By Adam Abramson
I almost didn’t finish this. Two hurdles played a major factor in my procrastination:
One: The video game Guitar Hero 2. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of it, but you have seven days until Christmas. It’s not too late to get it for your kid, yourself, your wife, your best friend…just get it for someone who will give you access. The game rules; I won’t go into any more detail.
Two: We had the Newsday.com versus Newsday high school desk football game Sunday morning. I also had to work in evening, so I didn’t dedicate any of my Sunday to it (I resumed writing about 1 a.m.-ish). However, much respect to my Internet brethren for the 42-12 win. Too easy. Too good.
As far as the bowl preview goes…I had fun making it. I hope you see some things you like and maybe it’ll make you some extra pennies at the holidays. By no means is this a bettor’s Bible, but I think I have a pretty good grip for what’s going on, so if you want to use this as a roadmap of sorts, be my guest.
Lastly, I tried to stay true to the bowl sponsors by including them in with the proper bowls. If I missed, I’m sorry. If I made fun of a sponsor, I’m not sorry.
December 19
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
Northern Illinois (7-5) vs. No. 23 TCU (10-2)
In case you missed the sponsor of this one: San Diego County Credit Union. Would Bank of America, Chase, Wachovia, HSBC, SunTrust, Washington Mutual, Citi, Bank One and the thousands of other banks not return the bowl committee’s calls? Something tells the San Diego County Credit Union will not get one new account despite sponsoring the bowl.

But it’s the first game of the bowl season, so you have to be pumped about this one. Remember when Byron Leftwich and Marshall went ballistic with ECU to kick of the most wonderful time of the year in 2001 (it was the GMAC Bowl that year)? By the way, a poinsettia is a red flower, right?
Otherwise, we all know to watch for the nation’s leading rusher, Garrett Wolfe. He started the year off hotter than Veronica Vaughn, but he had a four-game stretch where he averaged 47.5 yards per game. The other eight games? 213.75 yards per game.
Unfortunately for the Huskies, they can’t play defense. Opponents shredded them for 357 yards a game. On the other side, the boys from Fort Worth can play some defense. The Horned Frogs ranked fourth in the country in total defense. Their specialty? Stopping the run.
The line: Texas Christian -12
The pick: TCU win/cover
The result: TCU 37-7. This one was lock central. (Watched)
December 21
Las Vegas Bowl
BYU (10-2) vs. Oregon (7-5)
One thing I love about bowl season is the fact that good mid-majors play schools from major conferences. BYU has shown it can run with bigger schools and there’s no reason the Cougars can’t keep up with the Ducks’ athletes.
However, the thing that would intrigue me most about this bowl is the locale…what happens in a place like Boise should probably be left in Boise, but we all know what they say about Vegas.
What’s wrong with Oregon? The Ducks are ranked No. 8 on the offensive side of the ball. They’re ranked No. 30 on defense, but they’re a 6-6 team with a 7-5 record (don’t forget the Oklahoma game). Well, Oregon is a giving team. It’s one of just 11 to have 30+ turnovers. Either way, it’ll be fun because it’s the No. 10 pass defense against the No. 4 pass offense. If BYU plays any semblance of defense, it should win this one.
Either way, Brent Musburger is calling the game, so we all lose in the end.
The line: BYU -4
The pick: BYU win/cover (the Mormons are monsters against the spread this year…go figure)
December 22
R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
Rice (7-5) vs. Troy (7-5)
Rice versus Troy. Can you name three players that will be in this game? I can’t. Seriously…I can’t. If someone gave me free tickets to this game, I probably wouldn’t go. Spending the evening in Harrah’s or on Bourbon Street would appeal to me more.
Okay, you get it. I don’t care about this game. But I should tell you some facts about it in case you feel the need for some action. Hell, it’ll Friday night.

