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March 31, 2008

The grammar police

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Eating breakfast this morning, I heard a report about the wire tapping and racketeering trial of Hollywood private investigator Anthony Pellicano. A tape was played of one of his phone conversations, in which he told his client "these conversations have to be between you and I."

And I thought: "Sentence him!"

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March 30, 2008

A day at the Sony Ericsson Open

I walked through the gates a little before 11 and within minutes had my first revelation: Ana Ivanovic looks a lot leaner, but not necessarily meaner, in person. After her morning practice session she dutifully signed autographs for her adoring fans.

By the far practice courts I found the tennis coach for Cardinal Gibbons. Jodi was watching her boyfriend hit with the South African doubles team he coaches. He was staying, like a lot of players, with a local family - the same thing she had done when she was playing professionally. It gave the tour a homey touch. She said her hosts were always cooking for her, insisting she taste the local delicacies. "I'd always gain about five pounds," she said laughing.

From there I headed over to the playing courts. Loud chanting was coming from #8, where Francesca Schiavone was playing Dominika Cibulkova. I found a seat in the first row, just in front of Cibulkova's coach.

"Bratislava," he said, when I asked where he was from.

"Slovakia's got some good players," I said.

"Used to," he said, before suggesting that the national federation wasn't doing a good job.

"Like in all the former Communist countries now," he said, "everybody's trying to get rich."

"Except us," his friend said smiling.

The chanting was coming from the top row, two men clapping and screaming "DOL-CIA! ... DOL-CIA! ... DOL-CIA! ... DOOOO-mi-ni-ka." The one in the yellow shirt, the coach told me, was Cibulkova's father. Dolcia, he added, was simply a nickname for Dominika.

"I know you're not for me," a disgruntled Schiavone called over at one point, while waiting to receive serve. "But don't yell against me."

When Cibulkova put away the final shot, her father bounded down the stands and leaped over the fence onto the court, his arms raised in Rockyesque triumph. Dominika looked on with a helpless smile.

After the match, I strolled the grounds. The crowds seemed larger than any I'd ever seen on the first Saturday. McEnroe and the other talking heads are always wringing their hands about tennis's lack of popularity. But the problem in this country doesn't seem to be in getting people to watch the sport, but in getting young people to play it. Which makes it the exact opposite of soccer.

A new sartorial item this year, among the fans, was a cap with a miniature tennis ball stuck to the side of the visor. And BlackBerrys were ubiquitous: fans checking messages during matches, players checking messages in the outdoor players' lounge, coaches checking messages after practices.

At five o'clock about a hundred people stood looking onto an empty court 10. Pressed against the fence were eight women in bright red T-shirts with the name "Federer" printed across the back.

"We're from Roger's website," Colleen said. She was from Plano, Texas; the rest were from around the country (one from Canada); they took vacation time to come see their hero at various tournaments, and to deliver the "Red Envelope."

"It's an envelope filled with messages from his fans," Colleen explained. The tradition began, she said, in 2003 at Wimbledon.

"We yell 'Red Envelope' and then he comes over and gets it, after practice. We try to deliver it early in the tournament. We don't know if he's going to make the final. He always has a big smile when he gets it."

"How do you know he's coming here?" I asked.

"We don't. But he's been practicing on this court. And he usually practices three hours before a match."

"Have you all met him?"

"Yes," said Christina, from Ithaca, NY. "I mean, he talks to us. We get occasional pictures with him. But we haven't had coffee with him."

"I'm old enough to be his mother," Colleen said. And in fact, there was something decidedly maternal about these women. When I asked if they were worried about his recent losses, Colleen said, sounding like my mom, "We just want him to be healthy."

(Federer began the year with mononucleosis.)

Finally, a stir arose in the distance, and soon a tight clutch of security pushed through the crowd. A bowed head in a black cap occupied the eye.

Federer walked to the baseline in long pocketless shorts.

"He looks thinner," one young woman remarked, with obvious concern.

After about 10 minutes he turned his cap around, revealing his face and eliciting "ah's," one audible "thank you," and a chorus of camera clicks. Practicing his serve, he held three balls in his left hand (no pockets), each one rising, in turn, without rotation.

