the only ones to be less than amused that his big announcement was a big fat zero. So he tweeted once more to explain that this was his idea, not that of his agent.
FYI to all, No this was not a DREW ROSENHAUSE call or idea, THIS is how I feel and I'm sticking to it. Thanks agan to all the DDOCKETT FANS
... memo to Dockett: the last name of your agent is Rosenhaus. No "e" at the end.
Oh, good Lord. I need to stop. Read NFC West blogger Mike Sando's take on the big announcement on ESPN.com. He takes all this a little more seriously. I suppose there's something to be said for an athlete making peaceful overtures during a contract negotiation, especially after Anquan Boldin's antics got him nowhere. Then again, why is it news when a player is announcing that he's abiding by his contract? Especially when he's announcing it so soon after the tragic death of former NFL quarterback Steve McNair?
Ok, I'm out. Read Mascaro for all things NFL.
In the meantime, thanks to Darnell for providing one of the silliest moments in three decades of journalism.
(Graphic from ednotesonline.blogspot.com)











