Welcome back to one of our favorite blog items, our weekly review of the good, the bad and the ugly. Here's our Week 1 NFL Monday Memo. Enjoy Packers-Vikings tonight. Wonder if Brett F. will be watching. 
Jet of the Week: Brett Favre. The 38-year-old quarterback won his debut in green-and-white by throwing for two TDs against Chad Pennington’s Dolphins. All in all, an excellent performance.
(Yeah, I guess he'll be checking out his old team on Monday Night Football.)
Giant of the Week: Brandon Jacobs. In his first game of his second season as the team’s starting tailback, Jacobs responded with 116 yards on 21 carries to lead an offense that was solid on its first four possessions but bogged down in the second half in a 16-7 win over the Redskins.
Offensive player of the week: Michael Turner, RB, Falcons. The Falcons dumped a pile of money into the free agent tailback, and he paid immediate dividends with 220 yards and two touchdowns in a 34-21 win over the Lions.
Defensive player of the week: John Abraham, DE, Falcons. When this guy’s healthy (which isn’t very often) he’s one of the league’s best pass rushers. He showed it with three sacks against the Lions.
Injury of the week: Duh … Tom Brady goes down with a torn knee ligament in the first quarter of the Patriots’ game against the Chiefs. Backup Matt Cassel wound up winning, but this injury could mean everything to a team that had every reason to believe it was ready to make another Super Bowl run. The Pats bring in Chris Simms and Tim Rattay today for workouts. Next up on the schedule: Jets on the road.
Best play, Part I: Jake Delhomme’s winning 14-yard touchdown pass on fourth down to unheralded tight end Dante Rosario with no time remaining in Carolina’s 26-24 win over the Chargers. Incredible.
Best play, Part II: Roscoe Parrish’s dazzling 63-yard punt return for touchdown in Buffalo’s 34-10 win over the Seahawks. The guy dipsy-doodled through the entire Seahawks coverage team.
Worst play: The Bengals allowing Ravens rookie QB Joe Flacco to score on a 38-yard run. Flacco is known for his arm strength, but he is a slow-footed quarterback. Just shows how awful the Bengals’ defense has become.
Domination award: Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb, finally healthy after battling an assortment of injuries in recent years, threw for 361 yards and three TDs in Philly’s 38-3 thumping of the Rams.
Wing-and-a-prayer answered: Favre’s desperation heave toward the endzone on fourth-and-13 from the Dolphins’ 22. That ball is intercepted nine times out of 10, but this is Favre we’re talking about. Chansi Stuckey caught it for the first catch – and touchdown – of his career.
Wing-and-a-prayer unanswered: Pennington’s heave into the endzone on third-and-10 from the Jets’ 18 with 13 seconds left in the fourth quarter and the Dolphins trailing by six. Pennington was aiming for Ted Ginn Jr., but the ball was picked off in the back corner of the endzone by Jets CB Darrelle Revis. Game over.
Why Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) shouldn’t worry about his last name: The NFL prevented Johnson from putting his new last name (Ochocinco) on the back of his jersey because of issues involving his contract with apparel maker Reebok. Johnson (Ochocinco) then went out and caught one pass. He is a silly, silly man.
Coming up small award: The Seahawks. Game 1 of Mike Holmgren’s final season in Seattle got off to a dreadful start, as the Hawks were routed 34-10 in Buffalo.
Coaching second guess: On fourth-and-1 from the Steelers’ 48 on the game’s first drive, Texans coach Gary Kubiak decided to go for it. Matt Schaub was stuff on a quarterback sneak. It was never a game after that, as the Texans were stomped 38-17.
Coach on the hot seat, Part I: Mike Nolan lost – again – as the 49ers were beaten at home by the Cardinals. Another losing season, and Nolan is out.
Coach on the hot seat, Part II: The Rams nearly fired Scott Linehan last season, but figured he deserved another shot. After a 38-3 loss to the Eagles, wonder if the Rams already regret the decision.
Comeback award: Willie Parker. The Steelers running back suffered a broken leg late last season, but returned with a vengeance, running for 138 yards and a career-high three TDs.
Best performance: The Steelers. After an under-the-radar preseason in which the Steelers were hardly mentioned at all, they kicked the snot out of Houston, as Parker went wild and QB Ben Roethlisberger (only one incompletion and two TD passes) came out smoking. Sources say our own BBiB! was in the crowd, although he surely found something to complain about his beloved Steelers. We’ll surely hear about it this week.
Worst performance: The Rams were humiliated by the Eagles 38-3 in Philly. Just awful. Next up: at home to the Giants. Beware the trap game, Tom Coughlin.
Reggie Bush highlight reel moment: The Saints’ running back took a dumpoff pass from Drew Brees 42 yards for a touchdown midway through the fourth quarter of the Saints’ 24-20 win over NFC South rival Tampa Bay.
Rookie of the Week, Part I: Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan, the third overall pick of the draft, won his debut against the Lions, 34-21.
Rookie of the Week, Part II: Flacco, the other starting rookie QB on Sunday, won his debut against the Bengals.
Emotional moment of the week: Former Bills tight end Kevin Everett, who was temporarily paralyzed on opening day last year on a kickoff return, returned to Ralph Wilson Stadium yesterday and received the George Halas Award at halftime. The award, given by the Professional Football Writers of America, honors a player who has overcome the most adversity the previous season.