Well, Troy scores a hair over 21 points a game. That’s bad. Rice hasn’t been to a bowl in 45 years. That’s bad too. What happened to the days of Rice beating Tennessee 8-0 in the 1947 Cotton Bowl? In all honesty, it’s been a tough year for the heavy-hearted Owls. After a heartbreaking 31-30 loss to CUSA champs Houston, freshman Dale Lloyd collapsed and died on the practice field. But the team rallied and won seven of its last eight games. Make that eight of the last nine.
Watch for Rice senior tailback Quinton Smith. He’s good for 5.3 yards per carry. And we all know about the sophomore sensation Jarett Dillard (right) and his 1,176 yard/20 TD season. For the Trojans, junior quarterback Omar Haugabook will be good for about 30 pass attempts and he’ll complete a bunch of them. Whether they’re to his teammates or not is the question (17 TDs, 16 INTs).
The line: Rice -5
The pick: Rice to win, Troy to cover
The result: The score wasn’t very indicative, but I had a fun time watching this game. They basically played it how I play Xbox: Non-stop deep pass patterns. I like that QB from Troy. Is he the next Tarvaris Jackson???
December 23
New Mexico Bowl
San Jose State (8-4) at New Mexico (6-6)
The bowl is in New Mexico, the two teams playing in the bowl are either from New Mexico or right near New Mexico and the rest of the country is not from New Mexico. Maybe the selection committee is envisioning something I don’t see…
I wouldn’t touch this game with a 10-foot pole, but I do know that New Mexico lost to Portland State for crying out loud. The Lobos do have Rodney Ferguson who averaged 94.3 yards per game this year. I do know that neither can play defense…so the over/under of 48.5 might work in your favor.
The line: New Mexico -3.5
The pick: San Jose State upset special
The result: San Jose St. was one of the several feel-good stories this year. I expected more scoring, but ah well, I still picked the upset.
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
Tulsa (8-4) vs. Utah (7-5)

First, I didn’t know there were multiple helicopter brands. Second, I’ll likely buy a Bell helicopter when I’m in the market for one solely because of bowl sponsorship.
By this time it’ll be Dec. 23, we’ll have seen a few bowls by now, so I don’t know how much Tulsa-Utah does it for me.
Utah does not have one impressive win this year. Tulsa has Courtney Tennial (right). He’s 5’9, 215 and has 14 touchdowns. All positives.
The line: Utah -1
The pick: Tulsa upset special
The result: The undefeated dream had to die. I didn’t watch this one because I saw “Rocky Balboa.” Great film. I’m glad the Rocky story ended on this note rather than the Tommy ‘Machine’ Gunn note, but that’s a whole different discussion.
Papajohns.com Bowl
East Carolina (7-5) vs. USF (8-4)
The bowl name wasn’t corporate enough without the .com attached to the end, so they had to take it to the max (I have seen some call it the Papajohns Bowl…but take a look at the logo and you tell me what it’s called). At least this game has great potential and is BY FAR the game of the night.
Both teams feature excellent, mobile quarterbacks who have played well in big games this year. South Florida has a gem of a quarterback in Matt Grothe (left). The runner up (by 6 points) in the 2005 Florida Mr. Football voting (Florida State RB Antone Smith won). His 3,102 total yards this year are 11th-best in the land (his 171 rushing attempts are second most by a quarterback).
The line: South Florida -4
The pick: South Florida to win/cover
The result: Well, this was another lock in my mind. I actually got in at South Florida -6 because I procrastinated, but I still felt good about it. Grothe is an exciting player to watch, and that linebacker Stephen Nicholas is the man. South Florida had a heck of a year and deserved to win its bowl game.
December 24
Sheraton Hawaii Bowl
Arizona State (7-5) at Hawaii (10-3)

If I was given the task of making the over-under on this game, I’d aim for about 95. Seriously. The brains in Vegas say 74…42-35 is an over. I can see that happening. Hawaii has eclipsed the 40 mark NINE times this year (the 30 mark 12 times). There will be about as much offense in this game as Michael Richards in the Laugh Factory (wait…wrong offense…not funny. Got it.)
Check out these awesome stats: Six Warrior receivers have at least 659 receiving yards. Arizona State’s leading receiver is TE Zach Miller with 481 yards (to be fair, 10 Sun Devils have at least 100 yards receiving).
The Sun Devils can actually play some form of pass defense (34th-ranked pass D) but I don’t think they can slow down the Colt Brennan Express (right).
The line: Hawaii -8
The pick: Hawaii to win/cover (and the over, obviously)
The result: Well…Arizona Sate used to be able to play pass defense until it met Colt Brennan. The junior torched the Sun Devils for 560 yards and five touchdowns…done deal pal. I also loved the QB keeper at the end of the fourth quarter to keep the ball and set up the nail-in-the-coffin touchdown. I love that stat line about as much as I love the Warrior cover (nevermind the over/under…apparently I’m not good at those). Merry Christmas.
December 26
Motor City Bowl (multiple sponsors)
Central Michigan (9-4) vs. Middle Tennessee State (7-5)

There’s nothing that says “Happy Holidays” like a bowl game in Detroit.
There have actually been some stud MVPs in this bowl’s past: DeAngelo Williams (2005), Chester Taylor (2001), Byron Leftwich (2000), Chad Pennington (1998) and Deuce McCallister (1997). However, nobody from this year’s rosters is really jumping out at me…
Chippewa wide receiver Bryan Anderson is an extreme talent for a freshman. He and freshman QB Dan LeFevour could do big things in the coming years. I think the two will give directional Michigan a fancy 10-win season.
The line: Central Michigan -10
The pick: Central Michigan to win/cover
December 27
Emerald Bowl
Florida State (6-6) vs. UCLA (7-5)

