Blogging's been great, but I think if I really want to bring in the BIG bucks I need to come out with a video game. Something along the lines of Grand Theft Auto.

Grand Theft Travel Writer will feature a travel writer, Swicko Peregrino, who arrives in a country hoping to learn its innermost secrets. The streets are steamy, the sights exotic (think Leonardo DiCaprio at the beginning of The Beach), the locals laconic.

Suddenly, gunshots rip through the humid air. Cars swerve up onto the sidewalk, sending pedestrians fleeing. A man who bears a striking resemblance to Christopher Walken lunges at Swicko's shoulder, grabbing his bookbag - which contains his notebook with all of his contacts - and flees down teeming alleyways.

Swicko chases after him, running into a voluptuous temptress ...

Sorry, but for more you'll have to wait till I sign with Rockstar Games.

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