After another 10 minutes he sat in a chair and then, as if having gathered inner strength, walked over to the crowd to sign autographs. He did this exactly as he had hit forehands: methodically, and without expression. But for five minutes children giddy with joy dashed toward parents, their caps and programs now bearing the coveted, royal scrawl.

Then the crush as the bowed head made its way in a phalanx back to the stadium. Before going inside, Federer worked the length of the fence surrounding the outdoor players' lounge, giving more autographs to overjoyed fans. At one point someone said something that caused him to flash a boyish smile. Brief evidence of pleasure in someone who was giving so much to so many.

For my last match of the day (Federer was playing in the stadium, which I rarely enter), I returned to Court 8. Schiavone had returned, this time with her compatriot, Flavia Pennetta, to take on Shahar Peer and Victoria Azarenka. How often do you get to see Israel paired with Bulgaria?

It was a gorgeous match, with wonderful rallies and none of the histrionics of the earlier one. But it had the same result for Schiavone. Still, after the last point she and Pennetta broke into huge smiles and hugged each other at the net. Defeat Italian style. They congratulated their opponents, and then Pennetta walked to her chair and checked her messages.

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March 28, 2008

The awful threat of nipple rings

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I'm thinking of getting a nipple ring.

I know, it seems a little out of character. But it's not for my image. It's so I can challenge the idiocy of TSA officials when they stop me from boarding a plane.

This is what happened to a woman in Lubbock, Texas, back in February.

Yes, the ring set a handheld detector (not the metal detector) buzzing. But the woman explained the reason, and offered to show it to female officers.

It's another case of TSA, which on the whole does an excellent job, being a little too zealous - and a little too dense. A little common sense would be welcome.

Now I just need to decide which nipple to pierce.

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Hollywood leaves the Sun-Sentinel

The newsroom has never looked so empty. After four days of Marley & Me, all the cameras, equipment, lights, wardrobes, extras and stars have moved elsewhere. And even those here who groaned about the intrusion must feel a little let down this morning.

It's not that the folks from Hollywood lent us some glamour. (Journalists haven't felt that since All the President's Men). Rather, they gave us a sense of productivity.

You can sometimes despair in this business, sitting at a blank computer screen for fifteen minutes trying to come up with a lead. But when you watch actors spend all morning saying the same four lines you don't feel so worthless. And they HAVE their words; we have to come up with ours.

The repeated tedium of film-making was a revelation, and seeing how actors spend their working lives made me understand why, very often, their private lives are out of control.

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Places to go, things to do

But you're not interested in movie stars. You want to know what's happening. So here's the best from the week's press releases (a Friday tradition).

Caledonia, a sailing ship, wil spend a week exploring the fjords and bays of Newfoundland (a mere 1,000 years after Leif Erickson). Departure dates are Aug. 3, 10, 17, 24 (I told you it was a week). Price - including airfare from Miami - is $3,319. Contact Maxxim Vacations, 800-567-6666; www.maxximvacations.com.

Coming up sooner, April 19 in fact, is the 5th Annual Soft Shell Crab Festival in Port Royal, SC. Port Royal is a pretty little town near the pretty bigger town of Beaufort. (A long weekend drive for South Floridians who, in a weird sort of time travel, get to go from summer into spring (and a Southern spring at that). Info: www.oldvillageportroyal.com

For festival lovers, Fiesta San Antonio runs this year April 17-28. The city always seems to have a fiesta atmosphere; I can only imagine what happens to it during Fiesta. Info: www.fiesta-sa.org.

And, according to the week's oddest release, the Alexis Hotel in Seattle is offering a special "Dalai Lama Peace Package" to coincide with His Holiness's visit to the city April 9-13. Prices start at $240 (plus tax) and include the Dalai Lama's book The Art of Happiness and a selection of Choice Organic Teas. A portion of the cost will be donated to the Seeds of Compassion organization. Info: 888-850-1155; www.alexishotel.com.