Yes, UCLA did beat Southern Cal with great defense and just enough offense. Yes, I picked the Bruins to lose that game by multiple touchdowns. And yes, I’m picking the Bruins to lose again. I think with a month off, FSU’s athletes will be ready to atone for all the wrongs they have done on the field this year. UCLA quarterback Patrick Cowan chose not to slide in the USC game, but I recommend he slides if he sees Buster Davis within 20 yards of him.
A few weeks ago, Florida State Bobby Bowden talked about the game at the Hall of Fame inductions: “(The game) is very important. We’ll have a losing season if we lose and we haven’t had a losing season in 31 years. So it’s very important. We won’t cut our risks either way.”
The ‘Noles have to play some friggin’ offense though and try to control the clock with the stud running backs who are awesome at underachieving.
The line: UCLA -4.5
The pick: Florida State upset special
The result: This is, by far, the most fun I’ve had watching a bowl so far this year. I have a feeling this marked the start of me sweating out my picks a lot more…we’ll see. Drew Weatherford is not a Florida State-caliber quarterback right now. Some of his throws were just awful. The combination of the defense and special teams making plays with Lorenzo Booker won this game for the Noles. That’s 0-3 for the Pac 10, by the way…
December 28
PetroSun Independence Bowl
Alabama (6-6) vs. Oklahoma State (6-6)
Here’s one thing I haven’t talked about this year: Oklahoma State booster Boone Pickens gave $165 million to the school for athletics. Well, year one didn’t pay big dividends on the gridiron. For that kind of scratch, the Cowboys better start shooting people ala “The Last Boyscout” if they have to for wins.
Alabama has no coach, and with no coach I don’t see the ‘Tide caring that much about the game.
The line: Oklahoma State -2
The pick: Oklahoma State to win/cover
Texas Bowl
Kansas State (7-5) vs. Rutgers (10-2)

Piscataway is just 34 miles from Manhattan, NY, but it’s 1,293 miles from Manhattan, KS…home of Rutgers’ opponent. I don’t know why you would care…but there ya go.
In all seriousness…I’m sorry Rutgers fans. You deserve more.
It’s funny to think if the ball bounces one way here or there in Morgantown how different postseason life would be. But, you honestly can’t dwell on it—the year was an extreme success.
As for the boys from the far away Manhattan, coach Ron Prince has them on the right track. But that Wildcat rushing defense is going to get mauled by Ray Rice (right). KSU is going into the game ranked 70 in rush defense…momma!
The line: Rutgers -7.5
The pick: Rutgers to win/cover (I like the under of 45)
Pacific Life Holiday Bowl
California (9-3) vs. Texas A&M (9-3)
A good defense against a good offense. I’ll take the good defense nine times out of 10. On paper, this game looks like it could be a lot of fun to watch.
I’ve long said/thought the Pac-10 was a little soft. I think the conference could struggle a little bit in bowls this year.
The line: California -5
The pick: aTm upset special
December 29
Insight Bowl
Minnesota (6-6) vs. Texas Tech (7-5)

We need to come up with a phobia for running the ball. Texas Tech has it. Check out these numbers: four teams have under 300 rushing attempts this year. The Red Raiders have under 200.
This is just a horrible matchup for the Golden Gophers. They the fifth-WORST in the land against the pass. Expect them to over account and still not be successful, but the box will be so empty that TTU’s draw plays will rip them apart.
I have the feeling Red Raider coach Mike Leach is going to execute his offensive gameplan so perfectly, you’ll mistake him for chess Grandmaster Vladimir Kramnik.
The line: Texas Tech -6.5
The pick: Texas Tech to win/cover
Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl presented by Bridgestone
Clemson (8-4) vs. Kentucky (7-5)
One sponsor in the name wasn't enough...I can't handle this...
It wasn’t long ago that Clemson was a top 10 team. Now the Tigers have to watch out for Keenan Burton (not too much of a knock on him though, he is a beast).
Could this be CJ Spiller’s last game in orange and purple? I heard a few whispers that the Florida native was unhappy at CU. I think he’ll stay (he should stay). Either way, he and James Davis are dynamic enough to top the fickle Wildcats (one week they beat UL-Lafayette by two, the next they lose to Tennessee by just 5).
The line: Clemson -10
The pick: Clemson to win, Kentucky to cover
Champs Sports Bowl
Maryland (8-4) vs. Purdue (8-5)

