Friday comment contest winner
As an Ivy-educated, Jon Stewart-watching, dark chocolate-eating, dark beer-drinking, Frank Rich-reading, elitist, Northeast Socialist egghead, I naturally lean toward sophisticated, highbrow humor in judging the weekly comment contest.
This week is no exception, as I reach all the way back to last Friday for a winner.
It came from The Mask, in response to a post about the World Fishing Network and its new programming:
"All this fish channel talk has given me a haddock."

Comments (4)
Abalone! You're just being shellfish!
Get it out of my head. NOW.
C'mon Neil, let's get political......just for the halibut
NB, what's your favorite rod?
I hear Glauber caught something when he got his tackle out and asked, "Your plaice or mine?"
Well, this has become one whale of a thread today.
What's coming down the pike next?
Who's perched to strike with another floundering play on words from The Deep?
(last two words was a shameless lobby for a Jacqueline Bisset Photo Op)