"Oh Ricky You're So High..."

The Indianapolis Colts visit the Miami Dolphins on MNF from Land Shark Stadium tonight. The Colts are 1-0 in 2009 and hoping to extend their record streak with a 7th consecutive season with 12 or more wins. The Dolphins, meanwhile, are coming off the best one-year turnaround in NFL history improving from 1-15 in 2007 to 11-5 in 2008.
Some might say the Dolphins are flying high again.
Or, for some of their players, they have already been high for years.
Ricky Williams returned to the NFL in 2007 following a suspension the year before for failed drug tests. Williams tested positive a fourth time in 2006 and was subsequently suspended from the league. Following his fourth violation, Williams defended his use of marijuana and even retired because, at least at that time, he'd rather smoke grass then play football on it.
As a youngster, who grew up with dreams of one day playing professional football, Ricky's choice left me more confused than a teetotaler on Thai Stick. But at the time of his dopey decision, I was hosting a daily radio show where such news developments sometimes resulted in silly parodies and spoofs.
"It's a 'Golden Oldie!'... It's a 'Blast from the Past!'... It's a..."
Okay, it's just a stupid song that we wrote years ago that was performed by a Northern California band known as the X-Rated Porno Machine.
With credit to Toni Basil for her #1 hit from 1982, here was our smokin' smash from 2006, "Ricky" HEAR.
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