Happy New Year!
By Tom Rock
Only a few hours left until we can officially term this miserable 4-12 season as "last year." Phew!
The players cleaned out their lockers at Hofstra today, some of them for the last time. Chad Pennington spoke about wanting to be a starting quarterback "here or wherever," seemingly re-opening the door to his return to the Jets. I can't see him wanting to come back. Even if he is named the starter or wins the job in training camp, Kellen Clemens will be over his shoulder the whole year. That's a yucky situation to be in.
The Jets don't seem willing to meet Laveranues Coles' request for a contract extension. He just turned 30 this weekend -- Happy belated birthday, LC! -- and said that the Jets have told his agents that they are concerned about his age and diminished production this year. Coles said he wants to play beyond the next two years for which he is under contract. That's a bit of a change for a player who was talking about his professional mortality at this time last year. Worst case scenario, he said, he'll come back and play his two years for the Jets and then become a free agent. He said he wants things to be resolved peacefully (in fact he said that about 10 times), but he didn't rule out a holdout during OTAs or training camp to get his deal.
As for Kellen Clemens, when he was asked what he needs tow ork on during the offseason, he spoke about his nutrition. That's right, after finishing with the lowest passer rating in the NFL, Clemens said he needs to eat better to manage how his body uses energy.
I'll let you fans chew on that.
Eric Mangini was asked today if a team can win with a quarterback who completes 52 percent of his passes. Hmmm. That just so happens to be the percentage of passes that Kellen Clemens has completed this year.
The when's haven't been decided, but the who's and the where's have. With the standings solidifying around the league, the Jets will play a third-place schedule next year and now have a complete list of their opponents. Here they are:
We all stood in the locker room surrounding Jeremy Kapinos for a quote on the punter controversy. That's him on the right during his college days. He seemed almost poised for a great metaphor when talking about his days at Penn State under Joe Paterno, but he couldn’t finish when he said “Him changing practice around is like asking, well, I don’t know what it’s like asking.” Sigh.
My favorite T-Rac moment: When he came out from the tunnel dressed in a pink bunny suit carrying an air rifle. It took a moment to put the pieces together on that one, but Ralphie shooting his eye out wasn't a difficult stretch.
There are legendary stories of Coles' run-ins with my predecesor here, Ken Berger. Apparently Coles once called him "little media man" when they came across each other in the revolving door to the indoor practice facility. Another time Coles asked Ken what he was doing. "Doing my job," Ken said. "That ain't no job, writing paragraphs," Coles said. "Why don't you go down to Jillian's and get a real job."
The beat writers and other assorted media types voted on this year's winner of the Eskenazi Award, also known as the media good guy award. Well, we didn't really vote. Didn't have to. Laveranues Coles won like Castro in Havana -- who else are you gonna vote for?
By Tom Rock
Mangini just wrapped up his press conference. When Cannizaro said he would go out on a limb and guess that Mangini wouldn't have much information about the quarterbacks, the coach smiled. "Good limb," Mangini said.

Q: Bill, how is Tom Brady’s right shoulder? He’s been listed for about four years now with that injury.
Things get stranger and stranger. Just got the participation report from the Patriots and, well, all it says is "Team Did Not Practice." If that's not a taunt at the Jets, well, I'm not sure what is. The message is that the Patriots are good enough to beat the Jets without even having to practice.
"They must have a lot of confidence in him because they took out Pennington who is, we know how good Pennington is. Pennington took them to the playoffs last year. Pennington, I think he's an outstanding quarterback, I really do. So for them to feel that confident in Clemens, they must really like what Clemens did."