.... the commenters will play.
Very entertaining job, people. While we were jetting across this great land of yours, you were engaging in some ... uh ... very interesting political dialogue and other forms of satire that made for some giggles when we landed.
Uneventful flight ... thankfully. The last time I flew to the Bay Area, I sat next to a young man who hadn't showered in I'm guessing a month. (I gave him the benefit of the doubt. It could have been longer.) The odor was so overpowering that a flight attendant gave me one of the best pieces of advice in aviation history.
She gave me a package of coffee, told me to open it and let the aroma out. Incredibly, most of the odor was absorbed. At least enough to make breathing possible.
Stapler was with us on that flight. He'll tell you.
In the meantime, here's a look at the five (or so) most intriguing games of the weekend.
1. Cowboys at Rams: Ordinarily this game wouldn’t strike our fancy. But with everything going on around the Cowboys these days, it’s actually a big game. Question, questions: Will Tony Romo play with a broken pinky on his throwing hand? Will the Cowboys’ pass defense suffer without suspended CB Pacman Jones and injured CB Terence Newman? Will Brad Johnson’s dink-and-dunk offense work if he plays? And will the Cowboys, who have lost two of their last three, beat a team coming off a massive upset of the Redskins the week before? .
2. Colts at Packers: Are the Colts back? Are the Packers for real? Not sure we know the answer to either question, but this game will go a long way toward addressing the issue. The Aaron Rodgers era is still in its infancy, and Rodgers has shown some good, some bad, and some in between. A major statement game here for the young man. The Colts are without their top two running backs, Joseph Addai (hamstring) and Mike Hart (knee). And safety Bob Sanders (ankle, knee) is still on the shelf.
3. Chargers at Bills: Are the Bills for real? (Yes, NKR, they are). Are the Chargers for real? (Still don’t know, Chilkoot). You wouldn’t have thought this game would hold implications for AFC playoff position, but it might well end up that way. The Bills get QB Trent Edwards (concussion) and WR/KR Roscoe Parrish back for this one. LaDainian Tomlinson’s achin’ toe appears improved, although he’s still not 100 percent.
4. Saints at Panthers: Carolina in bounce-back mode after awful performance in Tampa, a loss that snapped a five-game winning streak on the road against the Bucs. The matchup here favors Carolina, because the Panthers’ defense has generally been solid, while the Saints’ defense has been mostly inconsistent. The Raiders were no test last week, but Carolina’s running game could be too much. Key stat: Panthers have won four of the last five against the Saints.
5. Vikings at Bears: The NFC North is a mediocre division, but at least the race is close. In fact, there’s already a three-way tie among the Bears, Vikings and Packers, all 3-3. The Lions? Forget it. The last time the Vikes were on the road against the Bears, then rookie RB Adrian Peterson rushed for a then Vikings’ record 224 yards and K Ryan Longwell kicked the winning 55-yard field goal as time expired. Don’t envision a similar ending in this one. We like Da Bears.
5a. Broncos at Patriots (Monday night): It lacks some pizzazz without Tom Brady, but we should find out plenty about the Patriots. Specifically how Matt Cassel recovers from a poor outing in San Diego last week. Bill Belichick had to offer a public vote of confidence to his quarterback, which is never good this early in the season. The Broncos are now 0-1 in games following Jay Cutler proclaiming that he has a stronger arm than John Elway. Not sure why, but we like the Pats in this one.
The picks straight up (against the spread in parentheses):
Bills over Chargers (Bills).
Panthers over Saints (Panthers).
Bears over Vikings (Bears).
Steelers over Bengals (Bengals).
Titans over Chiefs (Chiefs – why, I have no idea. Just a hunch, I guess)
Ravens over Dolphins (Ravens).
Giants over 49ers (Giants)
Cowboys over Rams (Rams).
Texans over Lions (Texans).
Panthers over Saints (Panthers).
Jets over Raiders (Jets)
Packers over Colts (Packers)
Redskins over Browns (Redskins)
Bucs over Seahawks (Bucs)
Patriots over Broncos (Patriots)