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March 27, 2008

Scott Simon at Books & Books

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Last night I drove down to Books & Books in Coral Gables to hear Scott Simon read from his new novel, Windy City, which is about his old hometown of ____ (fill in the blank). The host of NPR's Weekend Edition Saturday was very dapper in a black suit with a green-and-red pocket handkerchief, a white cuff-linked shirt, a silk tie, and a lapel pin of the flag of Chicago (there, I gave it away). One of the last of that breed of nattily dressed authors led by Saul Bellow (another, though now deceased, Chicagoan), Tom Wolfe and Gay Talese.

In his comments, Simon said that he worked for a while in an Indian restaurant in Chicago and he revealed that, while the waiters were Indian, the cooks were Salvadoran or Guatemalan. So you'd have Indian waiters walking into the kitchen and saying "Dos dosas por favor."

Somewhat related to this, Simon noted that the research for the book was the fun part. "I wish," he said, echoing the sentiments of travel writers everywhere, "you could go from the research to the book tour."

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March 26, 2008

The Sony Ericsson on Key Biscayne

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Today, Key Biscayne becomes America's most international island as tennis players from around the world gather for the Sony Ericsson.

I've been attending the tournament since it was called The Lipton, usually on the first Saturday, when the worldliness is at its peak. I almost never enter the stadium, preferring to wander the outside courts, where the crowds are smaller and multilingual.

The players' retinues - coaches and family members - often sit in a corner of the topmost row; last year I chatted with Agnieszka Radwanska's coach while she beat a young Chinese woman. At what other sporting event can you talk to a coach while his player is in the middle of competition?

You can pick your matches according to your linguistic interests. If you want to work on your Spanish, go watch the Argentinians. If you want to hear Russian, go see a woman whose name ends in "ova." (You have a wide choice.)

For lunch I recommend the crepes in the food court- for a little Gallic touch - and then a look at the practice courts, where last year I saw Rafael Nadal, in regular shorts, pushing a squeegee after a rain shower. Can you imagine watching Alex Rodriguez sweep the infield?

This is the great thing about wandering; as true at tennis tournaments as it is in travel: you see things that other people - those in the stadium, or on package tours - miss.

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March 25, 2008

Best lunch spot in Fort Lauderdale

I love lunch - eating out in the middle of the day. Along with the weekly paycheck, it's one of the things that makes working worthwhile. And, as the travel editor, I feel it's my duty to get out of the office.

Trouble is, if your office is in downtown Ft. Lauderdale, as mine is, eating lunch out can get pretty expensive. Las Olas is full of high end restaurants inhospitable to low salary people.

So I often walk over to SE 1st Avenue, near the library, and eat at Cafe Verdi. It's basically an Italian place run by Peruvians (welcome to South Florida). The dishes - salads, pastas, chicken with rice and beans - are always fresh and, mostly, under $10. Daily specials sometimes include ceviche, and an incredible hamburger served on ciabatta bread with mozzarella and mixed greens. The young waiter Javier is one of the best-read people in Ft. Lauderdale. The restaurant is bright and full of regulars, who give it a friendly neighborhood vibe. And old jazz standards play softly in the background.

Sometimes it's hard to come back to work.

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March 24, 2008

Happy Smigus Dyngus!

Easter Monday is a holiday in Poland, and traditionally it's a day when young men chase young women and throw buckets of water on them. This was primarily a village custom but, as you can see in the video, some brave souls have carried it to the cities. The drenching is supposed to represent purification, but you could also see it as a precursor of the wet T-shirt contest. Hey, I'm writing this in Fort Lauderdale during spring break!

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March 21, 2008

Places to go, things to do

Highlights from a week's worth of press releases:

Global Volunteers is starting English teaching vacations in Hanoi, Vietnam. Classes will be made up of high school and university students. Dates are July 26, Sept. 27 and Nov. 22. Tthe two-week program costs $2,595 and the one-week program costs $2,195 (not including airfare). I taught English in Guanajuato, Mexico, with Global Volunteers back before the word "voluntourism" was coined, and found them a very worthwhile organization. Info: 800-487-1074, www.globalvolunteers.org.

Cruise North Expeditions, an Inuit-owned company, is offfering an 11-night cruise along northern Labrador's Torngat Mountain coast. The ship departs from Newfoundland on June 22; cost is $4,695. Info: 866-263-3220; www.cruisenorthexpeditions.com.