I haven’t been a big believer in Maryland all year. They made me look dumb once or twice, but they never wowed me once. You can pretty much same the same for Purdue. Anyone have a coin to toss?
The line on this game opened at Maryland -4 and is now a push. If one team could run the ball really well, it’d be enough to sway me, but both teams live in rushing mediocrity. Purdue can wing the ball around the field so I guess I like the Boilmakers?
Interesting stat: Six of Maryland’s wins were by a total of 17 points.
Overall, it’s just a big “eh” game.
The line: Push
The pick: Purdue
AutoZone Liberty Bowl
Houston (10-3) vs. South Carolina (7-5)
Hellllllllllllllo offense.
I think South Carolina is a solid ball club, don’t get me wrong. But something tells me Houston is going to keep this close. I don’t know if the Cougars can pull it off, but this one should be exciting.
The line: South Carolina -6.5
The pick: South Carolina to win, Houston to cover

BRUT Sun Bowl
Oregon State (9-4) vs. Missouri (8-4)
The Pac-10 needs a win in this game.
However, I don’t think it’ll happen. Missouri, led by QB Chase Daniel, played tough all year long. I think it’s just part of the Tigers’ mentality that they’ll bring to El Paso for the game.
The line: Oregon State -3.5
The pick: Missouri upset special
December 30

Alamo Bowl
Iowa (6-6) vs. Texas (9-3)
Texas is in the Alamo Bowl? Everyone in the Big 12 rejoices.
The Horns better hope Colt McCoy (left) gets a force field for Christmas. He simply cannot be sidelined.
Either way, Iowa didn’t do important things this year like….get up for big games.
The line: Texas -11
The pick: Texas to win/cover
Meineke Car Care Bowl
Boston College (9-3) vs. Navy (9-3)
I’m not sure what the higher over/under will be in this game: total points or total tackles by BC middle linebacker Brian Toal (87 tackles and three sets of shoulder pads later, you have your MVP).
Boston College doesn’t need to do anything fancy. Just stop the run, mix it up on offense and the Eagles will take care of business.
The line: Boston College -6
The pick:BC to win and cover (tricky line though)
Chick-fil-a Bowl
Georgia (8-4) vs. Virginia Tech (10-2)
Could these two be any more similar? They take it to the max on defense and let opponents have a field day on offense. I don’t know the root of Georgia’s offensive ineptness, but I do know everything hinges on Virginia Tech’s offensive line.
They block, Tech wins. They don’t block, they better hope the Hokies’ No. 1 defense (left) musters up some turnovers because Georgia’s No. 9 defense can make things happen.
If we could only find a way to play the game with both defenses on the field at the same time…man, that’d be fun.
The line: Virginia Tech -2.5/3
The pick: I really don’t know…nobody should ever bet on a game featuring the 2006 Hokies. I’ll take Virginia Tech to win/cover though.
December 31
MPC Computers Bowl
Miami (6-6) vs. Nevada (8-4)
What a fall from grace for Larry Coker (right). Year one: Orange Bowl. Last game: well, there’s a color involved…but it’s blue turf (I guess there will be white snow as well).
The line: Miami -3
The pick: Miami to win/cover for the Coker
January 1
Outback Bowl
Penn State (8-4) vs. Tennessee (9-3)