Cross Country International offers a Roman Coast Walk - four days of guided walking plus one day of cooking lessons. Price is $2,600 per person (shared); dates: Nov. 9-15. Info: 800-828-8768; www.walkingvacations.com.

Everybody loves Bobbies (or at least loves saying the word). Now a group called Monument London Realty wants to give you a former Bobby as your London guide. (For a fee, of course.) Info: 011-44-750-301-3331; www.london-realty.co.uk.

This is a big year for Israel, as it celebrates 60 years of statehood. In connection with the celebration the country has launched a blog - www.isrealli.org - with news, cultural items, videos, etc.

And finally, for those South Floridians who don't want to travel too far - and who like a little cultural dissonance - the Flagler Museum in Palm Beach is hosting its 3rd annual Bluegrass in the Pavilion Concert Saturday, April 12th, beginning at 3:30 p.m. Tickets are $30 and you can get them by calling 561-655-2833 ext.27

If you can't make it Saturday, the Society of the Four Arts will host a Bluegrass Concert on Sunday (what's come over Palm Beachers?) at 5 p.m. For tickets, call 561-655-7226.

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March 20, 2008

Mean Streets Part 2

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I got some interesting responses to my "unfriendliest cities" poll - Montreal, Prague, Memphis, Seattle. The last two surprised me, being located in the lands of "Southern hospitality" and crunchy eco-geeks. But it's always fun to puncture stereotypes.

Prague didn't surprise me - I was there shortly after the Berlin Wall came down and found the place a little glum. But Eastern Europe's tricky that way; you get no sense of the true nature of the people by walking the streets - or shopping in the markets (where years of Communism did nothing to instill a culture of customer service). You need to be invited home.

Which brings me to my unfriendliest city - Split, Croatia. I visited five years after the war with Serbia, and found a definite post-war malaise. Even the woman in the tourist office made me feel unwelcome. I hope things have improved in the last eight years.

A small street in Split. Photo credit: Stephen Crowley, New York Times

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March 19, 2008

Think Canada

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The other morning in the elevator a woman asked me if I'd ever been to Nova Scotia.

I told her no. I always hate doing this; I feel like I'm letting people down, and not doing my job. (But if there did exist someone who'd been EVERYWHERE, he'd probably have forgotten half the places.)

She said she and her family were going this summer. They had been planning to go to Europe but it was too expensive.

Canada, I thought, the new Europe. Why not, when we can actually drive there? The people (most of them) speak English. Where this woman's going you can find traces of Scottish Highland culture. In Quebec you can sometimes feel like you're in France. Toronto has a lively Italian neighborhood, hearty Hungarian restaurants, Polish pastry shops heavy with poppy seeds. You can stroll elegant gardens and have afternoon tea in Victoria, British (get it?) Columbia. You can go to Ukrainian festivals in Saskatchewan and Manitoba. And who needs the Swiss Alps when you've got the Canadian Rockies?

I'm sure I'm missing other Europe-like attractions. Canadians - lovers of Canada - help me out here.

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March 17, 2008

Happy St. Patrick's Day

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This holiday used to be a uniquely American party; in Ireland people observed the day quietly by going to church. But now that the Irish pub has infiltrated cities around the globe - it's almost like you know your town's made it when you can buy a glass of Guinness - St. Paddy's Day has become a worldwide celebration.

Seventy years ago the sun never set on the British Empire. Today the sun never sets on the Irish pub. A sweet revenge.

Favorite Irish pub: JohnMartin's in Coral Gables. It's more upscale than your typical Irish watering hole, but the staff is friendly and the food (not all of it Irish) is excellent. And they team with neighboring Books & Books to celebrate Bloomsday every June 16.

But I'm open to suggestions, in South Florida or around the world.

Favorite Irish pub graffiti: For years the men's room at Maguire's Hill 16 in Fort Lauderdale had written on the wall next to the condom dispenser: "This is the worst chewing gum I've ever tasted."

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March 14, 2008

Mean streets

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I never put much stock in travel surveys like "the world's unfriendliest cities," and the recent one that came across my desk (OK, arrived in my inbox) is a perfect example why.

It was done by TripAdvisor and titled "the most unfriendly hosts." Apparently the 1,400 world travelers queried rated Paris #1, London #2, and Moscow #3.

At the same time, London came in at #3 for "most friendly and helpful locals." You tell me.

Seriously, what do you think are the unfriendliest cities? After I get yours I'll give you mine. We can do a survey as unreliable as anyone's.

Photo: Muhammed Muheisen, AP

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March 13, 2008

Meaningful travel

Channel surfing the other night, I saw thoughts about travel written on the screen over moody shots of landscapes and moody looking people.

“A journey brings us face to face with ourselves,” I read. “Does the person create the journey, or does the journey create the person?”

Nothing terribly original, but still somewhat thoughtful for television. I was wondering what the ad was for – study abroad? Peace Corps? —when the name Louis Vuitton appeared on the screen, next to a heavily-initialed bag.

I checked the Louis Vuitton website and found the commercial, here called “Louis Vuitton Core Values Film.” The language was as startling as the company's attempt to portray its expensive accessories as boons to meaningful travel.

I started thinking back to my most memorable trips and wondered: Would they have been better if I had traveled with a Louis Vuitton bag?

Then I remembered the freelance story that Pamela Petro wrote for me years ago: It was about running out of money in Portugal, and how the trip blossomed because of her sudden need for people.

Here’s a thought for the folks at Vuitton: A journey's richness is dependent on how you carry yourself, not your belongings.

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Ft. Lauderdale to say goodbye to QE2

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Mark April 10 on your calendars, for that is the day that the great Cunard liner will make her last appearance at Port Everglades. (At the age of 40, she is off to Dubai to become a floating hotel, a la Queen Mary in Long Beach.)

The QE2 has a graceful line the newer ships lack, and I'm expecting there to be a small group of admirers gathered on the Point of the Americas beach that evening to watch her sail off to a sedentary life at the edge of the desert.

In any case, I'll be there. She took me to France in 1975 and gave me an everlasting love of ships. Among their many charms is the fact that, unlike with planes, you can revisit the one that changed your life. Though now I'll have to go to Dubai.

Photo: Lisa Maree Williams, Getty Images

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French cafe in South Beach

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After my day at Seatrade I walked to Espanola Way and had dinner at A La Folie. The tiny cafe sits one block west of the crowds - in the space of a few yards you move from tourists to locals but, strangely, from Florida to France.

Crepes are the specialty, and the savoury ones are made from buckwheat (just like in Brittany). And Breton cider (alcoholic) is also on the menu.

There's nothing like sitting outside on a balmy evening and watching a kid zoom by on a skateboard while you wash down your egg, ham and cheese crepe with a glass of ice-cold cider.

And because the waiters are French, they'll let you sit for as long as you like.

Note to celiacs: They do add a little white flour to the buckwheat, so the crepes are not gluten free.

Photo: Vimoutiers.net

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A day at the cruise shipping convention

I love learning new words and I picked up two this week at Seatrade, the annual cruise shipping convention in Miami Beach. The first, used by Gerald Cahill, CEO of Carnival Cruise Lines, was "componentization."

This, he said, was what Carnival's been doing by designating parts of its ships as "family areas" and by setting aside a number of cabins for people partaking in special spa programs.

Cahill's coinage was a softer variation on Adam Goldstein's "disegalitarianism."

The CEO of Royal Caribbean used this term to describe the growing trend in cruising toward select restaurants and activities for people willing and able to pay extra for them.

On cruises past, he said, once passengers left their cabins they "were all created equal. In the 21st century, guests who pay top dollar expect special treatment outside the stateroom."

It's interesting that, as the QE2 sails off into the sunset (no offence, Dubai), its old class system seems to be returning. Though it does reflect the growing divide, back on land, between rich and poor.

I also discovered, by watching the people sitting around me during the State of the Industry debate, the beauty of BlackBerrys: they allow you to amuse yourself, fairly unobtrusively, during boring presentations.

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TOM SWICK
Swick has been the travel editor of the South Florida Sun-Sentinel since 1989. He was born in Easton, Pennsylvania because there was no hospital in Phillipsburg, N.J. (so he began his life by crossing a border)...

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