Here’s where we start having some fun.
Penn State is much like Florida State this year. Lotta weapons, can’t really put it all together.
Tennessee has just as many weapons and a better defense. Seriously…off the top of my head, UT is stacked: LaMarcus Coker, Montario Hardesty (left, airborne), Aaron Sears, Robert Meacham, Jason Swain, Erik Ainge, Jerod Mayo and the linebacker (No. 39…he reminds me of Rudy with those arm pads). I hope I spelled all those names right, it’s 2 a.m. and I’ve got a lot of games left.
**I received an email from a reader who pointed out, correctly, that Penn State's defense is ranked higher than Tennessee's. Bad oversight on my part. But check out these numbers: Tennessee's average opponent would rank No. 43 in total offense; Penn State's would be 50. Now...PSU played D-I AA Youngstown State, so I didn't include that in the original number crunching. But, I think it's only fair to Tennessee that I do include. So, if YSU was a D-I A team, they obviously wouldn't rank very well in many categories. I assumed they'd rank 110 out of 120 teams in total offense. That changes the number from 50 to 55...This doesn't mean UT's defense is better, but it's just something to think about.
The line: Tennessee -4.5
The pick: Tennessee to win/cover
Toyota Gator Bowl
Georgia Tech (9-4) vs. West Virginia (10-2)
Someone send the following to Rich Rodriguez: Put pressure on Reggie Ball. He’ll fold.
Georgia Tech’s defense is good, but this is one of those instances where I’ll take Steve Slaton (right) because he’s that tough of a runner.
The line: West Virginia -7
The pick: WVU to win/cover
Fiesta Bowl
Boise State (12-0) vs. Oklahoma (11-2)
Everyone wants to talk about how great of a story Boise State is. What about Oklahoma? I think it’s a fantastic story. Take away a stud OL, your starting quarterback and workhorse running back and you think they’ll win 11 games (they’re actually 12-1…don’t forget Oregon…!).
Everyone is also looking to the Fiesta Bowl where Utah trounced Pittsburgh. But Oklahoma is not Pittsburgh.
(I hope Adrian Peterson is 100%...he’s a lot of fun to watch on the football field).
The line:Oklahoma -7.5
The pick:Oklahoma to win/cover
Rose Bowl
Michigan (11-1) vs. USC (10-2)
On an average day, both teams are good at stopping the run. The team that’s having a below-average day stopping the run will lose. Michigan has to be a little bitter. Couple that with the fact USC seems deflated and I’m liking the Wolverines in this game.
Either way, you have to love the star power in games like this.
The line: Southern California -1
The pick: Michigan upset special
Capital One Bowl
Arkansas (10-3) vs. Wisconsin (11-1)
Three stud tailbacks in this one led by the Heisman runner up (left). I still think Mark May gets the award for best nickname when he called P.J. Hill the Wisconsin Winnebago. (Don’t leave Arkansas’ Felix Jones out of the party)
This is a really tough game to pick, but I think Arkansas has more speed.
By the way, why did Arkansas freshman QB Mitch Mustain win eight straight games and not play after that? Know the answer? Comment below, please.
The line: Arkansas -1.5
The pick: Arkansas to win/cover
at&t Cotton Bowl
Auburn (10-2) vs. Nebraska (9-4)
What Auburn team is going to show up?
Because I had to ask that question makes this game extremely intriguing. Really though, what is Auburn playing for in this game? The Tigers have 10 wins.
On the other hand, if Nebraska reaches the 10-win mark with a bowl victory over Auburn, coach Bill Callahan has his guys believing. I think this game is way more important to the Cornhuskers.
The line: Auburn -2
The pick: Nebraska upset special
January 2
FedEx Orange Bowl
Louisville (11-1) vs. Wake Forest (11-2)
Louisville is going to crush Wake Forest in this game. I don’t have much else to say about it. But while I have the chance I’ll say Brian Brohm (left) enters next year the Heisman favorite if Adrian Peterson goes to the NFL.
The line: Louisville -10
The pick: Louisville to win/cover (I like the over 51.5)
January 3
Allstate Sugar Bowl
LSU (10-2) vs. Notre Dame (10-2)
LSU has way too much speed for Notre Dame to keep up.
Give JaMarcus Russell time to make decisions in the pocket and he'll pick apart a defense with the cannon he calls an arm. And LSU’s defense is just naaaasty (No. 2 in the land).
The line: LSU -9
The pick: LSU to win/cover (I wouldn’t be shocked if Notre Dame covers in a low-scoring game).
January 6
International Bowl
Cincinnati (7-5) vs. Western Michigan (8-4)
A bowl game in Toronto? This makes no sense. None.
Cincinnati is a tough team, I think they’ll handily take care of WMU. Coaching change or no coaching change.
I don't think this bowl game deserves any more because it's being played in Canada.
The line: Cincinnati -8
The pick: Cincinnati to win/cover
January 7
<GMAC Bowl
Ohio U. (9-3) vs. Southern Miss (8-5)
This game pisses me off. This was the first bowl game of the year not long ago and now it’s slotted during BCS week. You cannot be serious here…
I don’t even care. I probably won’t watch in protest. In fact, I’ll probably watch the Golden State Warriors play the Phoenix Suns in hoops that Sunday night. Unbelievable.
The line: Southern Miss -6
The pick: Southern Miss to win, Ohio to cover
January 8
Tostitos BCS Championship Game
Florida (12-1) vs. Ohio State (12-0)
This game is going to rule. I don’t care what anyone says.
I almost want to pick Florida to win, but for now I’m saying Gators to cover. I’ll revisit this game week of and we’ll break it down in full…who knows what the pick will be then. We’re still 20-something days away (it’s like asking someone to pick a Week 11 Jets game in Week 8).
The line: Ohio State -8
The pick: Ohio State to win, Florida to cover